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  1. bling bling Dark Matter
    tdp scary lepard
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  2. RestStop Space Nigga
    The priority mail man's nigga ass ain't even made his bitch ass to the post office yet. I should be opening various packages at this point.
  3. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by RestStop The priority mail man's nigga ass ain't even made his bitch ass to the post office yet. I should be opening various packages at this point.

    Did you remember to leave him a tip last time?
  4. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by SpatianHaigency Did you remember to leave him a tip last time?

    Just the tip :)
  5. Originally posted by SpatianHaigency Did you remember to leave him a tip last time?

    No, but the mailman have his wife the tip and more on many occasions.
  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice Lanny, anarcho-capitalists seem to be very disproportionately likely to code for a living or do so non-professionally: https://www.reddit.com/r/Anarcho_Capitalism/comments/7pymzz/half_of_you_write_code_lets_put_that_to_use/?st=jcd5u9db&sh=f490a37e

    31% write code non-professionally.

    People love to put "code non-professionally" on surveys because there's this huge number of hobbyists who have a different job and just program for fun. It's true that such people exist but if you every break down the "code non-professionally" demographic you'll find the vast majority are novices that aren't anywhere near the low level of aptitude held by a typical professional. So the "non-professional 'coders'" thing is a pretty meaningless stat.

    It's not that programming is some grand challenge on the elite can master. It's just that social forces (high salaries, increasing public respect, a deluge of non-profit organizations that try and drag people, kicking and screaming, into tech under the such pretense as "social mobility" or some vague moral imperative of "code literacy") induce a lot of people to read some tutorial, write a couple of lines mostly copy-pasted, and forever thereafter count themselves as non-professional coders.

    Individuals with superior cognition and systemizing skills are bound to be drawn to anarcho-capitalism at a higher rate. As a cognitive computer, you should be able to process the implications of this, although steam may come out of your robot ears. You should hatch a scheme to out any ancaps at work and then attempt to befriend them to see what an acap who is a functioning member of a society, capable of socializing, is like IRL.

    Not sure about that bud. Seem to me like people working in, or aspiring to work in, a unregulated field with a wild-west mythos, a lot of VC money, and a lot of fragile ego are going to be more amenable to wold views that assign the 100% of the responsibility for their petty personal success to merit rather than incidental historical developments or structural forces.
  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by bling bling tdp scary lepard

    That looks amazing on this acid blingy baby
  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    It keeps growling lol
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  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Emergency alert about ballistic missile sent to Hawaii residents (by mistake)
    https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/7q67a1/emergency_alert_about_ballistic_missile_sent_to/?st=jce2y56b&sh=0a13e689

    Damn, somebody fucked up big time. I can't wait to see a compilation video of the chaos that ensued. Time to go searching.
  10. It was complete chaos here for about 20 minutes. I immediately left work and drove about 10 mins home and the roadways were crazy. Complete disregard for any traffic law whatsoever. People going 100+ in 45mph zones, running red lights, driving on the wrong side of the road - absolute chaos like nothing I've seen before. When I got home my family was huddled downstairs in the garage storage area (kinda underground) crying hysterically. I called 911 and they confirmed it was a mistake but we didn't get a txt msg confirming it was a mistake till about 30 minutes after the initial "THIS IS NOT A DRILL."

    Hahahaha, stupid faggots.
  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I wonder if anyone committed suicide because of that. Accidental deaths, looting, all sorts of shit likely happened because people thought they were about to die/get bombed. Oh, and confessions. A lot of people could have embarrassed the shit out of themselves, changed relationships forever, possibly lost careers. Drug ODs from a last minute shot of heroin, rape? This would be a really cool thing to document.
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  12. Originally posted by Malice I wonder if anyone committed suicide because of that. Accidental deaths, looting, all sorts of shit likely happened because people thought they were about to die/get bombed. Oh, and confessions. A lot of people could have embarrassed the shit out of themselves, changed relationships forever, possibly lost careers. Drug ODs from a last minute shot of heroin, rape? This would be a really cool thing to document.

    if that happened I'd probably finally send messages to my family saying I love them

    how fucking humiliating would that be
  13. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    What if this was purposefully done by the government because there's a very high risk of a nuclear attack soon? That would be pretty cool.
  14. This is so good. Malice, you're the only person on this site who's feeling what I'm feeling about this mistake. Every one of those humans deserved it.
  15. I've thought about it, and if a nuclear missile was about to hit, I'd probably run through the streets naked. First I'd panic, thinking what I should do. I'd pace around the room. Then I'd realize that would be the only option, to shed my clothes and run outside screaming. Just keep running. Naked.
  16. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Malice I wonder if anyone committed suicide because of that. Accidental deaths, looting, all sorts of shit likely happened because people thought they were about to die/get bombed. Oh, and confessions. A lot of people could have embarrassed the shit out of themselves, changed relationships forever, possibly lost careers. Drug ODs from a last minute shot of heroin, rape? This would be a really cool thing to document.

    I like to think people aren't that big of bitches but you're probably right.
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Malice What if this was purposefully done by the government because there's a very high risk of a nuclear attack soon? That would be pretty cool.

    it's likely - testing a small population so that they can make behaviour models considering actual missile attacks are becoming more and more likely
  18. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by bling bling tdp scary lepard

    Bling, this pic is too awesome for this thread. We've had multiple complaints. Please stop immediately.
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  19. RestStop Space Nigga
    Looks like I'm stuck sober until Tuesday. Oh well I'll make up for it by boofing .100~ and snorting the same as close as humanly possible then followed by doing meaningless shit for 12 hours.
  20. Just bought a ticket to Spain. Will be there for only 5 days but its fine considering how cheap i got the tickets. I theriouthly cant wait.

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