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2018-01-28 at 2:15 PM UTC in After years and years of searching, I have finally found bling's home.wtf was that? i clicked it and went to make a coffee. when i came back it was on some therapy self-help site. i thought it was reddit.
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2018-01-28 at 11:56 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!i, i just dunno, i really dunno. i'm just, i'm still trying to get my head around the reasoning and logic behind the guys who came up and invented this
the best i got is that it was invented by jill the jedi jar with his 'its not gay if..' agenda, but i know he's pretty fucking retarded, but even for him this is some fucking next level retardation. i mean who the fuck is that even fooling for a start? its not like the faggot fairy's are gonna put it there by magic to enable you to keep up your suspension of disbelief to the max, while you still get to facefuck a bloke. i should prolly point out there i meant like little magical fairies that just happen to serve faggots, as apposed to like , HTS NOOB or captain falcon type 'faggot fairy's'. anyway, so i mean who's the target market for these things? like your straight up 'normal' gay guys, i can't see how they would have any use for this what so ever.
"i think i'll make my cute gay lovers face look like the one thing i don't like"
unless, maybe, there's a gay guy who feels, for some reason, maybe, that he's getting too turned on by his gay lovers pretty face, or summing. i mean, could that even happen? i know gays are weird by default, but even still, how can you feel 'too turned on'? that don't really make sense.
so, gay guys in the closet? but gay guys in the closet are in the closet to hide their real sexuality from others. NOT FROM THEIR FUCKING SELVES FFS.
"there see, i'm totally not gay. i'm just gonna stick my cock in this lovely real woman's pussy. i dunno wtf i was thinking there for a minute. gay, lol. i gotta cut down on them drugs i think"
"yeah, so you're definitely on the pill, right hun? i mean i don't want you turning up here nine months from now with.."
na, just na, that would have to be some seriously deep level role-playing required to convince, 'YOURSELF', not someone else, of that fact. i mean that can't be possible surely.
i dunno, a really sneaky gay guy that has the hots for some totally straight dude and is so desperate to suck his cock that he's resorting to total desperation methods to get a gobble of the straight guys cock. hahahalol, ??
and they've clearly got that on a guys face for the purposes of marketing it. but of course, i mean there really is no situation where you'd require a woman to wear that, is there? i mean if she prepared to take your cock in her mouth, then its unlikely she won't let you tap that pussy, even if she makes you wear a condom. i suppose if your girlfriend its that time of the month? but just stick to blowjobs anyway, coz that is still just your girl giving you a blowjob. its only a few days ffs. and if you're really that screamish, its only a bit of blood, man up innit? i mean i know it can be annoying, with those little lumpy bits in it that can get stuck in your teeth. but you know, that's still a pretty fucking extreme measure to avoid a bit of redcock.
altho, thinking about it. i mean its no secret i love a nice golden shower, as you all know. but it is very difficult finding women who are into it tho. most women are so totally disgusted, or act as if they are for like societal pressure or some shit, that they would boot you at even the mere slightest suggestion that you were into it. but still most women are just like 'i'm not doing that for you, that's disgusting'. they'll still fuck you but will point blank refuse to even consider pissing in your face. some are so psychologically turned off or just embarrassed by the notion that they find it near impossible to even pee in front of another person, because society teaches us and requires us to keep urination as a very private practice. so if i got a chick to wear that with a mouthful of lemonade or summing, maybe that could kinda work as a compromise. altho, thinking about it, lemons, very bitter aren't they? not the best tasting thing you could want in your mouth, and they got that really sharp thing going on int they? know what i mean? lol.
so yeah, i dunno, i still can't get my head around any actually realistic use for this product. another thing, that mask thing, whatever you call it, that doesn't even cover half his face. that fucker's not even clean shaven ffs. i mean the marketing department with this product, they're not even really making an effort are they? but then again i guess you'd take one look at this product and think 'there's just nothing i can really do to promote this to anybody, fuck it(not literally, well i suppose, no, just joking)'. there aren't enough retards on this planet that are retarding at the level necessary to be fooled into thinking they would have a use for this product. who the fuck was stupid enough to actually invest in bringing it to market? the mind boggles man. wtf, lol.
i dunno if any of you faggots can shed some reasonable thoughts on the matter.
fucking lol.
