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Just to one up sploo on the edgyness ill make this confession

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    A number of years ago I was living in this apartment block. Very low income place so we had a lot of people who were retarded and disabled. One of my neighbors was among the retarded lot. An old fellow with a broken body and mind. Anyway during my time there he had a medical issue and ended up going to the hospital for an extended stay.

    One night I randomly checked to see if his door was locked and found it was not. I went inside the apartment which was an absolute mess. Among the mess was a multitude of pill bottles. The guy must have been on a dozen different meds. I grabbed a bag and loaded up on all the pills and checked around for anything else that might be valuable. There was little that was actually of value but my sweep turned up a small amount of money and some other goodies. Anyway I ended up with an assload of benzos and some other meds and ended up going on a bit of a bender from that.

    Am I a bad person because I did this or am I a bad person because I don't feel bad about it?
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What were the other 'goodies?'

    What's the rest of the story? You're only a bad person if it resulted in him dying.
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    lame as fuck

    like 4 months ago i threw a cinderblock through my neighbors window and stole all of their drugs and like 400$ of weed

    they knew and didnt even press charges because they liked me too much and i still live next to them

    i still steal their beer all the time
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    Originally posted by mmQ What were the other 'goodies?'

    I raided his fridge and got a week supply of milk, eggs and butter.

    Originally posted by mmQ What's the rest of the story? You're only a bad person if it resulted in him dying.

    The rest of the story is me not remembering jack shit because I was on a benzo binge. And he didnt die so I guess its all kosher.
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    Originally posted by the holy ghost like 4 months ago i threw a cinderblock through my neighbors window and stole all of their drugs and like 400$ of weed

    they knew and didnt even press charges because they liked me too much and i still live next to them

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    ok
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If burglary makes you edgy I'm sure I have you both out-edged. I've robbed homes with little kids hiding under their bed, using their backpacks to collect shit. Lol
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    Originally posted by mmQ If burglary makes you edgy I'm sure I have you both out-edged. I've robbed homes with little kids hiding under their bed, using their backpacks to collect shit. Lol

    You arent in the competition. I call it an edgyness competition but everyone knows its a cringe competition.

    Nice job though. That is actually pretty edgy.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ If burglary makes you edgy I'm sure I have you both out-edged. I've robbed homes with little kids hiding under their bed, using their backpacks to collect shit. Lol

    That's pretty shitty fam.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Well, in my defense, I didn't know they were there at the time, and if I did I would've definitely left.
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    Bombs are flying... People are dying..
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    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by thelittlestnigger A number of years ago I was living in this apartment block. Very low income place so we had a lot of people who were retarded and disabled. One of my neighbors was among the retarded lot. An old fellow with a broken body and mind. Anyway during my time there he had a medical issue and ended up going to the hospital for an extended stay.

    One night I randomly checked to see if his door was locked and found it was not. I went inside the apartment which was an absolute mess. Among the mess was a multitude of pill bottles. The guy must have been on a dozen different meds. I grabbed a bag and loaded up on all the pills and checked around for anything else that might be valuable. There was little that was actually of value but my sweep turned up a small amount of money and some other goodies. Anyway I ended up with an assload of benzos and some other meds and ended up going on a bit of a bender from that.

    Am I a bad person because I did this or am I a bad person because I don't feel bad about it?

    Sorry, you're not really one upping anyone. Every degenerate like us has a story like this. Yours isn't even particularly entertaining.

    Most people would shun you if you told them that story, and even your family would be wary to have you over at their homes.

    Everyone does something bad at some point. What matters to people is what you do and how you feel after. By most standards, being an unrepentant thief would be considered wrong. Stealing only once or a few times even wouldn't be so bad if you felt true remorse and changed your behavior to reflect that.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ Well, in my defense, I didn't know they were there at the time, and if I did I would've definitely left.

    Did the DA tell you?
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    Originally posted by HampTheToker Most people would shun you if you told them that story, and even your family would be wary to have you over at their homes.

    Well ha ha motherfucker. My fam knows about this shit and I am still warmly embraced any time I appear at my parents residence.
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    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump

    literally best day ever
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    tldr TLN wants to be me hes a faggot and im kewl

    go traumatize females you cucked bitch
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    Originally posted by the holy ghost tldr TLN wants to be me his faggot and im kewl

    Wait so u will let me fugg u?

    noice
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    you are a plague and a schizo germ
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    I wouldn't even remember this.
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