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2018-01-17 at 4 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2018-01-17 at 2:38 PM UTC in Attn: jerome
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2018-01-16 at 7:17 PM UTC in Any woman who has had a one night stand is a disgusting CUNT.so you expect every woman on earth to stay 'perfect' and 'pure' just because you might want one of them. even tho you are anything but perfect?
is this your idea of a fair offer?
has it occurred to you that not a single woman is even remotely interested in wanting you anyway, so they have no reasons to live up to your unrealistic standards of them?
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2018-01-16 at 4:21 PM UTC in what's the best thing to come to?well what do you know, pregnant lesbian dwarfs having a piss orgy seemed to do it.
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2018-01-16 at 5:38 AM UTC in If you had 100 million dollarsi'd get my hooker chick back and keep her forever.
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2018-01-16 at 5:17 AM UTC in If you had 100 million dollars
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2018-01-16 at 4:59 AM UTC in If you had 100 million dollars
Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 It's mostly kinda shitty. At some point, somebody is gonna have to be left out. The positions get complicated and weird. You end up doing shit like standing on top of the couch to get your dick sucked. When the moment comes that you're getting stimulated from two places at once, you realize it's not THAT much better.
Sex with one person is way more intimate and way more pleasurable. I mean there's really nothing you can do with two people that you can't do with one person and maybe some toys.
wtf you on about. there's not a lot better than watching two sexy chicks start making out, then get in 69ing each other and getting themselves wet as fuck before tribbing the fuck out of each other while you sit right next to it with your dick in your hand knowing full well you gonna be hitting both of these two sluts in a moment. like the part where you get them to share giving you a blowjob. or the bit where you have them on top of the other while you fuck it in the lower one for a few seconds then take it out and stick it in the other one for a bit, then just keep swapping it about putting it in them both and making a game of seeing which one will make you cum inside them.
then there's the old having one ride you cowgirl while the other rides your face while they both make out while they're doing it.
and don't even get me started on having one of them piss all over your cock and the other chicks pussy while your fucking her. omfffffffffffffffGod.
i mean what kind of 3some did you have?
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2018-01-16 at 4:46 AM UTC in I'm going to canada and mexico.
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2018-01-16 at 4:42 AM UTC in Choosing I Would Say The Perfect Wedding And Reception Musicfuck off to a girls forum fred with that faggot shit.
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2018-01-16 at 4:39 AM UTC in I'm going to canada and mexico.
Originally posted by Vizier Imagine getting rejected - as a white foreigner - by a mexican prostitute in Tijuana.
i know, all you gotta do is tell them 'i want to marry you and take you home with me to live in the US/UK/AUS/CAN' etc, and they will literally be balls deep on your cock by the time you get to the words 'and take'.
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2018-01-16 at 4:30 AM UTC in I'm going to canada and mexico.enter, i swear if you come back from tijauna still complaining how your a virgin faggot who can't get laid, i'ma personally gonna make it my mission in life to hunt you down and cut off you cock and bollocks because there'd obviously be no point you having them.
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2018-01-16 at 4:22 AM UTC in what's the best thing to come to?i' still finishing an acid blotter, 3 grams of shsh, 20mg xanax and a 1/16 of heroing. this is the cause of the problem, mostly coz i got that strong shit cut with fent again that was giving me the floppies before. i can get it up alright, but literally just pulling at it for four/five hours and getting nowhere. i got all sorts of fucked up porn but nothing doing. i need good serious suggestions for something truly hardcore hot.
ps. not gay so suggesting dudes is pointless.
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2018-01-16 at 4:15 AM UTC in this is my 123 fredif you was to count all the letters and spaces in this post you would find it comes to exactly 123. how spooky is that?
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2018-01-16 at 3:59 AM UTC in If you had 100 million dollarsanyway, if i had 100 million dollars. i'd have 200,000 hookers piss on my face.
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2018-01-16 at 3:57 AM UTC in If you had 100 million dollars
Originally posted by HTS Nefarious? That has connotations I'm not sure I agree with. We whites are the only thing standing between civilization and a world in flames ruled by uppity spearchuckers.
That "nefarious" shit was a stroke of genius.
i think the fact that at president obama's inorgeration speech, the fact that they felt the need to have him give the speech from behind bullet-proof glass just proves how racist america really is. i mean just because he's black doesn't mean he's gonna shoot anyone.
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2018-01-16 at 3:25 AM UTC in I'm a man.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby One of the best ways to connect / have foreplay before mind blowing sex is you and your partner stare each other in the eyes and you say "i am a man" then she says "i am a woman" and you keep doing this for at least ten minutes before you get physical. it really sets the mood and mushroom make it seem more meaningful. thats how I first did it a couple summers ago.
how the fuck did you keep a straight face while doing that for 10 minutes?
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2018-01-16 at 3:18 AM UTC in what's the best thing to come to?in a nutshell, i haven't cum in 3 days now, mostly drug induced tbph. but i need to cum soon. i've tried all sorts of porn and fucked up shit, but to no avail. so i really need some help from ma nigga's. what say y'all, what can you suggest to empty my bulging sack to?
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2018-01-15 at 6:58 PM UTC in I miss Snoopy
Originally posted by -SpectraL The "you don't scare me" thing came from Snoopy. I just thought it was too good to waste. Dumb kid.
Originally posted by -SpectraL The "you don't scare me" thing came from Snoopy. I just thought it was too good to waste. Dumb kid.
Originally posted by -SpectraL The "you don't scare me" thing came from Snoopy. I just thought it was too good to waste. Dumb kid.
urine idiot
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2018-01-14 at 8:21 PM UTC in I fingerbanged a stripper last night
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2018-01-14 at 8:17 PM UTC in Think of a clever insult for the user above youi had a really good one just now, but its gone. i'll post back if i remember it.
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