Posts by NARCassist

2018-01-13 at 7:54 AM UTC in check this bitch out

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by FAG finder 12 Hydro feel free to contact me I can be your care taker and we put you up in a nice powerchair like this. We can triple your rate, I take half and your job gets much easier.

hydro works for anyone its for me pal. i'll break both your fucking legs if you even have a fucking dream about working her pal.

.

2018-01-13 at 7:50 AM UTC in check this bitch out

NARCassist gollums fat coach

i guess this bitch saw a niche in the market servicing all the pervs with their 'paki motor neurone fetish'. she obviously got a pretty solid business brain on her.

.

2018-01-13 at 7:43 AM UTC in check this bitch out

NARCassist gollums fat coach

and that's about triple what hydro charges per hour hahah

.

2018-01-13 at 7:42 AM UTC in check this bitch out

NARCassist gollums fat coach

she charging more per hour than my ex was, lol.

.

2018-01-13 at 7:39 AM UTC in This guy makes being indian seem cool.

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by benny vader pakithanis are essentially indians,

but becos they refused to admit that their indians, therefore theyve become pakisthanians.

paki's are basically indian niggers.

.

2018-01-13 at 7:36 AM UTC in Kidneys and Livers

NARCassist gollums fat coach

what is that liver in a jar shit all about that you american guys all do apparently? is that really a thing over there?

.

2018-01-13 at 7:33 AM UTC in Well fuck me

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by benny vader when i first saw that username, i imagined that theres a girl behind it.

.

i really don't want to know anything about what you imagine.

.

2018-01-13 at 7:23 AM UTC in check this bitch out

NARCassist gollums fat coach

for £120 an hour you can bang this crippled paki bitch in her wheelchair, but her carer(Andy) has to be there to help move her into different positions for you, but most of the time he'll just sit in the corner and read a book, lol.

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3996779

it doesn't say what disability she has just nervous control of her limbs, so she can't jerk you off, but good on her still tho coz she will take it up the arse.

I'm an eager little slut waiting for you.

Hi Everyone I'm young, willing and looking to have loads of fun with you all. I really love sex and I am eager to meet sexy guys to fuck me. This is not my profession so when we meet, its because I want you to fuck me, I'm not just some drone lying there waiting for you to finish. You will see from my pictures that I'm a wheelchair user. So when we meet we need to think about what we want to do to make sure it all works. I will have my carer with me so that he can help with the difficult stuff. More in the disability tab. Everything on my list of likes is included in the price when we have a proper meet. I love all of it and I want you to do it all. The only conditions I have are safe sex only, clean cocks for oral and a condom for penetration, if your cock isn't clean then it's a condom for oral as well. Anal may not be possible if you are too big or I'm sore from the guy before (cos he was too big!) To meet you I will book a hotel, which is not everyday. So look out for the dates I am meeting on here and plan ahead. There will always be a tab with the details of my next play date. Only £45 The way it works, is we agree a time and you make a booking, I then give you the location to meet me (inside the shopping centre). At the agreed time, we meet and walk to the disabled toilets together. We sort out the money then you get out your cock and I suck you until you cum. Then we leave the toilets and go our seperate ways. If you want to talk we talk if you want to just cum and go, thats fine. About you cumming. The best place for you to cum is in my mouth and I will swallow it down. If you want me to hold it and show you your cum or snowball with you just let me know before we start. Cum on my face. You can cum on my face but you MUST bring wet wipes to clean me up afterwards. I cannot clean myself so I will want to be sure you are willing and able to clean me before we start. Touching. I'm very happy for you to touch me but I cannot get undressed or take any clothes off as it is difficult to get dressed again afterwards. I cannot use my hands so I won't be able to give you a 'hand'. It's a cock sucking session lol.The main aim is to get your cum in my stomach, so drop me a message and lets get you booked up. I thought a few words about my disability might help you lovely guys. Most of the time I spend in my wheelchair but I am able to move around on my own to a certain extent. The problem I have is the nervous control of my limbs. So the main things to remember are: I can feel all my body. So when you kiss my inner thigh, lick my clit or slap my arse I feel it just as much as anyone else. I can't grip very well. So I'm not able to give you a hand job or stroke your cock. Happy for you to hold my hand in place to stroke it but I can't do it for you. But I have three willing holes that can grip your cock just as well as a hand! Moving around out of the chair is possible and I can walk a bit. Getting from sitting to standing is the tricky bit and if I end up lying on the floor it will take two of you to get me up again. On the bed I can shuffle around to get into position but rolling over takes time and I can't go on my knees for doggy. With some pillows under my belly and carefully positioned at the edge of the bed we can get close to doggy but best to get my carer to help with that. The chair I use is motorised and it can be manoeuvred into many tight spaces. It also goes up and down so when I'm cock sucking we can get the best height for us both. I live in my chair so please bear that in in mind. I go to work in it, I go out with friends in it I see my family in it. Stains are impossible to clean and it is difficult to fix if you lean on an arm (or anything else) and break it. Finally, any hotel meets will have my carer Andy on hand. If you are shy about having him watch he will sit in the corner and read, but he needs to be in the room so that if we need to get into a position he can be there to advise and help. Most of the time he will sit in the corner and read a book whist we just get on with fucking, sucking and cumming. Oooh, that makes me want to see you sooooo much. Keep watching this tab. It's where the details of my next sessions will be posted. To book, please email me so that we can agree a date and time. When we have spoken and agreed when, how long and what you want to do with me I will ask that you book via AW. Once you have booked and I know my room number my carer (Andy) will get in touch with the final details. Please read the tab on my disability. My carer will need to be on hand in case we run into difficulties with moving or positioning. He will get in touch via text before hand (with room number etc), will greet you at the door and deal with the paperwork. Then when we start he can join in if you want but most of the time he sits in the corner reading a book. Once we get into it you won't notice he is there.

