Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-01-22 at 2:26 AM UTC in fuck trump
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   *goes off on one about how you can't be "more" native*
   
   Fill in the rest of the argument in your head as you wish.
2. 2017-01-22 at 2:25 AM UTC in Alcohol under 21 No ID (easy)
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by snab_snib i'm pretty sure your IQ is about 80

   
   just another one of your poorly developed and factually inaccurate theories
   
   pity for the common man :,(
3. 2017-01-22 at 2:24 AM UTC in wen btc crashd
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Will be bro. This wait for money is fucking killing me.
4. 2017-01-22 at 2:23 AM UTC in fuck trump
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   As the only native English speaker here, I'd like to say you're all retards.
5. 2017-01-22 at 2:23 AM UTC in Alcohol under 21 No ID (easy)
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   thank you creative genius
6. 2017-01-22 at 2:21 AM UTC in Alcohol under 21 No ID (easy)
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by BobTheStoner Not analogous at all.

   
   Yea but I'm also not 13 anymore planning to drink vanilla extract to get a bit drunk
7. 2017-01-22 at 2:14 AM UTC in Alcohol under 21 No ID (easy)
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by blackbird I like the taste of vanilla extract.

   
   I like the smell of gas but I don't go around huffing it
8. 2017-01-22 at 1:44 AM UTC in best rc benzo or similar
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice "And so it begins…"

   
   Lol yea well it's not like I haven't been here before. Hmmm didn't think of the xanax powder, I think I like etizolam a little better though because it doesn't seem to affect my memory as much.
9. 2017-01-22 at 1:42 AM UTC in Alcohol under 21 No ID (easy)
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You can actually just make a half assed fake I.D. yourself on paint and put it under the clear plastic in a wallet and flash it if you get asked. If they ask you take it out act like you cant get it out and say the pleather must have got melted stuck when you left it in your pocket and it went in the dryer one time.
   
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10. 2017-01-22 at 1:40 AM UTC in Alcohol under 21 No ID (easy)
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Also isopropyl alcohol is absolutely fine to drink. Stop being a pussy
11. 2017-01-22 at 1:24 AM UTC in Alcohol under 21 No ID (easy)
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    Dude just get some clear hand sanitizer, put a cup of salt in it, shake it for ten minutes, and enhancement it through cheesecloth
    
    Results in 70% alcohol
12. 2017-01-22 at 1:14 AM UTC in Alcohol under 21 No ID (easy)
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    Even when I was 15 I wouldn't do this, I'd just get someone old enough to buy it for me
13. 2017-01-22 at 12:58 AM UTC in AYYY what do u guys think of aliens? LMAO
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    I actually spoke to aliens once about 10 years ago. They said they were monitoring the earth and I was one of their chosen subjects to study. They said they wouldn't directly interfere in my life but they would always make sure I was ok and things work out at least not for the bad.
    
    Now, whether this truly happened I can't be 100% sure, but since then I haven't died even tho I'm sure there are times I should have and everything that's happened to me has worked out ok in the end, at least a neutral ending. So who knows, maybe I am blessed with alien guardian angels
14. 2017-01-22 at 12:46 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    I was homeless during the winter of 2015 and it was so cold I couldn't sleep without drinking
    
    Now I never get cold
    
    The Crouton probably helps too
15. 2017-01-22 at 12:38 AM UTC in wen btc crashd
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    Lick me some btc til Wednesday and I'll buy a halfy of hash and send you a bit
16. 2017-01-22 at 12:21 AM UTC in best rc benzo or similar
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    You'll blackout on any benzo as long as you're not a pussy and only low dose
17. 2017-01-22 at 12:20 AM UTC in Rare metals in the universe.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by snab_snib one more reason to build a orbital ring space elevator and lasso asteroids. a single asteroid might have ten trillion dollars worth of palladium, which i'm sure we can do cools stuff with.
    
    what use is palladium?

    
    Electroreduction of pseudoephedrine
18. 2017-01-22 at 12:17 AM UTC in best rc benzo or similar
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    is there anything better than etizolam for being euphoric and "clean" in the sense that i don't blackout while on it? etizolam is better than any pharmaceutical benzo i've tried (and i've tried my fare share) in both regards but it's also like the only one i've tried so maybe there's better shit out there.
19. 2017-01-22 at 12:17 AM UTC in sum1` lick me a co2 pistol
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Use this instead
    
    
20. 2017-01-22 at 12:16 AM UTC in new ultra covert way to ask your coke dealer if they're holding
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    my way is superior guys. sorry.