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Posts That Were Thanked by NARCassist

  1. I hope your current girlfriend sets you on fire :)
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  2. U dont even lift bro.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Congratulations on the new babby op don't spend it all in one place.

    I'm going to brush my teeth
    I'm going to put my left shoe on.
    I'm going to put my right shoe on.
    That's all.
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  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    there's a 'gourmet' pizza chain around here that has a pizza called the 'sausage duo'

    it's actually really good but when I order it

    I can't help but think of hts + scronaldo
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  5. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock i want to stick it in your ear too

    Your lil peepee will fit in a chics ear?
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  6. Originally posted by Something Squirrel She's eaten like two small plates of food all day.

    Didn't even finish her dinner it was too much for her

    *him

    He has a dick.
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  7. Originally posted by infinityshock post pics

    You're a broken record. My vote for the most mundane poster in history of the interwebz is you.
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  8. Originally posted by Something Squirrel What is with you people and wanting to parade the gays around and make public spectacles? can't you people just keep this shit behind closed doors where it belongs?

    Why do so many gays want to parade their torn assholes and drag queen attire and make public spectacles? Can't those people just keep this shit behind closed doors where it belongs?
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  9. Sitting out enjoying the sunshine. I love the heat, I can't stand the people who complain about it.
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  10. Originally posted by Semiazas No lol, usually my computer table. I just had my phone handy. I do make a mess when cooking.

    Thats fucking gross tho. I can't stand cooking on a dirty stove or in a dirty kitchen. One place in the house you should keep clean.
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  11. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock listen closely, you pharmaceutical-addled fuckpuppet, because im not explaining this to you again.

    your cited article is dated September 2015…and references an article from 1995.

    my information and sources predates even that.

    the only thing that was used on you was a dirty dildo that had been passed around several gay bars and the reason your so grumpy now is because of the extreme constipation caused by said dildo plugging up your colon, leaving you constipated.

    im giving out facts. youre giving out conspiracy nutjob fake news fueled by some sort of illicit drug overdose on your part…probably bath salts.

    scopolomine doesnt work the way you say it works via inhalation.

    youre an idiot

    You're a filthy dickbutt



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  12. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel crying during sex

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  13. Originally posted by Something Squirrel When I'm there: crying, constantly saying "my life sucks" and "I hate being alive", sleeping all day, crying during sex.

    When I'm gone: happy posting, gets out of bed and does stuff, stays up all night playing games.

    You're right it is fucking stupid.

    Why are you in a relationship? You clearly don't give a fuck so why should I

    LOL
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  14. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Looking for a job. A debt collector gig sorta just fell in my lap


    I couldn’t do that.
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  15. Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Well, in this case it's just because the short, fat, balding woman is just too lazy to keep going to the fridge, so drinks them straight out of the box.

    Why bring Snoopy's wife into this?
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  16. Item 9 African Astronaut
    I had a dream lsd stuck a tennis racquet up his ass and became famous on NIS for it like HTS with the highlighter. Strange dream.
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  17. Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
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  18. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by NARCassist lol that dude is walking round that apartment bare foot.





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    The dude in this video is the same dude. AKA, "Patrick".
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  19. Lol starts off with Eyes Wide Shut

    Ends up with Will Ferrell in a suitcase at rent a car
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  20. Originally posted by infinityshock with all these new alts, lanny and zanick must have just been fired from the day job.

    You are by far the most boring troll i have ever came across
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