Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-01-21 at 3:25 AM UTC in I once gave my dogs pepsi.
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   One didnt want it, the other drank it.
2. 2017-01-21 at 2:58 AM UTC in Last night I jacked my dick so hard, I flung my load across the room, wo-oaaahh, Woa-o-OOAAHHH
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   ghis gonna best day of my life, my lieeffe
3. 2017-01-21 at 2:48 AM UTC in please state the nature of the medical emergency
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   Semen buildup
4. 2017-01-21 at 2:37 AM UTC in Donald Fuckin Trump
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   Coming to a billboard near you (?)
5. 2017-01-21 at 2:34 AM UTC in Shitfucker University.
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   Pick a degree you'd like, take my easy ass class/qualification and I'll litterally give you a certificate from Shutfucker University, headquaters: my room. Its absolutely free.
6. 2017-01-21 at 1:46 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   Honestly I was most offended by you thinking I was short. I'm pretty average height, probably 6' in the morning and shrinking progressively through the day. I am quite freckly and in the right light I look a bit ginger and my beard if I grew one would be full on ginger but I try to hide it. Brown haired people having ginger beards is quite a common thing tho. I just like to think I have a soul.
   
   I'll post pix of my cat but never myself. I'm not a photogenic person
7. 2017-01-21 at 1:35 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   Originally posted by Brain surgeon well you always be getting me aroused with your sexy little ass, I wonder if you look anything like the image i have in my head of you.
   
   5'5" maybe 5'6", about 135 pounds, black/dark brown hair thats like shortish but shaggy and usually unkempt. Its hard to describe the face i see, pale with a narrow nose, somewhat big ears that are hidden by the hair, medium-thin lips with a wispy mustache and goatee and you need a shave and probably a shower? Im sorry if any of that sounded mean just trying to ddescribe the image i have in my head wich obviously has no basis in reality.

   
   5'11, about 135lbs, fairly light brown hair (when I got accused of shoplifting someone said I was "ginger" FUCK YOU), currently shaggy and unkempt cos I haven't had it shaved in a while and it's winter so it keeps my head warm, no big ears I'm not Noddy, medium lips and no tash or goatee cos if I grow a beard it's fucking GINGER so I clean shave unless I'm not going anywhere for a while. Very pale and pasty like a true Brit, average nose, probably slightly closer to a nigger nose than narrow but it's hard to judge.
   
   So you're actually pretty close
8. 2017-01-21 at 1:30 AM UTC in What do you guys think of this song?
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   Fuck you Staind have a couple of good songs
9. 2017-01-21 at 1:28 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   if he really liked us he'd show us what he looks like
10. 2017-01-21 at 1:22 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    wait an sc
11. 2017-01-21 at 1:19 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    I try to get everyone aroused
12. 2017-01-21 at 1:17 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    Everyone chill. I don't think any of us realistically have the moral high ground over anyone else. We're all degenerates of equal stature
13. 2017-01-21 at 1:13 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    Moar kitteh
    
    
14. 2017-01-21 at 12:44 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    Kitteh
    
    
15. 2017-01-21 at 12:11 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    Bill Krozby. It's what he's been training for
16. 2017-01-21 at 12:08 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    As a responsible sporting governing body, we have banned the use of performance enhancing drugs, including doping agents. Any competitor may be subject to drug testing, people may be chosen at random, or targeted in the case of any allegations. We reserve the right to give any competitor a drug test, and in case of refusal, the competitor may be disqualified. Swaton Micro Brewery “Happy Jack” real ale is a permitted and indeed recommended, substance.
17. 2017-01-21 at 12:06 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    Actually it's the World Egg Throwing Championship.
    
    Other activities include Russian Roulegg and the World Egg Trebuchet Challenge
18. 2017-01-21 at 12:03 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvERHiTfx9w
    
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrtXl9xgh9M
    
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts3-eBuaVqg
19. 2017-01-21 at 12:03 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    In my county they have an egg throwing contest.
20. 2017-01-20 at 11:51 PM UTC in T H E 卍 F I R E 卍 R I S E S
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    He's gonna give you a job.