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1. 2017-01-19 at 2:07 AM UTC

   #7581
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by reject Makes you wonder what those 22 countries did that was so bad we didn't deem them worthy

   
   Be total shitholes without significant resources by the looks of it
2. 2017-01-19 at 2:09 AM UTC

   #7582
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR You're going downhill fast boy. Your media is lying to you.
   
   You won't figure shit out and we will just go to war again as we always do. No biggie. I hope George Soros shits on your Pound one last time before he goes off on Europe.

   
   Last 2 wars Germany started didn't end too well for you guys
3. 2017-01-19 at 2:18 AM UTC

   #7583
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by reject Last 2 wars Germany started didn't end too well for you guys

   
   It took the whole world to join forces, though.
   
   1v1... Ha! Russia burned its own country down to escape us in their shitty winter.
   
   Do you really think some Muslims with ALDI bags can take us down? We aren't Britain, bro. We aren't addicted to jedi cock like you guys.
4. 2017-01-19 at 3:05 AM UTC

   #7584
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by RisiR It took the whole world to join forces, though.
   
   1v1… Ha! Russia burned its own country down to escape us in their shitty winter.
   
   Do you really think some Muslims with ALDI bags can take us down? We aren't Britain, bro. We aren't addicted to jedi cock like you guys.

   
   Obviously Slavs are untermenschen but to be fair, scorched earth was a pretty effective tactic.
5. 2017-01-19 at 3:07 AM UTC

   #7585
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by RisiR 1v1… Ha! Russia burned its own country down to escape us in their shitty winter.

   
   Tell us about freedom of speech or the extreme prosperity brought by EU that germans enjoy
6. 2017-01-19 at 3:27 AM UTC

   #7586
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Germans are some of the biggest cucks around, second only to Sweden.
7. 2017-01-19 at 10:43 AM UTC

   #7587
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I was having the most beautiful dream staring at 2 teenage chicks asses then my alarm went off :(
8. 2017-01-19 at 11:03 AM UTC

   #7588
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I've used an internal alarm for many years now, and it's smart enough to know when I'm having a kewl dream to delay itself.
9. 2017-01-19 at 11:16 AM UTC

   #7589
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I had to get up to go to the job centre.
   
   I also had a dream that I went to the docs about back pain to scam some pain meds and I got really excited when she got out her prescription book and then I read it and it fucking said Stimpaks because I've been playing fallout so much recently.
   
   I wanted fucking opiates, not Stimpaks
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10. 2017-01-19 at 11:29 AM UTC

    #7590
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by reject I had to get up to go to the job centre.
    
    I also had a dream that I went to the docs about back pain to scam some pain meds and I got really excited when she got out her prescription book and then I read it and it fucking said Stimpaks because I've been playing fallout so much recently.
    
    I wanted fucking opiates, not Stimpaks

    
    No opiates. Only Stimpaks.
    
    
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    • The Self Taught Man
11. 2017-01-19 at 11:55 AM UTC

    #7591
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Standing in line to buy codeine and some old CUNT just blatantly cut in front of me. Fucking rude
12. 2017-01-19 at 12:02 PM UTC

    #7592
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sucker punch that bitch. Papa don't play.
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    • The Self Taught Man
13. 2017-01-19 at 12:07 PM UTC

    #7593
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I also still have no fucking clue what my pin code is which makes me think either my cards been cancelled, it's been cloned or I'm just a real dumbass
14. 2017-01-19 at 12:14 PM UTC

    #7594
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hmmm. I had that happen to me at my last job. Used a 4-digit code to clock in and out and I went to clock out one day and it said it didn't recognize my number. I had done it subconsciously for so long that I sort of froze up and just kept putting in the same number and it kept telling me it was wrong, so I started doing different combinations of the same numbers and they were all wrong. Turns out that I, in fact, was a dumbass and just randomly forgot my fucking code that I had put in hundreds of times. I blame...drugs?
15. 2017-01-19 at 12:39 PM UTC

    #7595
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Well, another Thursday.
16. 2017-01-19 at 1:38 PM UTC

    #7596
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    GOD BLESS YOU TAPEWORM!! EVEN STUFF THATS NOT FOOD!!
    
    (like a blender)
    
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Osg61kyF3pE
17. 2017-01-19 at 1:42 PM UTC

    #7597
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yes. YES. I wish to be FILLED to the BRIM with tapeworms. I want them DRIPPING AND LEAKING out of my holes. ALL OF MY HOLES.
    
    garbage pail brick yard cement nails nails
    tools rust screws nuts industrial scales
    bridge water metal hard support beam beam
    hard hat steel toe duct tape steam
    
    key-stroke keystone keylime pie
    buttersworth jemima 4th of july
    milk and honey milk and honey milk and honey; egg
    frankincense frankincense the mannequein's leg
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    • SpatianHaigency
18. 2017-01-19 at 2:12 PM UTC

    #7598
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    the chemist cooked crack cocaine in a crime lab at night while working overtime.

    
    I could see him saying "it just seemed appropriate"
19. 2017-01-19 at 2:19 PM UTC

    #7599
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Hmmm. I had that happen to me at my last job. Used a 4-digit code to clock in and out and I went to clock out one day and it said it didn't recognize my number. I had done it subconsciously for so long that I sort of froze up and just kept putting in the same number and it kept telling me it was wrong, so I started doing different combinations of the same numbers and they were all wrong. Turns out that I, in fact, was a dumbass and just randomly forgot my fucking code that I had put in hundreds of times. I blame…drugs?

    
    I blame sobriety, never had a problem remembering it when I was on drugs.
    
    I think I might have remembered it so I've written it down, it's close to what I was trying to put in but the numbers in a different order. I've probably blocked myself out of it by now anyway
20. 2017-01-19 at 2:50 PM UTC

    #7600
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Holy fuck I love the Irish. I've complained about the hens I work with clucking and there never being any peace during smoke breaks.
    
    Im about to walk outside and this Irish guy I work with is like "Hope ya brought earplugs there's tree of them out there yacking now" I just went back upstairs and we both laughed
    
    And then he was talking to this other guy the day before and the guy said when he was on vacation his wife won't let him drink so the Irish guy says
    
    "Just slap her and tell her to stay home"