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Posts That Were Thanked by NARCassist

  1. lol you didn't traumatize anyone
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  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Oasis opiates are lame to me they're always just a mild content feeling

    if i take a bunch more will i get monged? i always worry about teh dies with these sorts of drugs

    If you're not full hard-on almost knock-out nodding high on opiates you are not doing it right.
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  3. Btw reststop, Velma is the best chanwhore. I tried to find a pic with her glasses on and pigtails, but I couldn't look at too many pics at work, if you know what I mean. She has a really strong southern accent, too, which I find hot as fuck.
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  4. Originally posted by Sophie Damn braj, you're almost as skinny as Hansen.

    Straight outta Auschwitz
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  5. Dionysus Houston
    I'm changing my song

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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock 2nd grade called. they want their childish saying back

    no, really…that is the gayest thing you posted to date

    This might be the most ironic post in the history of ironic posts.
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  7. wealth really doesn't mean shit dude

    it's all about experience
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  8. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by snab_snib

    actual best song coming through

    that was a pretty good song
    but now that i think about it this is probably my favorite song since i was a baby

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  9. snab_snib African Astronaut
    i think the idea is that when your kid behaves in ways that might cause other people to kill them, you just slap em around a bit so that they connect acting that way with getting hurt
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  10. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Fucking what?!

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLO....

    You can adopt a child as a single in the US? As a single male? Hahahaha...

    I truly hope for you this is a bad troll attempt.
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  11. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I also cook every day, I like food threads.

    And there is a food forum you blind bastards, it's called "Oral Indulgences" got damn
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  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I remember being born

    do you remember your mother's pissflaps slapping wetly against your face on the way out?
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  13. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by snab_snib you're fucking stupid as fuck. you are trying so motherfucking hard to look smart, and you're like, going through every possible 'wannabe-pinhead dweeb' cliche in betabetical fucking order.

    reality check: that test didn't tell you that you're autistic. it just told you that you're stupid.

    I counter with what I consider, in my expert/superior as a critique of the finest works man has produced, the most profound quote from a film that reached the epitome of intellectual calibre and depth:





    I don't think you'll ever be able to post again on this site after having been so thoroughly dominated in debate.
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  14. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    ^ No, they've literally done multiple studies attempting to confirm this. For example, in patients who claimed to have repeated out of body experiences, astral projection, even during surgery/anesthesia they would do things like putting some distinct message or object that they could only see if somehow, in some form of consciousness, they were actually floating above their bodies and taking in information.

    And you know what? Not a single one of those produced a smidgen of evidence.

    There's just so much bad information out there, pseudo-science, quasi-religious beliefs/"spirituality", and people that are simply incredibly under informed, massively overestimate their own capabilities and knowledge/level of understanding, and completely misinterpret information.

    So, basically, I'm pretty sure all this stuff is bullshit, sadly. Would be pretty cool if it wasn't.
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  15. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    You know when I don't like a forum/site I just don't go on it instead of complaining endlessly and not contributing, maybe that's just me.
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  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Beauty and the BARBAROSSA FRONT
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  17. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Discount Whore Damn I wish I was religious. How comforting it must be to be delusional.

    you are delusional though, you believe you're not a faggot
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  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hahaha, Buzzfeed actually had a pretty good nostalgic overview of the saga: https://www.buzzfeed.com/iexplorer/let-us-remember-the-greatest-internet-hoax-jenkem?utm_term=.uw5X16nQrz#.hox1Bv42kq

    "Fruit from crack pipe", "winnie", "Leroy Jenkems", "butthash"

    Post last edited by Malice at 2017-05-16T05:53:36.601495+00:00
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  19. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Oasis I want nothing else in my life except to die

    I've been depressed my whole life and there's no sign of it ever getting better

    I'm mentally fucked in so many different ways I can hardly comprehend it

    It's like I'm living in hell

    You have so many options.

    Ever heard the saying that you can't truly live until you've lost everything?

    Well, once you're about to kill yourself and you realize that that is what everyone wants(for you to go away), and you realize that you should at least take some risks(because it's a logical decision) before suicide, you then have the world at your hands.
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  20. Originally posted by mmQ What was autocorrected? Does your phone also click submit for you when it assumes you're done, not allowing you any opportunity to look over any glaring mistakes contained in your post?

    Wait, do you have one of those MAX EDGE phones that autocorrect everything and don't allow you to edit or delete anything??

    Coooool!!!!

    :)

    It has an autofill functionality. Also I don't proofread because only faggots care about speelling/grammer erorrs
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