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2017-02-08 at 12:16 AM UTC in Do you steal?

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I steal hearts.

Example: a girl at work is married and she asked to be my girlfriend today.

Post last edited by SCronaldo_J_Trump at 2017-02-08T00:18:49.602440+00:00

2017-02-08 at 12:14 AM UTC in Isnt gravity just a density specific feild?

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Originally posted by a·nom·a·ly I mean both objects fall towards the earths center. And object on earth falls towards the center. Damn you are pretty dense if you dont understand that.

They don't. depends on the reference frame, but the point of attraction is at the center of mass between the two objects.

Not really helpful or meaningful to the conversation but ok.

It's very meaningful and helpful. What you are saying is omitting a lot of very important considerations regarding the mechanism by which gravity functions.

This is kind of stupid though. I mean the Earth naturally contains iodine but it also contains other things less or more dense than iodine. So to say an iodine crystal is more dense than the earth is sort of ignorant of what the earth actually is imo. Also just so you know density of iodine is 4.93 g/cm³ and density of the earth is 5.51 g/cm³ so no, an iodine crystal is not more dense than the earth.

The densest object in the solar system appears to be your skull, because the basic point does not seem to be capable of penetrating it: by definition, the density of an object is its mass per unit volume.

The volume of the earth is composed of things that are more or less dense than iodine, and most of it is less dense than iodine. The overall density of the earth thus happens to be lower than the density of a single iodine crystal.

The density of aluminum is known to be 2.70 g/cm3. The mean density of the suns core is 150 g/cm3.

You didn't say the core. The density of the sun at large is about 1.41g/cm3

Yeah dude, I dont understand them. But I seem to understand them more then you considering you actually think that you know anything about physics then spout out bullshit about aluminum and the sun. I guess I was wrong. The sun isnt the most dense object in the solar system. Its you.

Shit, you beat me to the joke. Still gucci tho.

Obviously the mechanism of their action is not alike but they are both feilds. It still doesnt answer my question and is redundant to post because I already knew both those things.

Your question is retarded and makes no sense. The action of gravity has literally nothing to do with density, but your question is simply the ravings of an idiot who does not understand the basic scientific terms involved.

Well this was a fun waste of time. Here I was thinking you might actually have something interesting or intelligent to post but in the end it appears that you really have no clue what you are talking about but really want to seem like you do.

Don't get mad when I point out ur a dummy, kid.

Post last edited by Captain Falcon at 2017-02-08T00:44:52.125136+00:00

2017-02-08 at 12:09 AM UTC in Do you steal?

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I'm pretty sure most big companies are insured against theft so they don't even really lose anything anyway.

We stole so much from one store we made them start putting on fake tags on the bottles and install fake sensors at the entrance. They were so obviously fake it was laughable

2017-02-08 at 12:09 AM UTC in MA TYPIN STYLEE *+i luv it*+

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I couldn't do if I tried

2017-02-07 at 11:40 PM UTC in i wona go sic but i cont

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Graf u say

2017-02-07 at 11:39 PM UTC in Bill Krozby ultimate fag DO U LIEK Y/N?

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Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^I like tort and bradley b.

Nobody likes bling bling. He cams up but doesn't show his face, he doesn't talk to anyone, he just blares reggae over his phone during other peoples videos/conversations. And muting him doesn't work since his connection on his phone goes out every 5 minutes so he just keeps coming back in and blasting reggae.

Thats why he gets banned all the time.

Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-02-07T23:00:04.799088+00:00

Hahahaha trolled

TC is so fucked nobody can mod anyone except two homosexual retards that are essentially bricks with eyes. I asked to get modded in fucking NOVEMBER!! back when it was me/sploo/roshambo so I can mod them and because we are the only users of this site who aren't fuck taded we actually go there and hang out.

But no, every time I go there its the same 3-4 faggot idiots and I scream "THEY'RE STILL ALIVE?!" Fucking die already. Maybe I'll ask them to mod me.

Here's the response I get :

"DEEERPAAADEWWWW!!!! *bablebablebableueueueueueu*"

Fucking retards. Fuck TC.

