2017-06-13 at 10:30 AM UTC
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I got my mail-order kid today
Originally posted by Dargo
I don't intend to be arrogant. It's just that as a Christian, the Bible literally says to raise you kids in the faith, and I genuinely believe it's also to his benefit. Well, and anyone's benefit for that matter. I think everyone should be Christian.
Yeah
Everyone should be a Christian, lets put people to the sword who are not
Fucking blasphemers, fucking heretics, they're all the same.
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2017-06-13 at 10:23 AM UTC
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I got my mail-order kid today
Originally posted by Dargo
That is your subjective opinion, and I can assure you I have taken many like it into account. Nothing is going to dissuade me from indoctrinating him.
I dislike your all-knowing attitude, but ok. That is DETERMINISM at work. You can't help it.
And I still like you. I just hate your approach that you will force your religious beliefs on a vulnerable mind.
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Pewter is a metal alloy actually, it used to be used to make tableware. Clearly a saltpewter is a saltshaker made of pewter. A salt shaker kind of looks like a dick, it's triple funny because saltpewter is an accurate representation of the object, if you shake a saltshaker salt comes out, and a saltshaker kind of looks like a penis, if you make the same motion one would make to shake salt on one's penis, cum comes out. The implication obviously being that sploo will extract salt from you(Make you cry) while enjoying it immensely(Orgasm).
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
saltpeter = uncle peter's salty treats
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What's wrong with having your computer in a corner?
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Originally posted by Captain Falcon
What's so exciting about this
It's exciting because all these welfare niggers are too poor to afford even basic amenities like internet.
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Originally posted by Malice
Man, fuck this, I am not reading it.
nobody is forcing you. It's interesting that rather than decide to yourself you don't desire to read this particular thread and simply moving on to another one, you have announce that you are not going to read it. Not trying to make fun of you or anything or be a smartass. I just found it kind of funny that you thought it would be worth commenting in a thread "I am Not Reading It" rather than just not reading it and moving on.
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Originally posted by Rebirth
i torrented the game and the menu is all in russian
idk how to play now wtf do
learn russian
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Originally posted by Malice
I know, I’m disregarding them because I don’t think they matter. Or at least their theological beliefs don’t.
Then the observation is moronic. "Hey guys, have you ever noticed all the existentialists who aren't christian because I don't care about them are, for some reason, not christian!?! Shocking!"
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2017-06-09 at 11:50 PM UTC
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Hello,
Originally posted by -SpectraL
infinityshock vs Gingerjedi
Like Godzilla vs King Kong, but more sensual.
This is gonna be good.
You give Jill WAAAAYYY to much credit. It's not gonna be good. It's gonna be embarrassing and obnoxious.
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Originally posted by infinityshock
signed
oh shut the fuck up you shit up every thread just the same
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2017-06-09 at 8:05 PM UTC
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MQs Drink Driving Thread™
Originally posted by mmQ
I just biked drunk to the store and thought about a few things.
1- Those that oppose drunk driving, have you EVER done it? Do you know what it's like, personally?
and
2- What about drunk biking? Is that just as bad?
THANKS XDXDXEXD
I've never had ebola but I'm still pretty sure it's a bad thing.
As for "oh I drive super careful when drunk diving", like maybe there actually are people in the world that are consistently safe drivers while drinking but first you have to doubt it because it's a judgment made while impaired and secondly, as has been repeated many times ITT, we ought to regulate based on the typical case, not exceptional ones. And the typical case, regardless of whatever anecdotes you want to shower down upon us, is that drunk drivers perform more poorly than sober ones.
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Probably just streamed some porn to my neighbors TV by accident.
We share Wifi and looks like all the devices are connected. I accidentally clicked on a little TV icon and it said connecting to Samsung - blablah - etc. I don't have a Samsung TV......
It's 15:30 so yea.. I hope their kids have an appreciation for squirting schoolgirls.
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2017-06-09 at 6:06 AM UTC
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Hello,
Originally posted by infinityshock
stfu nigger
Are you black?
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I got my roxis refilled. amidoinitrite?
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