Is it normal to want to make out with men when you're really drunk? (not trolling)

1. 2018-01-28 at 6:57 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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   • Madman
2. 2018-01-28 at 7:18 AM UTC

   #62
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I identify as a sun and demand all who enter my orbit to revolve around me
3. 2018-01-28 at 7:43 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   
4. 2018-01-28 at 7:44 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by -SpectraL

   
   lol, drugs in the 80s
5. 2018-01-28 at 7:46 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by aldra lol, drugs in the 80s

   
   When you're waking up to a chicken in bag hanging on the wall in the morning, you know you've probably hit rock bottom.
6. 2018-01-28 at 7:47 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   is that Friar Tuck from a daytime Robin Hood movie?
7. 2018-01-28 at 7:51 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by aldra is that Friar Tuck from a daytime Robin Hood movie?

   
   The Friendly Giant. At the end of the show, we all waited in anticipation for the little cow to jump over the moon. That was the climax of the entire show.
8. 2018-01-28 at 8:47 AM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I identify as a giraffe, and I demand you respect me as I am.

   
   Trans is just neurologically intersex. UwU
   
   It's possible to be intersex. It's not possible to be interspecies. This is silly.
9. 2018-01-28 at 9:56 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by HTS I'm like a magical thread derailing pixie.
   
   
   
   Ask away, mon frère.

   
   well, why didn't you just wait till you next had a shit for the highlighter pen to come out. it would have had to have come out of there sooner or later. i mean yeah it would have been half stuck in a turd. but surely the highlighter din't mean that much to you, i'm guessing?
   
   
   
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10. 2018-01-28 at 10:03 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by HTS Trans is just neurologically intersex. UwU
    
    It's possible to be intersex. It's not possible to be interspecies. This is silly.

    
    You have an interspecies phobia or something? Don't call us giraffe-people silly. We have rights.
11. 2018-01-28 at 10:04 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by HTS It's possible to be intersex. It's not possible to be interspecies. This is silly.

    
    ya thunk?
    
    
    
    
    
    
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12. 2018-01-28 at 10:08 AM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    
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13. 2018-01-28 at 2 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by HTS I am the only girl who can say "I'm not like other girls" and still be telling the truth.

    
    your not a girl ....
    
    not yet a woman ...
14. 2018-01-28 at 2:02 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by NARCassist you not like any girl. its required to have a sweet little hole between your legs to qualify as a girl, simple as that.

    
    im pretty sure she has A hole inbetween her legs.
15. 2018-01-28 at 2:18 PM UTC

    #75
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by HTS Trans is just neurologically intersex. UwU
    
    It's possible to be intersex. It's not possible to be interspecies. This is silly.

    
    Give it about ten years.
16. 2018-01-28 at 2:24 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by benny vader im pretty sure he has an A-hole inbetween his legs.

    
    i just ftfy, ok? little bit of a grammatical error going on with it. prolly just one of those lost in translation things. you know with you being chinese and what not.
    
    
    
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17. 2018-01-28 at 3:24 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by NARCassist i just ftfy, ok? little bit of a grammatical error going on with it. prolly just one of those lost in translation things. you know with you being chinese and what not.

    
    dont be so fundamentalist.
    
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18. 2018-01-28 at 3:39 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by benny vader dont be so fundamentalist.
    
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    Maybe he wants to be a non-fun da mentalist.