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2017-08-15 at 11:11 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

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you only gotta look at the models wearing it to see its gay af

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2017-08-15 at 9:33 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

NARCassist gollums fat coach

looks like something a faggot would wear. ask captain fagcon.

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2017-08-15 at 7:11 AM UTC in just made a 3 legged friend in the garden

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by benny vader the old farmers half autistic son had a strange thing for cats.

malice lives on a farm ?? why isn't this on the news? i gotta go rescue him now

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2017-08-15 at 5:22 AM UTC in Ice cream man

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Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery

how is it possible that literally every single kpop chick is of the chart fit? how do they fucking do that? i want a kpop chick, i don't even care which one, i'll take any one of them.

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2017-08-15 at 5:09 AM UTC in Ice cream man

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2017-08-15 at 5 AM UTC in i'm having a case of the floppies for the second time in a week.

NARCassist gollums fat coach

FLOPPY DICKS EVERYWHERE MANG

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2017-08-15 at 4:59 AM UTC in just made a 3 legged friend in the garden

NARCassist gollums fat coach

i wonder how he's getting on. all i know is he was given to a farm. hopefully he is cool just chilling around the farm catching rats and shit. he'd be great at catching rats too. hopefully he has limited human contact there as well.

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2017-08-15 at 4:57 AM UTC in just made a 3 legged friend in the garden

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yeah me too pal

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2017-08-15 at 4:56 AM UTC in i'm having a case of the floppies for the second time in a week.

NARCassist gollums fat coach

that was a bit of a scary experience at first. had to keep just telling myself its just the drugs. luckily i'm well experienced with drugs and could tell that was more than just heroin in there. can you imagine what some younger users are going through with that shit tho? lol

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2017-08-15 at 4:54 AM UTC in i'm having a case of the floppies for the second time in a week.

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Originally posted by mashlehash then…

all good mate, all good, we're back to normal now, lol.

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2017-08-15 at 4:52 AM UTC in just made a 3 legged friend in the garden

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Originally posted by Totse 2001 He was flaring up big time.. gnashing teeth. like Grrrr Move your fucking car.. can't you see people behind you coming in.

shoulda fronted up to the prick and be like 'who d'you think you're talking to pal?'

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2017-08-14 at 9:09 PM UTC in just made a 3 legged friend in the garden

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bulldog clip - cheat code for catz

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2017-08-14 at 8:28 PM UTC in just made a 3 legged friend in the garden

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by benny vader thats why i called them a toy.

with a real cat you'd already lost your left eye, a few fingers and chunks of meat from your face and neck.

and maybe an ear too.

helps if you know how to pacify a cat

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2017-08-14 at 8:21 PM UTC in just made a 3 legged friend in the garden

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Originally posted by benny vader edit : you'd be dead too if it wanted you dead.

yes, that's how this reality works. i could also apply the same to you pal. i'm not scared tho, i accept this reality for what it is and get on with it.

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2017-08-14 at 7:59 PM UTC in just made a 3 legged friend in the garden

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Originally posted by mmQ Toys dont require food and water.

not true

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Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-08-14T20:28:40.658941+00:00

2017-08-14 at 7:39 PM UTC in just made a 3 legged friend in the garden

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Originally posted by benny vader gottdammmittt.

i told you their not real cats. their toys.

real cats dont have the ability to purr. and their meow are more like miniatured roars and growls than your regular soft, effeminate, beta meow.

if you'd met norman you'd see he was no toy. i've never known a cat to whack you so hard with his paw and sink his teeth in so deep. he was really going for the kill when he went for you. my hand was literally covered in scratches and bite marks the whole time i had him. easily the most vicious cat i ever met.

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2017-08-14 at 7:36 PM UTC in just made a 3 legged friend in the garden

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Originally posted by mmQ No.

Real cats purr and lay on their back when I approach them, even though they understand I could literally snap their neck or gouge my fists into their exposed stomach. Their cat instincts know that although I could be, I am not a threat.

All cats, big or small, love a good belly rub and whisker scratch. Even Serge the Lion needs his rubby wubbies.

laying on your back in the cat world is their way of saying 'look i'm not a threat, you can approach me'. i used to do that to norman when i first got him because the new environment and human was obviously frightening him, and he was constantly hiding and being very aggressive whenever i tried to approach him. it did work to a point but because the previous owners little son had bullied him relentlessly he was always very wary and often lashed out. poor little fella's head was pretty messed up by the time i got him. just wish i'd had time to work on him a bit more tho, he just came along at a crazy time for me tho.

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2017-08-14 at 7:14 PM UTC in just made a 3 legged friend in the garden

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Originally posted by benny vader those are not cats, just toys.

real cats hiss when you try to get near them, not meow.

i don't mean just when you get near them, whenever you watch them they just have a cool demeaner about them. plus house cats will hiss if you approach them wrong. that white cat with the 3 legs weren't exactly happy when i first approached. but i held back for a bit, bent my knees to appear lower and offered my hand for him to sniff. he came round after a little while and was very affectionate after that.

protip: if you ever encounter a lion in the wild, never crouch down to make yourself appear smaller. he will see you as easier prey and will attack almost instantly. stand upright, this makes you appear bigger to the lion than he is, because you are a lot taller. this will make him much more weary of you. also never turn your back or run, you'll be dead in moments if you do.

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2017-08-14 at 6:59 PM UTC in Sometimes I wear nazi underwear

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Originally posted by mashlehash So, you're saying that you leave your significant other underwhelmed?

well you can go too long and then they start getting headfucky ideas about it. i had this girl once after near 2 hours suddenly go 'i think we need to stop, you obviously don't fancy me'. then started asking why i was sleeping with her. i didn't want her knowing i was high on smack so i told her i'd done some E earlier and it was just the effects of that. i don't think she bought it tho. it turned pretty awkward after that, lol.

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2017-08-14 at 6:35 PM UTC in Only being able get the 1 channel: The TV guide channel.

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Originally posted by mmQ He comes twice a year to make a post about shoegaze. Very important stuff.

no i meant the actual mike myers lol

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