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2018-01-28 at 10:04 AM UTC in Is it normal to want to make out with men when you're really drunk? (not trolling)
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2018-01-28 at 9:56 AM UTC in Is it normal to want to make out with men when you're really drunk? (not trolling)
Originally posted by HTS I'm like a magical thread derailing pixie.
Ask away, mon frère.
well, why didn't you just wait till you next had a shit for the highlighter pen to come out. it would have had to have come out of there sooner or later. i mean yeah it would have been half stuck in a turd. but surely the highlighter din't mean that much to you, i'm guessing?
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2018-01-28 at 9:52 AM UTC in Flava flav gets beaten up by white dude in Las Vegas casino
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2018-01-28 at 4:32 AM UTC in anyone here ever have to try to not look so gangster?
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2018-01-28 at 4:23 AM UTC in If you could really sell your soul to the devili know which one would send me crazy first
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2018-01-28 at 4:22 AM UTC in If you could really sell your soul to the devil
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Without studying the biology of suffering our pain, a priori, I figure that there's no maximum level of suffering per season, it is relative to the amount of suffering you are used to. So if you keep ramping up the suffering, you will keep suffering. I'm sure the management of hell can figure that out.
there are only so many nerve endings in the body. once they reach that point, you're golden. besides, your body died, so your nerves are dead, so you ain't feeling shit anyway.
its those people that got to heaven that i'm more worried about. i mean they got there coz they followed rules, always did what they were fucking asked, followed religen like religeously. and now your stuck with them and they're super smarmy and stuck up their own asses from too much patting themselves on the back for a job well done of being a good little boy the whole time they were down here brown nosing and grassing people up for anything that was fun. they'd all be like buzzing round annoying the fuck out of everyone acting like they were the best and coolest thing ever just because 'they' think so, total complete pretentious arrogant and boring cunts. they'd be like, well like you know, like, like, well fucking hell they'd be just like you, wouldn't they? fucking hell, nightmare. a heaven full of captain falcons.
i might be back later, ima just gonna pop out for a little bit. ima go make sure i absolutely deserve my little space in hell.
fucking hell, mental.
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2018-01-28 at 3:53 AM UTC in anyone here ever have to try to not look so gangster?
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2018-01-28 at 3:47 AM UTC in anyone here ever have to try to not look so gangster?some one help me out with a fucking clue please. i just really do not have any first fucking clue as to what it is?
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2018-01-28 at 3:42 AM UTC in If you could really sell your soul to the devil
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Actual real life people quite literally regularly go insane from sustained torture, my dude. And that's just over the course of some years. I'm sure hell is calibrated to scale up the torture logarithmically so as to maximize your torment at all times.
but its the same applies to insanity as with death. if it doesn't kill/insanitize you, you get used to it as normal.
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2018-01-28 at 3:16 AM UTC in If you could really sell your soul to the devil
Originally posted by Captain Falcon What does "selling your soul to the devil" mean? What's the downside? Is it eternal torment after death? In terms of logical thinking, nothing would be worth eternal torment or even eternal mild discomfort, because it is eternal: the negative value is infinite. Eventually it will outstrip any positive value or utility of anything finite you ask for.
it wouldn't tho. our psyche is such that there is nothing you couldn't get used to if you lived like it for long enough. after so long it just becomes your normal. if it doesn't kill you(doesn't apply to this argument anyway, but..) then it just becomes your normal. even constant non-stop 24/7 torture would become your normal if you lived it long enough.
and hell is where all the cool people will be. imagine how boring all the people in heaven would be. that would seriously do your nut in.
