Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-01-17 at 7:06 AM UTC in should i freak out every time my internet goes out for a few minutes?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Don't be ridiculous, kid. I've worked as an L3 tech support supervisor for years at several major telecommunications companies, including Time Warner, Charter Communications, RoadRunnr, and AT&T. I handled Time Warner Business Class tech support contracts worth millions on a day to day basis. Hotel chains, casinos, government, store chains, law enforcement, fire departments, you name it, all of it was my responsibility to maintain technologically. And believe you me, nobody gets that job that hasn't earned it, and then some. And if you make even one major mistake, you would be fired outright. I lasted a decade and then quit, many years than any other L3 supervisor. My crew under my teach and command was numbered at more than 650 techs. And then you come along and insist I don't know what an operating system is?
   
   Post last edited by -SpectraL at 2017-01-17T04:24:25.731867+00:00

   
   I bet you were so pissed when you quit that you could have killed a bear with your bare hands.
2. 2017-01-17 at 7:02 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   I am the least empathetic person here!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. 2017-01-17 at 7 AM UTC in should i freak out every time my internet goes out for a few minutes?
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   Originally posted by -SpectraL And about simulated MS-Dos, almost all the same files from the original MS-Dos OS are used in the simulated Windows-Dos. If it really were "not MS-DOS at all", then it wouldn't have to use the same files. You capeesh, kid?

   
   What "files" would those be? Name five actual files.
4. 2017-01-17 at 6:23 AM UTC in this is like beyond coughgel
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   Those individuals informally referred to as "coughgels" in the 2020's were granted access for formal psychiatric treatment in 2037, under the formal diagnosis of "Dissociative Personality Disorder" (DPD), in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Seventh Ed. (DSM-7).
   
   The addition of Dissociative Personality Disorder to the DSM-7 occurred due to a political controversy regarding the segregation of children with Mental Disorder, Not Otherwise Specified and Pervasive Developmental Disorder, Not Otherwise Specified into special education programs, with no constellation of symptoms bearing similarity to any disorder in the DSM-6.
   
   After factor analysis of the personality and behavioral variables of these children was conducted (Crojus, 2013), it was determined that the derogatory term "coughgel" had enough statistical backing to be formally recognized as a mental illness.
5. 2017-01-17 at 6:14 AM UTC in Not doing drugs
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   Cuz ya ran out.
6. 2017-01-17 at 5:01 AM UTC in this is like beyond coughgel
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   dissociative personality
7. 2017-01-17 at 4:57 AM UTC in this is like beyond coughgel
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8. 2017-01-17 at 4:08 AM UTC in Building a gaming pc for $800
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   So nothing here is incompatible or blatantly stupid?
   
   Thanks guys
9. 2017-01-17 at 4:02 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   I got 24 on the empathy test
   
   At least I'm not as bad as you guys lol
10. 2017-01-17 at 3:44 AM UTC in what is the best way to cause a distraction?
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    probably stage a car crash right next to the truck and stage it so the car catches fire. Only an idiot runs towards a burning car. Just make sure your buddy gets out safe. Or not. its up to you.
11. 2017-01-17 at 2:50 AM UTC in Motivational Video Thread
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    always
12. 2017-01-17 at 2:32 AM UTC in Motivational Video Thread
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    I live in NYC
13. 2017-01-17 at 2:03 AM UTC in Not doing drugs
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    In my case I only went off shit so I can have a surgery without dying for sure.
    
    No drugs is fucking retarded.
14. 2017-01-17 at 2:02 AM UTC in Not doing drugs
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    Seriously. Why?
15. 2017-01-17 at 2:01 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    I'll take a horseload of Benzos now. Fuck the esteblishment!
16. 2017-01-17 at 2 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    I would have just bought you one, fuckboi.
17. 2017-01-17 at 1:58 AM UTC in Motivational Video Thread
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    Originally posted by Lanny I actually don't think he's in the city but he's mentioned being in "new york "a few times

    
    Yea... He probably also mentioned being New York at one point.
18. 2017-01-17 at 1:55 AM UTC in ATTN TLN
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    I can already picture you selling Bill Krozbydogs.
19. 2017-01-17 at 1:54 AM UTC in ATTN TLN
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    Originally posted by thelittlestnigger Well I actually met him irl before the meme-ing so there is that. And I present myself on this forum much differently than I do in real life. Here i am a cringey autist shitposter. IRL I am pretty regular for all intents and purposes.

    
    A regular Bill Krozby relative.
20. 2017-01-17 at 1:53 AM UTC in Motivational Video Thread
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    Originally posted by Lanny You're too young and your nose isn't big enough to really fulfill that fantasy for me but I'm willing to give it a try.

    
    Quoted. Though, since when is sploo in NYC?