fuckinlmao

.

2018-01-13 at 6:58 AM UTC in Official Left or Right Thread

NARCassist gollums fat coach

oh shit, its that kind of fred is it?

.

2018-01-13 at 6:57 AM UTC in Well fuck me

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by Xlite Ahh now i know :)

yeah mate, hows life been treating you?

.

2018-01-13 at 5:49 AM UTC in This guy makes being indian seem cool.

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by aldra the indian government's actually been making a big drive toward getting everyone to use toilets; in many regional areas the government has paid for extensions to peoples' homes for a toilet room - more often than not the people have just torn out the toilet and used it as a closet because apparently witches hang around toilets and steal children

lol, funniest thing i've heard today.

.

2018-01-13 at 5:41 AM UTC in Sex is disgusting.

NARCassist gollums fat coach

bb didn't stay long huh? enter scared her off the little faggot.

.

2018-01-13 at 5:40 AM UTC in Sex is disgusting.

NARCassist gollums fat coach

lol, i guess i could yeah

.

2018-01-13 at 5:37 AM UTC in Here captain faggot, you'll fucking love this:

NARCassist gollums fat coach

some chicks totally dig it tho

.

2018-01-13 at 5:32 AM UTC in Here captain faggot, you'll fucking love this:

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by RestStop Well..I mean..she's practically giving me a written invitation with that pose/glare.

i know, she's fuckin sweet int she? how on earth could you prefer to stick it in some dirty grotty dudes hairy asshole instead of that?

.

2018-01-13 at 5:29 AM UTC in Here captain faggot, you'll fucking love this:

NARCassist gollums fat coach

i like how cap'n faggot won't dare poast in this fred.

.

2018-01-13 at 5:19 AM UTC in Here captain faggot, you'll fucking love this:

NARCassist gollums fat coach

i mean, why would you ??

just dart your tongue straight in there.

you gotta lick it before you stick it.

.

2018-01-13 at 5:13 AM UTC in Here captain faggot, you'll fucking love this:

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by RestStop Well doesn't necessarily have to be for faggots. I mean I'm sure it would work on a girl's asshole too. I'd even bet there's some type of fetish for this.

don't be stupid. only a faggot would bother with shit like this. real men just get stuck straight into that nice little tight girl ass.

.

2018-01-13 at 5:04 AM UTC in Sex is disgusting.

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by RestStop LOL I totally did and I haven't seen this show in years.

it was for blackbird you faggot

.

2018-01-13 at 4:56 AM UTC in Sex is disgusting.

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by Issue313 Hatred is a normal emotion to feel towards the invaders. Rage isn't so much, so maybe meditate.

Great, had to remember and read this in this faggots' voice.

Sadly he sounds perhaps the least gay of his all his friends (Chandler, Ross and Joey). AFAIK he was the only non-jedi one.

As sitcoms go, Friends was as jedi as as they come. Maybe Will and Grace was worse. AFAIK no one has explained the massive jedi propensity towards homosexuality ie. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_and_Judaism .

curb your enthusiasm was more jedi. that sitcom was so jedi i'd bet money a relative of jill the jedijar appeared in it at least as an extra.

cye was fucking hilarious tho, unlike friends which was shite.

.

User Controls

Navigation