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2018-01-28 at 3:07 AM UTC in If you could really sell your soul to the devileventually entropy is gonna win and the whole universe will be nothing but a huge void. just one super massive cloud of particles, no stars or planets will be left, not even a pebble will be left from an old meteor. you just be left floating round in pitch black nothingness that goes on forever, but he would have gone batshit insane beyond the scope of ever seeing sanity again by that time. i mean we're talking a fucking seriously long long time till he gets to that point. and that point will still be not even a spit in the ocean compared to how long he still gonna be just floating around in pitch dark nothing. no matter how much quazigazillionbillions of eons and eternities you had already done, you will still always only ever be a tiny fraction of how much time you still got left ahead of you.
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2018-01-28 at 2:49 AM UTC in anyone here ever have to try to not look so gangster?i've seen it, its been posted a few times. i've seen jedi jar post it himself at least twice, like he thought it showed him being not gay and some kind of player or summing. i remember both times just thinking who the fuck would ask a chick to do that.
i bet when that hooker left his house, she ran for the first hundred yards or so.
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2018-01-28 at 2:44 AM UTC in Is it normal to want to make out with men when you're really drunk? (not trolling)can i ask you a question HTS?
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2018-01-28 at 2:42 AM UTC in Is it normal to want to make out with men when you're really drunk? (not trolling)
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2018-01-28 at 2:38 AM UTC in anyone here ever have to try to not look so gangster?
Originally posted by Bill Krozby Yeah notice he never really talks about women/pussy fucking. Just guys. He posted a picture back on rdfrn (I wasn't aware of his faggotry that much at that point) of a hooker he cream pied with his/her phone next to the vagina with my rdfrn profile next to it…
like who bust a nut in a hooker and the first thing you think of is a dude over the internet. (sure he paid for her time but I'm sure that girl was still like wtf?) I know I've posted off the wall shit here while krunk, but none of you guys come into my mind when I'm with a girl.
yeah i know, i see it. she must have thought 'what a fucking weirdo'."yeah, so can you just open your legs and let me take a pic of your crack with my phone showing this dudes profile off the internet. just so i can show all my anonymous pals who don't even know who i am that i banged a chick and am totally like not gay and that?"
i'd be too embarrassed to even ask a prostitute something like that. you'd look like such an idiot.
fucking what a weirdo. i bet she prolly charged him an extra 20 dollars to take that pic. he would have literally paid money to make himself look like a total twat. i mean you gotta train to be that level of cunt, you know what i mean?. that kinda level takes going to uni and getting a diploma in 'being a cunt'. lol.
i just have absolutely no idea what the fuck it is. i don't recognize it at all.
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2018-01-28 at 2:13 AM UTC in Is it normal to want to make out with men when you're really drunk? (not trolling)
Originally posted by HTS Christ, you people are predictable as fuck. 😂
I am the only girl who can say "I'm not like other girls" and still be telling the truth.
you not like any girl. its required to have a sweet little hole between your legs to qualify as a girl, simple as that. even if you had some nasty ass axe wound like gash i'd say ok, sure. but you got a fucking cock pal. you a dude, no arguments.
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2018-01-28 at 2:10 AM UTC in anyone here ever have to try to not look so gangster?its like 24/7 cock with him. even total faggots take a break here and there, he don't stop, round the clock. i mean i could bang pussy most of the day, i fucking love pussy. but i'd still want, no i'd need at least 3 or 4 hours off it a day.
i mean he must easily be in the top ten of the worlds biggest faggots. i would actually put money on it being the actual biggest faggot in the entire world. i'd seriously go for that bet, right now, no fucking problem.
i'm not even kidding, i have absolutely no idea what the fuck it is.
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2018-01-28 at 2:03 AM UTC in Is it normal to want to make out with men when you're really drunk? (not trolling)
Originally posted by HTS Pretty normal? I'm a girl though so I might be a little biased haha. Dudes taste nice.
i consider myself a bit of an expert on girls, they are by far my favorite subject, even more so than drugs. and i promise you pal, you ain't like no girl i ever seen. trust, you ain't a girl.
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