Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-01-19 at 3:11 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   The Irish are great.
   
   I mean, the real Irish, not every white American who claims to be a quarter Irish
2. 2017-01-19 at 2:52 PM UTC in Does FB keylog?
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   Search "zup" in niggasin space ;)
3. 2017-01-19 at 2:50 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   Holy fuck I love the Irish. I've complained about the hens I work with clucking and there never being any peace during smoke breaks.
   
   Im about to walk outside and this Irish guy I work with is like "Hope ya brought earplugs there's tree of them out there yacking now" I just went back upstairs and we both laughed
   
   And then he was talking to this other guy the day before and the guy said when he was on vacation his wife won't let him drink so the Irish guy says
   
   "Just slap her and tell her to stay home"
   
   
4. 2017-01-19 at 2:41 PM UTC in Waiting 2 whole days to destroy leftists
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   Been on the trump train too long.. Getting sick from all the bumps..ready to jump off.
5. 2017-01-19 at 2:38 PM UTC in Does FB keylog?
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   I knew a lady who worked at Facebook and she told me "silk road" was a keyword so we just said "SR" on my meth page (among Admins in private)
   
   Or the yellow brick road.
6. 2017-01-19 at 2:19 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   Originally posted by mmQ Hmmm. I had that happen to me at my last job. Used a 4-digit code to clock in and out and I went to clock out one day and it said it didn't recognize my number. I had done it subconsciously for so long that I sort of froze up and just kept putting in the same number and it kept telling me it was wrong, so I started doing different combinations of the same numbers and they were all wrong. Turns out that I, in fact, was a dumbass and just randomly forgot my fucking code that I had put in hundreds of times. I blame…drugs?

   
   I blame sobriety, never had a problem remembering it when I was on drugs.
   
   I think I might have remembered it so I've written it down, it's close to what I was trying to put in but the numbers in a different order. I've probably blocked myself out of it by now anyway
7. 2017-01-19 at 2:16 PM UTC in Wall fam , av decided too double down and have a fam.
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   Thread of the year. Cat trading BTC lmao
   
   WHERES THE BANNER LANNY?!
8. 2017-01-19 at 2:15 PM UTC in Building a gaming pc for $800
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   CRT or go home
9. 2017-01-19 at 2:14 PM UTC in The plight of the martyr in me
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   Awe that was my favorite part
   :(
10. 2017-01-19 at 2:12 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    the chemist cooked crack cocaine in a crime lab at night while working overtime.

    
    I could see him saying "it just seemed appropriate"
11. 2017-01-19 at 1:38 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    GOD BLESS YOU TAPEWORM!! EVEN STUFF THATS NOT FOOD!!
    
    (like a blender)
    
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Osg61kyF3pE
12. 2017-01-19 at 1:23 PM UTC in HESS POINTING RIGHT AT IT *southside gangsigns*
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    Those socks look real warm.
13. 2017-01-19 at 1:21 PM UTC in I am the antichrist
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    Quit stealing my vids ^
14. 2017-01-19 at 1:21 PM UTC in For Trump's inaugeration i am celebrating with loads of drugs.
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    PORTAL!?
15. 2017-01-19 at 12:47 PM UTC in hydro baccy op
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    Its an air rifle.
16. 2017-01-19 at 12:40 PM UTC in This is beautiful
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    Where's the mud.
17. 2017-01-19 at 12:39 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    Well, another Thursday.
18. 2017-01-19 at 12:38 PM UTC in This is beautiful
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    https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Trying_too_hard
19. 2017-01-19 at 12:36 PM UTC in how come every time i see an attractive woman i want to kill her
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    They are all spoken for (meaning they are happy with their boyfriends) and you are meaningless to them unless you can "steal" her away from her perfect life and make her fall in love with you
20. 2017-01-19 at 12:33 PM UTC in Having all the oxycodone on the planet
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    Hey thats a nice cat ^