just made a 3 legged friend in the garden

2017-08-14 at 4:54 AM UTC

#21

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by NARCassist have you got that tune that goes…

'hey you, the rocksteady crew'
'show em what you got'
'make a break'
'make a move'

he fucking loves that one, does the caterpillar to it and everything.

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The two most sampled songs, are these two songs during the 80s breakdance era.

2017-08-14 at 4:55 AM UTC

#22

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

cross out the name on his collar and write 'tripod'

2017-08-14 at 4:55 AM UTC

#23

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

fuck .. everytime I have to reference something these days I have to think and 1,2,6 degree the mother fucker to find it.

and now you can't just type "Kraftwerk" on youtube and only get the band.. some faggot TV show is calling itself Kraftwerks (some custom car gig)

stop faggoting up my playlist by naming yourself the same.. more and more bands are getting fucked like this. Google and Youtube suck infectious crusty dicks.

2017-08-14 at 5:07 AM UTC

#24

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by Totse 2001 fuck .. everytime I have to reference something these days I have to think and 1,2,6 degree the mother fucker to find it.

and now you can't just type "Kraftwerk" on youtube and only get the band.. some faggot TV show is calling itself Kraftwerks (some custom car gig)

stop faggoting up my playlist by naming yourself the same.. more and more bands are getting fucked like this. Google and Youtube suck infectious crusty dicks.

yeah i hear ya bro. i went to sign in to yt after bleachbiting my computer and it did that 'you are signing in from an unrecognized device. please prove its you' bullshit. then it wouldn't accept any other way of proving myself except having a code sent to my phone. google is constantly trying to get my phone number, i'm starting to think google fucking fancies me or something. everytime i sign in to gmail it keeps prompting me to register my phone for 'security reasons'. fucking google is a sneaky fucking cunt.

and what's with that 'download chrome for a better youtube experience' bollocks that keeps appearing at the top of yt everytime i go there these days? sketchy cunts man. this is why i use duckduckgo now. fuck gogle, i remember when they were cool, fucking sellouts.

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2017-08-14 at 5:24 AM UTC

#25

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by NARCassist yeah i hear ya bro. i went to sign in to yt after bleachbiting my computer and it did that 'you are signing in from an unrecognized device. please prove its you' bullshit. then it wouldn't accept any other way of proving myself except having a code sent to my phone. google is constantly trying to get my phone number, i'm starting to think google fucking fancies me or something. everytime i sign in to gmail it keeps prompting me to register my phone for 'security reasons'. fucking google is a sneaky fucking cunt.

and what's with that 'download chrome for a better youtube experience' bollocks that keeps appearing at the top of yt everytime i go there these days? sketchy cunts man. this is why i use duckduckgo now. fuck gogle, i remember when they were cool, fucking sellouts.

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Its weird going to pick someone up from the campus. I get lost in this fucking parking lot maze. and then there is facebook just up the road about 5 miles away?

the Security guard yelling at me to move my car as I'm picking up some manager guy who tells him he's a manager in such and such and had to get out of the car to show his badge. He actually looked nervous doing this. I'm like "That dude shouldn't treat us like this" and he's like "Oh it's his Job.. he's a former cop too"

so when I drive into Facebook.. I have to act like i'm in a fucking DUI checkpoint? I try and stay away from there. I really need to find a cool office jOb that pays decent until fukital

work hard before you find the magical moment

2017-08-14 at 6:10 AM UTC

#26

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by Totse 2001 Its weird going to pick someone up from the campus. I get lost in this fucking parking lot maze. and then there is facebook just up the road about 5 miles away?

the Security guard yelling at me to move my car as I'm picking up some manager guy who tells him he's a manager in such and such and had to get out of the car to show his badge. He actually looked nervous doing this. I'm like "That dude shouldn't treat us like this" and he's like "Oh it's his Job.. he's a former cop too"

so when I drive into Facebook.. I have to act like i'm in a fucking DUI checkpoint? I try and stay away from there. I really need to find a cool office jOb that pays decent until fukital

work hard before you find the magical moment

i'd tell em to fuck off. fucking rent-a-cops

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2017-08-14 at 2:33 PM UTC

#27

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by NARCassist there was a stub, i felt it under his fur

i dont see any nuts, thats not a he.

