Is it normal to want to make out with men when you're really drunk? (not trolling)

1. 2018-01-27 at 5:32 PM UTC

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   Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
2. 2018-01-27 at 5:44 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Is it normal to jam frozen shit logs into open wounds on my body when I'm high on coffee?
3. 2018-01-27 at 5:53 PM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by lantiqua87 YEA NIGGA DATS MA SHIT WE B LISTENIN 2 WEN WE DRANK

   
   SHOW US YOUR TITS YOU REDBONE BITCH!
4. 2018-01-27 at 6:38 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by bling bling sumthin funny but i dont no why

   
   tell me bling, innit? wtf is goin on wit these fag fucks these days?
   
   
   
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5. 2018-01-27 at 7:05 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Is it normal to go into McDonalds wearing nothing but socks and doing somersaults around the lobby will screaming Ode to Joy?
6. 2018-01-27 at 7:07 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by mmQ Is it normal to go into McDonalds wearing nothing but socks and doing somersaults around the lobby will screaming Ode to Joy?

   
   its ok if you whistle clare de lune, but screaming ode to joy is just unfuckingacceptable man.
   
   
   
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7. 2018-01-27 at 8:20 PM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • NARCassist
8. 2018-01-28 at 12:54 AM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel
   Pretty normal? I'm a girl though so I might be a little biased haha. Dudes taste nice.
9. 2018-01-28 at 1:01 AM UTC

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   D4NG0 motherfucker

   Originally posted by HTS Pretty normal? I'm a girl though so I might be a little biased haha. Dudes taste nice.

   
   No.
10. 2018-01-28 at 1:58 AM UTC

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    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]

    Originally posted by HTS I'm a girl though

    
    lol
11. 2018-01-28 at 2:03 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by HTS Pretty normal? I'm a girl though so I might be a little biased haha. Dudes taste nice.

    
    i consider myself a bit of an expert on girls, they are by far my favorite subject, even more so than drugs. and i promise you pal, you ain't like no girl i ever seen. trust, you ain't a girl.
    
    
    
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12. 2018-01-28 at 2:08 AM UTC

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    HTS highlight reel
    Christ, you people are predictable as fuck. 😂
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by NARCassist i consider myself a bit of an expert on girls, they are by far my favorite subject, even more so than drugs. and i promise you pal, you ain't like no girl i ever seen.
    
    
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    I am the only girl who can say "I'm not like other girls" and still be telling the truth.
13. 2018-01-28 at 2:13 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by HTS Christ, you people are predictable as fuck. 😂
    
    
    
    
    
    I am the only girl who can say "I'm not like other girls" and still be telling the truth.

    
    you not like any girl. its required to have a sweet little hole between your legs to qualify as a girl, simple as that. even if you had some nasty ass axe wound like gash i'd say ok, sure. but you got a fucking cock pal. you a dude, no arguments.
    
    
    
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14. 2018-01-28 at 2:22 AM UTC

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    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by NARCassist you not like any girl. its required to have a sweet little hole between your legs to qualify as a girl, simple as that. even if you had some nasty ass axe wound like gash i'd say ok, sure. but you got a fucking cock pal. you a dude, no arguments.
    
    
    
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    Just because you never seen my pussy doesn't mean it ain't there. 😡
15. 2018-01-28 at 2:42 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by HTS Just because you never seen my pussy doesn't mean it ain't there. 😡

    
    i know you're trollin
    
    
    
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16. 2018-01-28 at 2:44 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    can i ask you a question HTS?
    
    
    
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17. 2018-01-28 at 2:47 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by HTS Christ, you people are predictable as fuck. 😂
    
    I am the only girl who can say "I'm not like other girls" and still be telling the truth.

    
    youre not a girl, therefore cannot say youre anything 'girl' or not...
18. 2018-01-28 at 2:55 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by HTS Just because you never seen my pussy doesn't mean it ain't there. 😡

    
    HTS...no.
    
    
    NO.
    
    
    No
19. 2018-01-28 at 3:15 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You can't just imagine yourself to be anything you want and have other people take you seriously. For example, I could identify as a coffee table, but since I'm not really a coffee table, people may get irritated that I keep imagining I'm one.
20. 2018-01-28 at 3:22 AM UTC

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    HTS highlight reel
    I'm like a magical thread derailing pixie.
    
    

    Originally posted by NARCassist can i ask you a question HTS?
    
    
    
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    Ask away, mon frère.