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If you could suck your own dick, do you think you could get yourself off?

  1. #41
    Originally posted by mmQ If you have a big enough pean, most any pussy is a tight pussy.

    if your big enough, most pussy will be inaccessible.
  2. #42
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    For the same reason dudes want a tight vag,chics want a fat dong.

    Although,lazy bishes can tighten that bad boy up. Dudes with pencil dicks are stuck.

    There’s no excuse for a woman being able to easily take 2 plus fingers.
  3. #43
    Originally posted by Archer513 For the same reason dudes want a tight vag,chics want a fat dong.

    Although,lazy bishes can tighten that bad boy up. Dudes with pencil dicks are stuck.

    There’s no excuse for a woman being able to easily take 2 plus fingers.

    she just gave birth ?
  4. #44
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny she just gave birth ?

    You trynna bang a bloody,stitched up frankenpussy?

    That shit snaps back...eventually (more so for non-lazy chics)

    Less so for fatties (notoriously lazy)
  5. #45
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny it takes men with big balls to admit they have small penis.

    for what i lacked in barrel size i made up in ammo capacity.

    tell that to most chicks coz whether they admit it or not size does matter.



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  6. #46
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Archer513 For the same reason dudes want a tight vag,chics want a fat dong.

    Although,lazy bishes can tighten that bad boy up. Dudes with pencil dicks are stuck.

    There’s no excuse for a woman being able to easily take 2 plus fingers.

    i only ever met one chick that couldn't take 2 fingers, but she was a chick who had been badly sexually abused as a kid and was psychologically causing it to tighten up. other than that pretty much any chick can take 4 if you work at it and get her nicely wet and loosened up a bit.



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  7. #47
    Originally posted by NARCassist tell that to most chicks coz whether they admit it or not size does matter.



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    for decent men, the type of chick they fuck matter more.

    by the time size matters to these females, they are already no longer chicks, but whores.

    non, professional, whores.

    no decent men would ever want those.
  8. #48
    Originally posted by NARCassist i only ever met one chick that couldn't take 2 fingers, but she was a chick who had been badly sexually abused as a kid and was psychologically causing it to tighten up. other than that pretty much any chick can take 4 if you work at it and get her nicely wet and loosened up a bit.



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    4 fingers ?

    are we still talking about human vaginas here ?
  9. #49
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I would imagine the longer your dick is the easier it becomes.
  10. #50
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    lol why am i reading this instead of studying. Bye.
  11. #51
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH lol why am i reading this…

    Welcome to the suburbs. There is no escape.
  12. #52
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH lol why am i reading this instead of studying. Bye.

    bacause you enjoy feeling like a victim.
  13. #53
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I would imagine the longer your dick is the easier it becomes.

    it also takes a brave man to admit that he has a short dick.
  14. #54
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny it also takes a brave man to admit that he has a short dick.

    Then you are a brave man, benny.
  15. #55
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Then you are a brave man, benny.

    oh, ok.
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