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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by CASPER Also, if you were an entertaining wealthy person, youd buy a spare ticket for a random and watch the hyjinx unfold.

    if he was a wealthy person he wouldn't have cheaped out and only gone for 3 days.




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    Originally posted by benny vader So recently at the traffic lights there was this guy on a bike who was wearing a single strapped sandal more or less as depicted here :



    So as the lights went green he hooked his leg up and sped off, and his sandal was left behind. I guess he was too embarrassed to turn around and pick it up cos half a day later it was still there on the spot where he left it.

    Funny as shit.

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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon College isn't high school, nobody gives a fuck about you, you either make friends or nobody gives a shit.

    college kids aren't that much more matured than the average high school kids. popularity and reputation is still very much a driving force amongst that age range. malices popularity will be zero the moment he starts babbling on about his stupid autism, and will just make himself the target of any self-conscious bully that is looking to make himself look better by constantly pointing out the flaws of anyone they see as weird and less beta than they are trying to be seen as. basically that will be every 'jock' mentality minded male, as well as any shallow minded females that are taken in by that shit. we are talking at least 50% of the school population here, prolly more.




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    so does malice actually think he's normal? or normaler? he keeps posting all this shit about how this and that is going to help him fit in well when he goes to school. the fact is he's going to get the piss taken out of him so bad, and will totally be seen as the school loser. i very much doubt anyone will want to associate with him much because they will all be too worried that talking to him will give everyone else the wrong impression about themselves. he's got such a shock coming to him when he gets there. and the only harem he gonna get is a few stray cats that hang around the bins behind the cafeteria. college chicks are very shallow about who they date and will steer clear of a weirdo like malice like fucking ebola.

    if he's lucky a couple of other weirdo's will hang with him out of pity or coz they just as desperate for friends as he is or something.




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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Memeing_Electron all the lolis i want are with fatties

    fake news




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    Originally posted by inb4l0pht Over the past year I've gone from 180lbs 9% body fat to 200+lbs 15+% body fat. I tell everyone that I'm bulking but really I feel like shit and have lost much of my agility and endurance. How can I motivate myself to start eating properly again?

    just keep remembering them loli's don't go for fatties.




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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mashlehash Did he get banned

    i wish




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    yeah i saw event horizon, pretty trippy movie man.




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    Originally posted by Fuck-o the Liar Dodge is not a GM product and never has been. You are stupid.

    well durr, of course, its a car, you can't genetically modify a car. it doesn't have genetics to start with.




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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume This forum is so predictable I knew what the OP post would say before I even clicked the thread

    yeah we all saw it when we scrolled over the fred title too

    lol




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    shit, i just noticed there's only 100 pages to go before i re-name trt 'the retarded fred(the jolly green giants cock edition)'




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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Will spunk for shit

    yeah yeah, we all know you're a faggot.




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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie Inorgasmia from opiates is more killer than losing the ability to get an erection. In fact, you know your gear is good when it gives you a raging hard on. Weird but true.

    fuck that, its still good to fuck even if you don't come. not being able to fuck at all is horrible, makes you feel like a fucktard.




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    feeling a little shitty after the weekend but nothing i can't sit out. that was some pretty strong shit tho, am expecting to hear of an od or two in the next few days around this area.




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    wtf is going on with all the streaming sites now? none seem to work for anything and either try and get you to sign up for a 'free' account then want cc info to 'verify' you, or they just redirect to shitty ads that nobody interested in. i know there was a fair amount of that shit before i went away, but now its every single one. even putlocker is fucked. any tips?




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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    also your never too old.

    high till yo die




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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    read the fred man




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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Game of Thrones started off pretty great but I recently started watching all of it again and it's clear that I gave it a pass due to how excited I was for a truly well made medieval fantasy TV show.

    Some big points I don't like from recent seasons:



    GOT writers should kill themselves.

    its only a tv show dude




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