2017-08-14 at 2:40 PM UTC

#28

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by NARCassist google is constantly trying to get my phone number,

becos phone numbers these days is just as good as ID.

2017-08-14 at 6:08 PM UTC

#29

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Cats can be marginally more therapeutic than dogs that aren't trained right.

2017-08-14 at 6:13 PM UTC

#30

NARCassist gollums fat coach

cats always have that cool, chilled vibe about them. dogs just jump around like headless chickens most of the time. dogs act more like some spastic kid with adhd.

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2017-08-14 at 6:15 PM UTC

#31

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Our cat vanished from us...you know how they are

A few days ago, my mom mentions this cat that looks exactly like our cat...just chillin around

Possibility that it could be my old cat?

2017-08-14 at 7 PM UTC

#32

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by NARCassist cats always have that cool, chilled vibe about them.

those are not cats, just toys.

real cats hiss when you try to get near them, not meow.

2017-08-14 at 7:03 PM UTC

#33

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by benny vader just toys.

nigga u stoop

2017-08-14 at 7:03 PM UTC

#34

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by benny vader those are not cats, just toys.

real cats hiss when you try to get near them, not meow.

Real cats hiss when they detect a bad person, a potential invader, is near them. That's why they're always hissing at you, Benny. Benny Vader.

2017-08-14 at 7:03 PM UTC

#35

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Benny Vader is not a good person.

2017-08-14 at 7:07 PM UTC

#36

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by mmQ Real cats hiss when they detect a bad person,

no, they only hiss at someone they feel more beta then them.

the meow to and only to betas. or their mates. or their kittens.

2017-08-14 at 7:11 PM UTC

#37

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by benny vader no, they only hiss at someone they feel more beta then them.

the meow to and only to betas. or their mates. or their kittens.

No.

Real cats purr and lay on their back when I approach them, even though they understand I could literally snap their neck or gouge my fists into their exposed stomach. Their cat instincts know that although I could be, I am not a threat.

All cats, big or small, love a good belly rub and whisker scratch. Even Serge the Lion needs his rubby wubbies.

2017-08-14 at 7:14 PM UTC

#38

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by benny vader those are not cats, just toys.

real cats hiss when you try to get near them, not meow.

i don't mean just when you get near them, whenever you watch them they just have a cool demeaner about them. plus house cats will hiss if you approach them wrong. that white cat with the 3 legs weren't exactly happy when i first approached. but i held back for a bit, bent my knees to appear lower and offered my hand for him to sniff. he came round after a little while and was very affectionate after that.

protip: if you ever encounter a lion in the wild, never crouch down to make yourself appear smaller. he will see you as easier prey and will attack almost instantly. stand upright, this makes you appear bigger to the lion than he is, because you are a lot taller. this will make him much more weary of you. also never turn your back or run, you'll be dead in moments if you do.

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2017-08-14 at 7:16 PM UTC

#39

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by mmQ No.

Real cats purr and lay on their back

gottdammmittt.

i told you their not real cats. their toys.

real cats dont have the ability to purr. and their meow are more like miniatured roars and growls than your regular soft, effeminate, beta meow.

2017-08-14 at 7:36 PM UTC

#40

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by mmQ No.

Real cats purr and lay on their back when I approach them, even though they understand I could literally snap their neck or gouge my fists into their exposed stomach. Their cat instincts know that although I could be, I am not a threat.

All cats, big or small, love a good belly rub and whisker scratch. Even Serge the Lion needs his rubby wubbies.

laying on your back in the cat world is their way of saying 'look i'm not a threat, you can approach me'. i used to do that to norman when i first got him because the new environment and human was obviously frightening him, and he was constantly hiding and being very aggressive whenever i tried to approach him. it did work to a point but because the previous owners little son had bullied him relentlessly he was always very wary and often lashed out. poor little fella's head was pretty messed up by the time i got him. just wish i'd had time to work on him a bit more tho, he just came along at a crazy time for me tho.

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