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2017-02-07 at 10:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Yeah but that would require learning a skill, doing honest work, and being a positive contributor to society… and we can't be having that now, can we?
I laughed a bit at 'learning a skill.' It's sooooo fucking easy. Sand. Replace knobs. Make sure everything is sturdy and works well. Paint. Finishing touches. You can do a dresser in a week or two with starting materials at ~100 if you're buying a cheap sander. Sell that for 250 EASY. People love the rustic-vintage-weathered look. I once sold a 600 dollar dining table (6-seater) which I picked up off someone's curb. Was gonna list it for 300 which was my usual, so I'm glad I didn't list a price.
There are a million things you can do like this instead of stealing and risking a few years in prison and *another* felony on your record. Listen to me and one day you can be in a heated massage recliner like me, sipping on cheap 12 dollar flavored vodka before your kids get home from private school. -
2017-02-07 at 10:45 PM UTCI once stole 2k in cash, ent up getting caught and did 3.5 years of probation for it. Klonopin is a hell of a drug!
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2017-02-07 at 10:58 PM UTCI've stolen a lot of shit in my day for the sake of YOLO I tell myself.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-02-07 at 11:05 PM UTCI'm actually not that big of a stealer guy, but I've often had security follow me around as like I am stealing when I'm totally not.
Several years ago I went into a cvs and put a 24oz in my pocket and made it out the door and these 2 security guys followed me out and were making a big deal about a 2.15 brew. And I asked them, hey this is like 2 bucks can I just give it back to you and go?
And they said yeah, but next time ur going to jail. 2.15 isn't an arrestable offense. The worse they can do to you is call the pigs and you get a ticket to go the municipal court..
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2017-02-07 at 11:05 PM UTCThere's nothing morally wrong with stealing from big national/multinational companies.
Stealing from small independent shops is wrong. Stealing from some people is wrong but from others it's morally acceptable, or even encouraged. If I ever went back to my dad's I'd steal all his partners morphine and other painkillers to leave her in pain and that would be ok. -
2017-02-07 at 11:11 PM UTCIt's true. Despite its illegality stealing is many times easily justified and proper. As long as there is a large wage disperancy there will be theft.
Truthfully it's fun for everyone. The thrill of taking, the thrill of catching. There's so much stagnant money sitting out there ripe for the picking. As reject said it's a matter of taking from the right people- I say people that don't notice or people that don't care.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-02-07 at 11:12 PM UTCAbout a year ago, I went to walgreens at like 3 in the morning to go get some ephedrine from the pharmacist, and I also paid for some pringles at his register.
I even acknowledged the guy at the front register as I walked in as to not seem shady, giving him a head nod.
When I left the store and was walking to the other side of the street, this black dude and some other guy that worked there was like "hey you were are you going?!" and I said "home" and kept walking they started running after me and I was doing like a light jog just to fuck with them. All of a sudden I stopped and stood there and the black dude took off his shirt like he was going to beat my ass and I just whipped out my receipt and handed it to the dude that still had his shirt on and I said go fuck yourself you idiots.
So for the next month whenever I went in the store drunk, I would start ragging on the black dude, "ooooh its the guy tried to beat me up for stealing!" hahahaha
we're cool with each other now -
2017-02-07 at 11:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ It's true. Despite its illegality stealing is many times easily justified and proper. As long as there is a large wage disperancy there will be theft.
Truthfully it's fun for everyone. The thrill of taking, the thrill of catching. There's so much stagnant money sitting out there ripe for the picking. As reject said it's a matter of taking from the right people- I say people that don't notice or people that don't care.
Oh boy is it fun.
That slight adrenaline rush you get as you walk out the store with a few bottles and nobody stops you. It's addictive -
2017-02-07 at 11:33 PM UTCI used to steal hundreds of dollars worth of bundy and benadryl from various stores. They would look me right in the eyes as I walk out and never tried to stop me.
But I used to buy 20 boxes at a time so really its their fault for selling such shitty drugs over the counter like that.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-02-07 at 11:46 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby I once stole 2k in cash, ent up getting caught and did 3.5 years of probation for it. Klonopin is a hell of a drug!
i know of a homo that stole 6-figures, give or take, along with some of his co-workers from his job. before the authorities could prosecute him he died of aids. his boyfriend/husband got to keep the money and to this day still lives in the house he bought with the stolen cash. true story. -
2017-02-07 at 11:49 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby About a year ago, I went to walgreens at like 3 in the morning to go get some ephedrine from the pharmacist, and I also paid for some pringles at his register.
I even acknowledged the guy at the front register as I walked in as to not seem shady, giving him a head nod.
When I left the store and was walking to the other side of the street, this black dude and some other guy that worked there was like "hey you were are you going?!" and I said "home" and kept walking they started running after me and I was doing like a light jog just to fuck with them. All of a sudden I stopped and stood there and the black dude took off his shirt like he was going to beat my ass and I just whipped out my receipt and handed it to the dude that still had his shirt on and I said go fuck yourself you idiots.
