Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-01-18 at 10:17 PM UTC in Killing small animals for the sole purpose of validating edgelord status
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by the holy ghost also lol you're gay

   
   Its not gay if I make you a girl ;)
2. 2017-01-18 at 10:16 PM UTC in Killing small animals for the sole purpose of validating edgelord status
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i'd icepick your brain then slap box your ding dong
   
   also lol you're gay
3. 2017-01-18 at 10:15 PM UTC in Killing small animals for the sole purpose of validating edgelord status
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Nahh man. Its just shitposting. Its been established that you would be the sub in any sexual encounter between you and I. But I guess you can think they are if it makes you feel better, I dont give a shit.
4. 2017-01-18 at 10:13 PM UTC in Killing small animals for the sole purpose of validating edgelord status
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   are these posts you submitting to me
5. 2017-01-18 at 10:12 PM UTC in Killing small animals for the sole purpose of validating edgelord status
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by the holy ghost basically this is you admitting to being a babby

   
   Well I was born yesterday so I kind of am a baby. But at least I am a baby that can spell baby.
6. 2017-01-18 at 10:10 PM UTC in Just to one up sploo on the edgyness ill make this confession
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ok
7. 2017-01-18 at 10:10 PM UTC in Killing small animals for the sole purpose of validating edgelord status
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by thelittlestnigger I dont want to abuse people or get arrested because I am not fucking retarded dude.

   
   implying you cant abuse people constantly and make them like you enough to never press charges
   
   you're so lame
   
   basically this is you admitting to being a babby
8. 2017-01-18 at 10:10 PM UTC in Killing small animals for the sole purpose of validating edgelord status
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by the holy ghost you possess the IQ of a nigger.

   
   Well my handle IS thelittlestNIGGER so that kind of goes without saying.
9. 2017-01-18 at 10:09 PM UTC in Just to one up sploo on the edgyness ill make this confession
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by the holy ghost like 4 months ago i threw a cinderblock through my neighbors window and stole all of their drugs and like 400$ of weed
   
   they knew and didnt even press charges because they liked me too much and i still live next to them

   
   
10. 2017-01-18 at 10:08 PM UTC in Killing small animals for the sole purpose of validating edgelord status
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by thelittlestnigger Saying it over and over doesnt make it true. The fact is you find me attractive but are repulsed at your own homosexual tendencies that you feel the need to mask your true feelings.

    
    I basically expected this response. Being able to analyze and predict your behavior patterns confirms my suspicion that you possess the IQ of a nigger.
11. 2017-01-18 at 10:08 PM UTC in Just to one up sploo on the edgyness ill make this confession
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ What were the other 'goodies?'

    
    I raided his fridge and got a week supply of milk, eggs and butter.
    
    

    Originally posted by mmQ What's the rest of the story? You're only a bad person if it resulted in him dying.

    
    The rest of the story is me not remembering jack shit because I was on a benzo binge. And he didnt die so I guess its all kosher.
12. 2017-01-18 at 10:07 PM UTC in Just to one up sploo on the edgyness ill make this confession
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    lame as fuck
    
    like 4 months ago i threw a cinderblock through my neighbors window and stole all of their drugs and like 400$ of weed
    
    they knew and didnt even press charges because they liked me too much and i still live next to them
    
    i still steal their beer all the time
13. 2017-01-18 at 9:58 PM UTC in Wall fam , av decided too double down and have a fam.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Nice cats fam. The one furthest back looks like one of my tiggers.
    
    It also looks like the two in the front are bouncers for the one in the back.
    "This is a VIP area. No alleycats allowed."
14. 2017-01-18 at 9:56 PM UTC in Just to one up sploo on the edgyness ill make this confession
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    A number of years ago I was living in this apartment block. Very low income place so we had a lot of people who were retarded and disabled. One of my neighbors was among the retarded lot. An old fellow with a broken body and mind. Anyway during my time there he had a medical issue and ended up going to the hospital for an extended stay.
    
    One night I randomly checked to see if his door was locked and found it was not. I went inside the apartment which was an absolute mess. Among the mess was a multitude of pill bottles. The guy must have been on a dozen different meds. I grabbed a bag and loaded up on all the pills and checked around for anything else that might be valuable. There was little that was actually of value but my sweep turned up a small amount of money and some other goodies. Anyway I ended up with an assload of benzos and some other meds and ended up going on a bit of a bender from that.
    
    Am I a bad person because I did this or am I a bad person because I don't feel bad about it?
15. 2017-01-18 at 9:46 PM UTC in Why is Lanny saying the word blood so much?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    tuberculolzis
16. 2017-01-18 at 9:17 PM UTC in Killing small animals for the sole purpose of validating edgelord status
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Right on

    
    Left off
17. 2017-01-18 at 9:17 PM UTC in Killing small animals for the sole purpose of validating edgelord status
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I was making a bad joke out of the whole "curiosity kills the cat" saying.
    
    

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby i posted one of my Bill Krozbydogs the other day, a pizza hotdog, did you see it?

    
    Damn doug! lookin tasty up in that plate.
    
    
    
18. 2017-01-18 at 9:14 PM UTC in Killing small animals for the sole purpose of validating edgelord status
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Sounds good

    
    looks good ;)
19. 2017-01-18 at 9:13 PM UTC in Killing small animals for the sole purpose of validating edgelord status
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby i posted one of my Bill Krozbydogs the other day, a pizza hotdog, did you see it?

    
    I did not. What thread? Sounds fucking dope.
20. 2017-01-18 at 9:12 PM UTC in Killing small animals for the sole purpose of validating edgelord status
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ You can call me ugly. I don't fucking care.

    
    You handsome charming lad ;)
    
    

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby we're just curious

    
    That shit kills cats dude. You better knock it off rite nao or else you are going to be the one killing small animals instead of ploo.