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2017-08-16 at 8:45 AM UTC in Booked a flight to the Bahamas for tomorrow
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2017-08-16 at 8:41 AM UTC in Hardcore retard stuff that makes you ROTFLMAO
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2017-08-16 at 8:40 AM UTC in Hardcore retard stuff that makes you ROTFLMAO
Originally posted by benny vader So recently at the traffic lights there was this guy on a bike who was wearing a single strapped sandal more or less as depicted here :
So as the lights went green he hooked his leg up and sped off, and his sandal was left behind. I guess he was too embarrassed to turn around and pick it up cos half a day later it was still there on the spot where he left it.
Funny as shit.Access Denied
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2017-08-16 at 8:37 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Captain Falcon College isn't high school, nobody gives a fuck about you, you either make friends or nobody gives a shit.
college kids aren't that much more matured than the average high school kids. popularity and reputation is still very much a driving force amongst that age range. malices popularity will be zero the moment he starts babbling on about his stupid autism, and will just make himself the target of any self-conscious bully that is looking to make himself look better by constantly pointing out the flaws of anyone they see as weird and less beta than they are trying to be seen as. basically that will be every 'jock' mentality minded male, as well as any shallow minded females that are taken in by that shit. we are talking at least 50% of the school population here, prolly more.
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2017-08-16 at 6:56 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSso does malice actually think he's normal? or normaler? he keeps posting all this shit about how this and that is going to help him fit in well when he goes to school. the fact is he's going to get the piss taken out of him so bad, and will totally be seen as the school loser. i very much doubt anyone will want to associate with him much because they will all be too worried that talking to him will give everyone else the wrong impression about themselves. he's got such a shock coming to him when he gets there. and the only harem he gonna get is a few stray cats that hang around the bins behind the cafeteria. college chicks are very shallow about who they date and will steer clear of a weirdo like malice like fucking ebola.
if he's lucky a couple of other weirdo's will hang with him out of pity or coz they just as desperate for friends as he is or something.
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2017-08-16 at 5:41 AM UTC in Can't stop eating like shit
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2017-08-16 at 5:38 AM UTC in Can't stop eating like shit
Originally posted by inb4l0pht Over the past year I've gone from 180lbs 9% body fat to 200+lbs 15+% body fat. I tell everyone that I'm bulking but really I feel like shit and have lost much of my agility and endurance. How can I motivate myself to start eating properly again?
just keep remembering them loli's don't go for fatties.
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2017-08-16 at 5:28 AM UTC in IM A HONEY BOY, IM A HPNEY BPPY
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2017-08-16 at 2:57 AM UTC in Well gonts, looks like its another Sundayyeah i saw event horizon, pretty trippy movie man.
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2017-08-16 at 2:19 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-08-16 at 1:51 AM UTC in The Murdering Nazi at Va Rally
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2017-08-16 at 1:18 AM UTC in THANKS PARTYYYY
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2017-08-16 at 1:14 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSshit, i just noticed there's only 100 pages to go before i re-name trt 'the retarded fred(the jolly green giants cock edition)'
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2017-08-16 at 1:11 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-08-16 at 12:57 AM UTC in i'm having a case of the floppies for the second time in a week.
Originally posted by Sophie Inorgasmia from opiates is more killer than losing the ability to get an erection. In fact, you know your gear is good when it gives you a raging hard on. Weird but true.
fuck that, its still good to fuck even if you don't come. not being able to fuck at all is horrible, makes you feel like a fucktard.
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2017-08-16 at 12:51 AM UTC in R U HOOKED?feeling a little shitty after the weekend but nothing i can't sit out. that was some pretty strong shit tho, am expecting to hear of an od or two in the next few days around this area.
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2017-08-15 at 5:13 PM UTC in watching movies onlinewtf is going on with all the streaming sites now? none seem to work for anything and either try and get you to sign up for a 'free' account then want cc info to 'verify' you, or they just redirect to shitty ads that nobody interested in. i know there was a fair amount of that shit before i went away, but now its every single one. even putlocker is fucked. any tips?
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2017-08-15 at 2:15 PM UTC in i'm having a case of the floppies for the second time in a week.also your never too old.
high till yo die
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2017-08-15 at 2:14 PM UTC in i'm having a case of the floppies for the second time in a week.read the fred man
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2017-08-15 at 11:47 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Game of Thrones started off pretty great but I recently started watching all of it again and it's clear that I gave it a pass due to how excited I was for a truly well made medieval fantasy TV show.
Some big points I don't like from recent seasons:
GOT writers should kill themselves.
its only a tv show dude
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