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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by SpectraL- If it wasn't for the kiddie fuckers there would be no watchlists.

    oh there would, the system always has its dragons. over-exaggerated threats designed to scare the fuck out of people so they will in turn submit completely in return for the authorities protection from said over-exaggerated threats. a few hundred years ago they would have had watch-lists for things like witches, catholics and vagabonds. 50 years ago it would have been organized crime syndicates and communists. al capone was once on a watch-list for alcohol, now they're legalizing weed. the system will always tell stories of dragons so they can protect you from them. but after a while people slowly realize the dragon doesn't really exist, so they just come up with new ones.




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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RestStop I always thought darkhunter was a fed for some reason. Swear someone on zoklet told me that.

    no he reckoned he was a prison officer or whatever you call them over there. corrections officer or some tardy shit like that. that's the main reason i absolutely fucking hate him. that and the whole him being a general twat and the biggest fucking muggy sheep herd following cum-swapper cunt this side of the north pole.



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    who the fuck is veronica vaughn?



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Man, that whole paradoxal fluctuation thing has been going on for hours now. Its so fucking cool tho.



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RestStop Damn Bby why you do this to me :


    Holy shit, I could sure go for a piece of that right now.



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter I've thought about it, and if a nuclear missile was about to hit, I'd probably run through the streets naked. First I'd panic, thinking what I should do. I'd pace around the room. Then I'd realize that would be the only option, to shed my clothes and run outside screaming. Just keep running. Naked.

    But missile or no missile, people would still laugh at you for being a fat cunt, lol.



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Shit dargo, you didn't just fall for the old literally/literary troll, did you? Surely dargo is just building this up to some double bluff thing and is gonna make enter look really doubly dumb, any moment now. I mean he couldn't have been that stupid, surely..



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter i can't believe she'd leave him over that

    women are pure evil

    Seemed like a good enough reason to me



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    What the fuck did I come into this Fred for?



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    It keeps growling lol
  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by bling bling tdp scary lepard

    That looks amazing on this acid blingy baby
  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah but the crazy ones are such good fucks tho



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    suiciding by thermiting yourself in a pit would be a really hardcore way to murk yourself.



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by bling bling u dont wont to shsh battle me

    shut up, I'd shsh battle the fucking granny out of you pal.



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I just sparked up a nice spliff of the polm hash. Its fucking lovely.



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 It's really not that hard. Monumentous, but we could probably do it. 'a whole planet' of gas is less than you think. Just look at how we're terraforming our own planet. By accident. If we needed a good, available compound to create a thicker atmosphere on mars, we would create it. Stay alive till 2118 and see how much cool shit we do.

    Were not Terra forming fuck all. To realize how insignificant we are to this planet, the entire 7 billion human beings on this planet could all be in wales at the same time and still have room to swing your arms. Global warming is just another dragon the system uses to keep everyone under control using fear of things beyond a normal mans control. And keep y'all feeling reliant on the authorities for protection from the exaggerated threat.



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter no hoes seem to be interested in me. :/

    You gotta learn to like the girly juices.

    I mean how the fuck can you have a dick an not love the taste of the girl juice? Are you sure you're not gay enter? I mean like absolutely really sure?



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Just picked up a nice 1/16th of #3,is up my crack as we speak. Gonna get so fucking high tonight. Been near 4 years since I last had my mind expanded. I'm so gonna fucking enjoy this shit tonight.


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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter ………gross


    Little boy confirmed




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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter you do realize you're probably licking out some previous guy's sperm

    When I first got into the prossy chick I went down give it a good tongue-fucking to wetten her up ready to slip my cock into her. She had really thick creamy girl juice, I could see it was thick and white, very strong pussy taste to her, especially when my tongue was deep as I could get it inside her. Tasted like as close to heaven as you could get. It wasn't till a few days later when my dick started to itch like a motherfucker that I found out she'd give me thrush. Still sweet little pussy she had, tight like I never fucking known before.



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