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Posts by NARCassist

  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    can everyone just stop reposting the pic of the naked faggot




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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby but what if you lose your sensitivity and cant give a cream shot up a booty because its so desensitized??!

    heroin does that anyway. just bang harder bro.




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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    if i had sensitive skin i would purposely expose it to as much harshness as possible till it manned the fuck up.




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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader i have sensitive skin

    what are you, a girl or summing?




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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you don't see mike myers anymore huh?




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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    good movie^




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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i feelin a bit shitty after all that smack at the weekend. but on the lighter side i have got my boner back, yay.




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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    cats always have that cool, chilled vibe about them. dogs just jump around like headless chickens most of the time. dogs act more like some spastic kid with adhd.




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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    who playbunnycute?




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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i only care about making others feel more shittier and resentful about themselves than i do. i really do care a lot about that, so yes, i care.




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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i didn't think it sounded right when i listened to it. also my voice sounds crazy different to how i hear it lol.




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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by CASPER Correct me if Im wrong, but was that the sound of you smoking some gear off foil, and then exhaling, saying "The jolly green giant's cock"?

    I just want to know how on-point my ears are?

    spot on yeah. i was wondering if anyone would get that, lol.




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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    your kind are fucking evil pricks who don't deserve to get laid. fucking homo.




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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    when i first load page tho







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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    they was there when i first loaded the page, then like magic they just disappeared. there's whichcraft going on in this fred.



    try https://postimages.org its not totally gay like imgur




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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Its weird going to pick someone up from the campus. I get lost in this fucking parking lot maze. and then there is facebook just up the road about 5 miles away?

    the Security guard yelling at me to move my car as I'm picking up some manager guy who tells him he's a manager in such and such and had to get out of the car to show his badge. He actually looked nervous doing this. I'm like "That dude shouldn't treat us like this" and he's like "Oh it's his Job.. he's a former cop too"

    so when I drive into Facebook.. I have to act like i'm in a fucking DUI checkpoint? I try and stay away from there. I really need to find a cool office jOb that pays decent until fukital

    work hard before you find the magical moment

    i'd tell em to fuck off. fucking rent-a-cops




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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by hydromorphone You're right, I don't want to die, really. I never have. There's just no legitimate hope. It's not so much my mental issues, though they exist, it's the physical issues that truly create the hopelessness. I've just come to accept that and be realistic about it rather than continue in vain, and suffer for a lot longer than I have to.

    I would be dead this moment, if it wasn't for the fact I need to do things for my son before I go.

    A few weeks ago, I was contemplating suicide. I'm very afraid of fucking up, especially with a gun, but with a .357 magnum that shouldn't be an issue. I spent a few hours there working up the nerve. Well, I'd not checked it since the old guy had gone into the hospital. He ended up only having 4 rounds. I knew he likes to keep one chamber empty, a lot of people do this to protect from accidental discharges, but he had removed another round for some reason so instead of 5 bullets in the revolver, there was only 4. I didn't realize this. I thought for sure, I was ready to go, and after a while of contemplating, I finally stuck the barrel in my mouth and pulled the trigger. I about shit myself. It took a lot for me to get over the fear and finally pull the trigger, because well… I am scared. I have a huge fear of fucking up from knowing people who have, though in their cases, they fucked up using a low caliber firearm than anything else going wrong, but still even though I know I'm using a high caliber firearm that definitely should do the job, that fear exists, along with not actually wanting to die. I couldn't get the nerve up again and it scared me. I just wish I could do it. My luck, I finally get the balls to do it, and something fucks up, like me not checking to make sure it wasn't on an empty chamber… I never even thought that'd be an issue. It left me unable to pull the trigger that second time and me having an anxiety attack, I just wish it'd have gone it and not be here suffering, but it would have been selfish, especially at the time when I was trying for PoC, and making a lot of effort to continue and be hopeful about a future, knowing then I had help and support. t least now I'm trying to do a few things to make my son's life better and safer before I go. I have to do this though, it's the right thing to do. Realistic hope has been gone for a long time, from my health steadily going down and down and down, to the point there is no going back to how it was before it got this bad. I cannot heal, I cannot recover, I cannot get better. I didn't want it to be like this and why I struggle to just do it.

    do you even realize that declaring yourself suicidal isn't going to get POC back? and even if it did, getting him back through guilt and pity wouldn't make the great relationship you're wanting, and would inevitably just fuck up again pretty quickly. do you even realize how obvious it is that this is the real reason you are making these suicidal claims? everyone else can see this, its so blatantly obvious. i guess you are very likely lying to yourself and have actually convinced yourself this is what you want, like an actor getting into character. but deep down you know its not.

    inb4: long wall of text rant to deny these claims, including all sorts of bullshit to attempt to substantiate your original claim.




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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 fuck .. everytime I have to reference something these days I have to think and 1,2,6 degree the mother fucker to find it.

    and now you can't just type "Kraftwerk" on youtube and only get the band.. some faggot TV show is calling itself Kraftwerks (some custom car gig)

    stop faggoting up my playlist by naming yourself the same.. more and more bands are getting fucked like this. Google and Youtube suck infectious crusty dicks.

    yeah i hear ya bro. i went to sign in to yt after bleachbiting my computer and it did that 'you are signing in from an unrecognized device. please prove its you' bullshit. then it wouldn't accept any other way of proving myself except having a code sent to my phone. google is constantly trying to get my phone number, i'm starting to think google fucking fancies me or something. everytime i sign in to gmail it keeps prompting me to register my phone for 'security reasons'. fucking google is a sneaky fucking cunt.

    and what's with that 'download chrome for a better youtube experience' bollocks that keeps appearing at the top of yt everytime i go there these days? sketchy cunts man. this is why i use duckduckgo now. fuck gogle, i remember when they were cool, fucking sellouts.




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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader no, you dont understand.

    the sensation of naked head(dome) brushing on coarse jeans or buttonfly rivets are quite unforgiving. not to mention accidental exposure in front of childrens.

    no i don't understand either. i can't even remember the last time i wore underwear, i wear jeans all the time and never had any problems like that. are you one of those special snowflakes i keep hearing about. they're jeans, not fucking sandpaper.




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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock you may as well add in that you have several venereal diseases that you caught from unknown sex partners…plural…during that free-spirited junket in several southeast asian countries to celebrate your coming out of the closet.

    Originally posted by infinityshock bitch…youve never even seen a vagina other that online or at the petting zoo, much less had enough sexual experiences to say what a vagina or urethra would do or be able to do. or not do or not be able to do. much less give birth, you fucking retarded idiot virgin faggot. stick to what youre good at…sucking dick.

    make your mind up bill




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