Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-01-21 at 5:14 AM UTC in bitchslapping forum members on video then posting
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   this should be a trend that we do. one member finds another member in public and just videotapes themselves slapping the shit out of them and yelling "JEFF HUNTER WAS HERE" or something, then posting the video. it would be hilarious and i wouldn't even be mad if someone did it to me. i can probably do this to lanny at some point.
2. 2017-01-21 at 5:13 AM UTC in how to get F U C K E D U P off 3 beers?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by greenplastic a hefty dose of benzos should do the trick

   
   "i have no other drugs"
3. 2017-01-21 at 5:12 AM UTC in how to get F U C K E D U P off 3 beers?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   a hefty dose of benzos should do the trick
4. 2017-01-21 at 5:09 AM UTC in how to get F U C K E D U P off 3 beers?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   *trucks
5. 2017-01-21 at 5:04 AM UTC in how to get F U C K E D U P off 3 beers?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   help i have no other drugs
6. 2017-01-21 at 4:54 AM UTC in best way to become an hero
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   murder your worst enemy then whole gram fentanyl analog + whole gram benzo analog
7. 2017-01-21 at 4:51 AM UTC in best way to become an hero
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   nitrogen
8. 2017-01-21 at 4:45 AM UTC in Shitfucker University.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'll take 1 phD in shitfucking plox
9. 2017-01-21 at 4:45 AM UTC in best way to become an hero
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Skydive without parachute

   
   I wonder how long you'd live after you hit the ground. Like if your brain wasn't destroyed, would you basically just shatter every bone in your body and like rupture all your organs? I can't imagine that would be too pleasant and you might have a really terrible 20 seconds or so.
10. 2017-01-21 at 4:37 AM UTC in best way to become an hero
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    how would you do? Personally I'd probably go buy like 100 bucks of heroin and like 20 xanax bars. Then I'd get stoned as fuck, start doing the heroin til I was nodding hard, then down the bars and go lay down.
    
    Either that or shoot myself after I murdered my worst enemy, if it would be hard to get away afterwards. I wouldn't want to risk getting arrested and having to go to jail for 20 years. Fuck that.
11. 2017-01-21 at 4:23 AM UTC in Last night I jacked my dick so hard, I flung my load across the room, wo-oaaahh, Woa-o-OOAAHHH
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    once i had sex with a girl when i was 19 and the lights were off and when the lights got turned back on and i finished and pulled out the condom was on the other side of the room. no clue how that happened since we were sober and the sex wasn't even particularly crazy
12. 2017-01-21 at 4:22 AM UTC in botched omlet?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by snab_snib fucking kill yourself nigger

    
    quit being so negative breh
13. 2017-01-21 at 4:19 AM UTC in botched omlet?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    scrambled eggs.
14. 2017-01-21 at 4:03 AM UTC in Shitfucker University.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Watch this video and you pass
    
    
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VDyTgr5zChA
15. 2017-01-21 at 4:01 AM UTC in When ur mum locks u out n ur on fuckin tag omg
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    that ripe cunt
16. 2017-01-21 at 3:59 AM UTC in Donald Fuckin Trump
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    Cumming.
17. 2017-01-21 at 3:59 AM UTC in Shitfucker University.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Hotel motel management.
18. 2017-01-21 at 3:46 AM UTC in I once gave my dogs pepsi.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    idk
19. 2017-01-21 at 3:41 AM UTC in What if cars could run on our piss
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Would people piss in their gas tanks? Drink more water?
20. 2017-01-21 at 3:29 AM UTC in I once gave my dogs pepsi.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    you look skinneir. you lost weight?