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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock i have no idea what a 'darkhunter' is. sounds like some sort of new-age buzz-word for a homo who seeks out handsome and well tanned individuals as a sex partner.

    We didn't call him dickhunter on zoklet for nothing. You'd like him Jill.



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Marcos Aurelius Lol nahciccist acts like he's in that players club walkin around with a 143 quid salary. Last love interest was a hooker who literally did what everyone expected. Only person who didn't see it coming was this old ass nigga who supposedly is seasoned and lived a Guy Ritchie fantasy life.

    I've lived and got experience of life and I just say it as it is. All you youngsters just fronting, coz let's face it, you ain't been around long enough to know or have done shit.



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    there ain't nothing tastes or smells better than a nice smelly minge. best when you make em squirt in your mouth or even better get a freaky one who'll pee in your mouth and on your face, in your hair and cover you in her lovely golden nectar. MMMMMMMMMMMfuckingMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

    if you ain't doing it enter then cool coz that's just a little more for the rest of us mate. thanks pal ;)



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    what the rest of you crazy cunts got for tonight?



    dargo: get some drugs and get high man, chill tfo.



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    just got my order through. 3 different grams of hash, one is a soft gucci hash, one is some nice blonde moroccan and and a gram of super polm. got 20mg xannies, a nice 200ug white fluff acid there and just on my way to go pick up a 1/16th of nice #3. gonna be a super wicked sweet craycray night tonight. loling.

    fucking probation officer was in the office this morning when the post arrived, he came and knocked at my door and handed me my hash and xannies, hahahah.





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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Fox Paws I feel like you’re not understanding what I’m saying. I know mars has less than 1% the atmosphere of earth, I’m talking about introducing certain gases into the atmosphere to heat it just enough to release the frozen carbon dioxide at the poles which would raise the temperature even further. Have you done much research on this subject?

    just one thing, where the fuck is all this gas coming from exactly? i mean we're talking whole planet atmosphere levels of gases here. that's a hell of a lot of fucking gas, you don't just pull that shit out of thin air, oh wait, oh err, no lol.



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i mean i was young and stoopid just like you guys once, and when i was i used to drink elephant beer a lot because it was strong and expensive so i was pretty much just showing off by being seen drinking it all the time. like i said, young and stoopid. for about a year i pretty much had a bottle of it in my hand 24/7, or it seemed that way. lol






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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Yes it's the brown people who drink alcohol. Smartest comment you've made yet, Entard

    ahh, i see what you did thar, captain falcoon.



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter I don't drink beer or any alcohol because I'm not a fucking brown idiot.

    yeah this. i'll drink a coke all day long.



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you're definitely too 'something' for me



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I've always known my limits when it comes to drugs. I'm a drug user, I consider it my business to know these things.



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader come on, her carer needs to eat too.

    just consider it as a charity.

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    it sounds like he does some of the time



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 The English is dripping in this post. I can't not read this in a scouser accent.

    i'm seriously offended by that remark §m£ÂgØL. irm demandin an apology our kid.



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Number13

    And this girl is £110 for an hour
    One of these girls has her prices fucked up

    i think its more than just prices that are fucked up today.



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'm speckles worst nightmare




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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'm speckles worst nightmare



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by FAG finder 12 who you callin pal, sport? ill break both of your fucking arms if you dream about undercutting me sport.

    who you calling fucking sport, mate? i'll cut both your bollocks off and make you eat them if you even fantasize about hooking into my girls mate.

    go back to your tranny trap faggot, little boy. i don't play fucking games.



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    that pusssy pump shit is weird an all, innit?



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ Yeah.

    so that is a thing, yeah?

    fuckinghell



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by SpectraL- Kidney beans and foi gras.

    no, before i went inside i was banging this american chick in cornwall for a bit. she made a (really weird and shit)joke one time about fucking a piece of liver in a glass jar. i was like 'wtf are you on about?' i'd never heard of such shit but she reckoned loads of american guys do it and its a common thing over there, lol. she was a pretty weird chick tho tbh, so it could have been just some random weird shit she dreamt up, lol.

    talking of her, i got a call from my pal who lives by her, who i met her through, to tell me she suicided herself a couple of weeks before xmas. she'd proper lost the plot last i spoke to her, was a few weeks after i got out, she was going nutty telling me she had terminal cancer and only 6 months to live. she really did fucking lose it that chick did. shame an all coz she was pretty cracking considering she was a couple of years older than me as well.



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