So for the next month whenever I went in the store drunk, I would start ragging on the black dude, "ooooh its the guy tried to beat me up for stealing!" hahahaha
we're cool with each other now
if you hadnt stolen anything you should have let them do whatever they wanted to you. (its not like you havent sold your ass before...after that, nothing else is any less degrading)
you would have been the latest winner of the nigger lottery. -
2017-02-07 at 11:51 PM UTCHey Bill have you ever seen the inside of a cockpit?
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2017-02-08 at 12:02 AM UTC
Originally posted by Discount Whore Seriously though the level of delusion in these justifications is mindblowing. At least for reject who lives in the UK it's just a slap on the wrist if you get caught. Bill Krozby risked several years of incarceration for $1,000. You could easily make 3x in a year that by just picking up a side job refinishing old furniture from flea markets and selling it at premium on Craigslist and the like. Very easy, rewarding work.
yeah, while it was easy to steal from my old employer and i saved quite a bit of money supporting a habit as shitty as nicotine, it isn't really worth the potential risk. that's the same reason i stopped selling drugs. sure, selling acid is good money to a teenager who has never had a job before, but if you get caught and booked for felony charges, think about how you kill your chances for legitimate earnings in the future. it's fun to be able to buy food, smokes, and drugs essentially for free, but it doesn't really instill a good work ethic in someone and to be honest i was more scared of getting caught by my parents than the law
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2017-02-08 at 12:04 AM UTC
Originally posted by reject There's nothing morally wrong with stealing from big national/multinational companies.
Stealing from small independent shops is wrong. Stealing from some people is wrong but from others it's morally acceptable, or even encouraged. If I ever went back to my dad's I'd steal all his partners morphine and other painkillers to leave her in pain and that would be ok.
true.
large stores set their prices to take full advantage of the consumer...generally those that can least afford it. the markup on some things is absurd. an item that costs $2 to make is wholly unjustified in being advertised/sold for $50. i-phones that cost $140 to produce being sold for $800? what the shit?
i would never steal...but if i ever did, id specifically leave alone locally-owned shops, like 'ace hardware' and generously focus on jude ripoff shops like homo depot. i hate that place...and how they rip people off. for example, there is a tool box theyre selling for $25.00-ish that i know costs about $3.00 to produce, including labor. they seriously need to rip people off for that much profit? fucking jedis. and target. those faggot-fucks ...if i shoplifted i would shoplift there, even though there is literally not one thing i want enough from that place to buy, much less steal.
i cant say for certain, but i have a belief that a certain big-box store formerly located near where i live, which was infested with der juden, went out of business due to uncontrolled shoplifting of so many items their profits couldnt keep up. things were removed from the shelf, snuck out of the store, and literally dropped into the trash can at the outside of the doors. funny story i heard: a group of shoplifters 'shoplifted' bolt cutters and other tools from the tool section, brought them into the bathroom and hid them in the drop-ceiling, then about an hour before the store closed hid. several hours after closing, they emerged from their hiding places, retrieved the items they hid, then used them to liberate expensive electronics and sporting goods items that were tied down with security wires. this was back before video cameras, but the motion sensors went off and cut short their festivities. the irony was...the alarm didnt go off until the jedielry section was raided...and they didnt even want any jedielry; they ran out of stuff they actually wanted. -
2017-02-08 at 12:05 AM UTC
Originally posted by blackbird I steal if I see an opportunity to. I only shoplift really, I don’t steal from individual people. There’s like a sense of accomplishment when you lift something that you just don’t feel when I just buy it.
When I was in school I was kinda a klepto. I used to steal random shit from class that I would never have any use for. I did steal a TI-83, probably the best thing I ever got from there.
i nicked one from my middle school as well, it was a damn good calculator and i was sad whenever it shit out -
2017-02-08 at 12:09 AM UTCI'm pretty sure most big companies are insured against theft so they don't even really lose anything anyway.
We stole so much from one store we made them start putting on fake tags on the bottles and install fake sensors at the entrance. They were so obviously fake it was laughable -
2017-02-08 at 12:16 AM UTCI steal hearts.
Example: a girl at work is married and she asked to be my girlfriend today.
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2017-02-08 at 12:17 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock if you hadnt stolen anything you should have let them do whatever they wanted to you. (its not like you havent sold your ass before…after that, nothing else is any less degrading)
you would have been the latest winner of the nigger lottery.
I didn't want any trouble because I was drunk and I have legal problems and hate talking to cops, i get what you're saying but things like that can backfire
i try to mind my p's and q's as much as I can these days since I'm on probation and am under a lot of scrutiny -
2017-02-08 at 1:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by Discount Whore Seriously though the level of delusion in these justifications is mindblowing. At least for reject who lives in the UK it's just a slap on the wrist if you get caught. Bill Krozby risked several years of incarceration for $1,000. You could easily make 3x in a year that by just picking up a side job refinishing old furniture from flea markets and selling it at premium on Craigslist and the like. Very easy, rewarding work.
Way to talk out of your ass, you can steal up to 2k and only get a state jail felony which isn't prison and which isn't years.
Like worse that can happen is you do six months or get a few years probation. And I didn't steal 1k all at one time
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2017-02-08 at 2:43 AM UTC