2017-02-07 at 11:34 PM UTC in SnabSnip has a micropenis

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Its Sib sab

2017-02-07 at 11:33 PM UTC in Do you steal?

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I used to steal hundreds of dollars worth of bundy and benadryl from various stores. They would look me right in the eyes as I walk out and never tried to stop me.

But I used to buy 20 boxes at a time so really its their fault for selling such shitty drugs over the counter like that.

2017-02-07 at 11:30 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

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This is your job.

2017-02-07 at 11:28 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

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I was at work you hippie.

2017-02-07 at 11:27 PM UTC in y its btc beign wired

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^ I dont think so

2017-02-07 at 11:22 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

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Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump lets cook some crack cocaine nihggifjduiouiojiorftgh8ouhunfj890j903tjigjgjhifgjhdfjndfjhnef RUMPLE STIKSKON COOKING OH SHITR!11rtey5343t4

Where were you earlier when we needed a front page flush you nigger

2017-02-07 at 11:21 PM UTC in Do you steal?

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Originally posted by mmQ It's true. Despite its illegality stealing is many times easily justified and proper. As long as there is a large wage disperancy there will be theft.

Truthfully it's fun for everyone. The thrill of taking, the thrill of catching. There's so much stagnant money sitting out there ripe for the picking. As reject said it's a matter of taking from the right people- I say people that don't notice or people that don't care.

Oh boy is it fun.

That slight adrenaline rush you get as you walk out the store with a few bottles and nobody stops you. It's addictive

2017-02-07 at 11:20 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

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400mg guaif. I think I exporcerated my pineal gland

2017-02-07 at 11:19 PM UTC in SnabSnip has a micropenis

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Negative length.

2017-02-07 at 11:06 PM UTC in SnabSnip has a micropenis

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Originally posted by mmQ What the fuck is negative length?

A VAGINA

2017-02-07 at 11:05 PM UTC in Do you steal?

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There's nothing morally wrong with stealing from big national/multinational companies.

Stealing from small independent shops is wrong. Stealing from some people is wrong but from others it's morally acceptable, or even encouraged. If I ever went back to my dad's I'd steal all his partners morphine and other painkillers to leave her in pain and that would be ok.

2017-02-07 at 10:41 PM UTC in Do you steal?

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Originally posted by Captain Falcon Yeah but that would require learning a skill, doing honest work, and being a positive contributor to society… and we can't be having that now, can we?

I laughed a bit at 'learning a skill.' It's sooooo fucking easy. Sand. Replace knobs. Make sure everything is sturdy and works well. Paint. Finishing touches. You can do a dresser in a week or two with starting materials at ~100 if you're buying a cheap sander. Sell that for 250 EASY. People love the rustic-vintage-weathered look. I once sold a 600 dollar dining table (6-seater) which I picked up off someone's curb. Was gonna list it for 300 which was my usual, so I'm glad I didn't list a price.

There are a million things you can do like this instead of stealing and risking a few years in prison and *another* felony on your record. Listen to me and one day you can be in a heated massage recliner like me, sipping on cheap 12 dollar flavored vodka before your kids get home from private school.

2017-02-07 at 10:38 PM UTC in SnabSnip has a micropenis

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Originally posted by blackbird If you were fat and you had a micropenis your penis would have negative length.

A vagina?

2017-02-07 at 10:31 PM UTC in Do you steal?

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Originally posted by blackbird I steal if I see an opportunity to. I only shoplift really, I don’t steal from individual people. There’s like a sense of accomplishment when you lift something that you just don’t feel when I just buy it.

When I was in school I was kinda a klepto. I used to steal random shit from class that I would never have any use for. I did steal a TI-83, probably the best thing I ever got from there.

In my senior year of highschool I for some reason had my friend's calculator. I think he told me to hold onto it because he didn't have a backpack or something, and then forgot he did, and I forgot he did. I took it home and it sat in my schoolbag for two years before I figured it out, remembered he was an asshole anyway and sold it on ebay. I think it was a silver TI-83 though I'm not 100% that wasn't the one that was mine since I sold both of them.

This is your calculator on drugs.

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