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2018-01-28 at 9:10 PM UTC in I've never seen my actual testicles
Originally posted by infinityshock where the shit is here, you retarded fucking handsome and well tanned individual.
lol, its what you say when you wanna say something to divvy's and inferior idiots. like coz why the fuck am i gonna go to them, i just tell them 'here', like 'come here', and they come over, i say whatever the fuck i like to them. and they they fuck off out of my sight again before i get annoyed.
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2018-01-28 at 9:06 PM UTC in If you could really sell your soul to the devil
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2018-01-28 at 9:03 PM UTC in I've never seen my actual testicles
Originally posted by infinityshock stifle yourself, you gibbering quim.
i dunno, is it like a weird part primate, part rodent, part weird thing hybrid something or other? i'll have it straight with you guys, i'm really clutching at straws here. i really do not have any idea wtf it even is.
i've no idea.
like none at all.
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2018-01-28 at 9 PM UTC in I've never seen my actual testicles
Originally posted by infinityshock who the fuck is jill and where the shit is here, you retarded fucking handsome and well tanned individual.
if youre talking about the assorted pics ive posted of various foreign objects in, on, or around, the orifices ive plundered…there were no explanations. there were clear instructions given and that was that.
poor cow must have been creeped the fuck out when you started telling her that one
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2018-01-28 at 8:57 PM UTC in Bulging capacitorssorry, just so we're clear, this is a parody fred of that other 'i've never seen my testicles' fred, right?
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2018-01-28 at 8:54 PM UTC in Human Toilet
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2018-01-28 at 8:53 PM UTC in Human Toilet
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2018-01-28 at 8:51 PM UTC in I've never seen my actual testicles
Originally posted by HTS I used to fuck my gf multiple times a day whenever we were together. I can count on one hand the number of times I came. Ain't no bliss there. Also male orgasms fucking suck. It's like scratching an itch, or sneezing when you really need to.
I mean I'm glad dudes are into having penises because I'm into dudes having penises but let's be real: you don't know what you're missing out on. Hahaha.
yeah but you're never gonna have an actual minge and get orgasms like chicks do pal. you're just gonna have what's left of your cock and some skin sorta shaped like one and quite possibly some serious sexual dysfunction from severing your natural sexual organ in such a manner. just because its done in a 'surgery' with 'sterile' equipment, ain't gonna change the fact that its getting hacked off. as far as your body is concerned it don't matter if its done by dr faggotface or if jill the jedi jar did it with some rusty old axe on an old log in the woods.
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2018-01-28 at 8:42 PM UTC in I've never seen my actual testicles
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2018-01-28 at 8:36 PM UTC in I've never seen my actual testiclesi'm sure auto-correct was prolly to blame anyhow.
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2018-01-28 at 8:35 PM UTC in I've never seen my actual testicles
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2018-01-28 at 8:29 PM UTC in I've never seen my actual testicles
Originally posted by HTS … why?
what do you mean why? you're talking about cutting your dick and balls off man, wft? did you not see the dikpic i posted yesterday? why the fuck would i let or fucking want such an awesome specimen barbarically severed off? like think about it, once its cut off thats it, you never get to use it again. you'll never ever get to feel a nice warm wet pussy sliding snugly up and down it causing you absolute bliss. how the fuck does that make any sense at all. you must be mentally ill man. just get some pills man, its not worth it. its like suicide, there just no coming back from it. once you do it its all over, permenantly.
fuucck.
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2018-01-28 at 8:22 PM UTC in HTS's "Preferred" pronouns are NOT optional
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2018-01-28 at 8:09 PM UTC in HTS's "Preferred" pronouns are NOT optional
Originally posted by Enter Genuine question: have you ever hooked up with a stranger in a fast food restaurant, or a similar place?
i dunno, prolly, at some time or other.
they are public buildings where people go to not just consume food and beverages but socialize and stuff. a bit like those other places, what they called again? oh yeah, bars. what in your mind makes them so different, apart from bars selling alcohol?
i don't even know where you get this idea that there are appropriate times and places where its ok to interact with members of the opposite sex, and others where its not. you're an ozzy aren't you? did oz get taken over by isis recently or summing. i watched the news back when i was in prison and there was nothing about it back then. and that was only like 11 months ago. surely shit hasn't changed that much in the world since then.
male/female dynamics don't really have rules like that. i get that its not somewhere you would think of to go and specifically look for girls to pick up, but that can actually work to your advantage. when at a bar women are often very much on their guard for creepy cunts and assholes. but somewhere like mcdiks you can so easily catch them off guard and before you know it have a conversation going about some shit. throw in some playful body language, a smile or two and a few jokey or cheeky remarks and before you know it you got a phone number or fb add. its easy after that because you've already got that awkward initial first meeting out of the way. and there are literally a ton of convo starters you could use in there. ask her 'is that the new mcdogbollock supreme? are they any good? blah blah..', 'hey, do they have a password for the mcdiks wifi, do you know? or can you just hook up to it? blah blah..', 'yeah so i hear hamburglar got paroled. i'll guard you while you eat your hamburger if you like, blah blah..'. ok, that last one was a bit shit but then some girls would be giggling like a schoolgirl with something like that. job fucking done, lol.
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2018-01-28 at 7:40 PM UTC in I've never seen my actual testicles
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2018-01-28 at 7:21 PM UTC in :Rofl_Roll_Yellow_3b:what?
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2018-01-28 at 7:17 PM UTC in Giant disco ball satellite launched (IRL)
Originally posted by ZambianIntelligenceAgency i wouldnt say its space junk. More space danger. But realistically its nothing.
I say space danger because it will illuminate the planet (potentially, to other species) and it could turn ugly if "others" find us.
I say it is nothing because it is most likely a minor disturbance to those on earth and will not reflect enough light to make it interesting or worth investigation by other species.
i think if they're that advanced and capable and have those sorts of intentions towards us then not having this thing in our sky is unlikely to cause them to not notice we are here.
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2018-01-28 at 7:13 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!i like a good yammerin now and then. i find it good for the soul.
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2018-01-28 at 6:39 PM UTC in anyone here ever have to try to not look so gangster?
Originally posted by infinityshock imagine what goes on in the pics i havent posted
i'd rather not. despite that just being a very convenient 'non' attempt to come back from an embarrassing situation with some 'non' evidence.
in your funny little world you really do think its everyone else that's the idiots, don't you?
i have absolutely no idea wtf it is. not sure i wanna know tbh, but i don't even recognize it as even slightly similar to anything else i've ever encountered before.
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2018-01-28 at 2:24 PM UTC in Is it normal to want to make out with men when you're really drunk? (not trolling)
