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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by CASPER They should warn you about this phenomenon when you're a kid. I feel like I graduated 3 or 4 years ago.

    It's fucked.

    yeah i know, all they used to say to me was 'once you leave school you'll be wishing you were back'. i didn't know wtf they were on about.


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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    whats that movie where the young girl hooks up with the older dude and they go on a serial killing spree?


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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country It actually feels that way. When I was young summer days used to feel like they went on forever. Now it's a few moments. Worst part is I don't even care.

    its like school summer holidays went on so long we got bored and actually wanted to get back to school. now its like one day the kids are suddenly everywhere and next thing they're not again.


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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country It actually feels that way. When I was young summer days used to feel like they went on forever. Now it's a few moments. Worst part is I don't even care.

    its like if you were 40 and had a 4 year old child and tried to explain to them a year is 1/40th of my existence, they cannot comprehend that because they don't know what 40 years feels like. they can only comprehend it in comparison to their own length of existence. same with any of us at any point in our lives. like i'm 46 yet i couldn't really understand a year being 1/80th of a lifetime. i haven't existed that long.


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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    its down to how much a year is to the percentage of your entire existence. when you're only 4, a year is a quarter of the whole of time that you know and have experienced. a quarter of a lifetime as far as you're concerned. when you're 40 its its just a tiny little 1/40th.

    your entire existence is all you've got to compare it to.


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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by WellHung I collect restraining orders like kids collect fireflies in a jar.

    how many you have?


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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III anyone know where they hang out?

    https://duckduckgo.com/?q=list+emo+clubs+bars&t=canonical&ia=web

    /fred


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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by WellHung I don't think it's accurate to say you would have killed them. Probably like they killed themselves

    true, but i'm talking about my very first thoughts as i was climbing out the wreckage. as it happens it was put down as my fault in the end despite it being anything but in reality. that's what happens when you don't have car insurance tho.


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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    funny you never hear people getting sentimental about cassette tapes.

    i wonder why?


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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by CASPER clearly i no speaky le francey

    last time i bought lenigree i was a just ripe 18.

    its not like us men ever use the word more than about 5 times in our lifetime anyway


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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Great idea.

    You can buy them at places that sell reptiles..by the box load, just take a box and release it in the dining area…It'll be shut down within a week.

    don't forget the anonymously contacting local news part


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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how do you know they're talking (writting) from experiences and not juat made up phantasies ?

    you cant logically be able to tell unless you too, have had the same experience, of mollesting kids.

    like if you have never been to china and when people tell you about their experiences in china, yiu can either believe it or not but you can never be sure either way, unless yiu too, had been to china yourself.

    so is there a movement of pedos online dismissing this pedo handbook as nonsense then?


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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    holy shit what do you know?




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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    do they do baboon enhancements an all then?


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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No…H block (part of The maze prison in Northern Ireland where IRA prisoners were held) was infamous for it's prisoners smearing their cell walls with their own shit as part of their protests (they also went on hunger strike)…I never understood how smearing shit in your own living space equated to "teaching the authorities a lesson".

    the old dirty protest


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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    scene chix are fucking hot, even i'd have been emo for that shit.


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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Passed the age of 45 being called immature is a compliment.

    you know innit?


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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Here's a favorite late 70s joke that only a tiny percentage of people will get (bobby sands might).

    Bloke walking down the street in belfast and he sees a woman coming towards him with 2 buckets of shit
    He stops and askes her "what the hell are you going to do with those 2 buckets of shit?"
    She says "My son just got out of H block and I'm decorating his bedroom."

    did you hear about the irishman who fucked a princess?




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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    aldra is gonna help me change the world


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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Ghost whats a deer enhancement

    summing they use to hunt deer apparently


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