Who runs this fucking shithole?

1. 2017-01-02 at 9:01 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
   I doubt he can play chess either lol. But that sounds smarter.
2. 2017-01-02 at 9:07 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump You can either hang out in the yard and lift or read and play chess. This fucking retard picks the yard.

   
   I didn't watch the video but is it the one where the food monkey calls him Britney and he smiles and nods?
   
   Dude is fu-hucked.
3. 2017-01-02 at 9:17 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
   Yeah, the very same. I've been in jail over night a few times. The time I kept to myself. The next 2 I realized it wasn't a dangerous place and bullshitting sharing crazy stories helps pass the time. The point is, when alone, in a new and potentially dangerous environment, my instincts told me to blend in as much as I could. The dudes on the cook line, I would have just ignored.
4. 2017-02-06 at 9:58 AM UTC

   #24
   

   a·nom·a·ly Houston
   I really let this thread go. So tell me you raging homosexuals, who is top fucking dog?
5. 2017-02-06 at 11:10 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
   U wot m8?
6. 2017-02-06 at 11:13 AM UTC

   #26
   

   a·nom·a·ly Houston
   o dam
7. 2017-02-06 at 12:38 PM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Zimmy
8. 2017-02-06 at 3:31 PM UTC

   #28
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Certainly not the fat guys.. get it?!?!? RUNNING? FAT GUYS?????
9. 2017-02-06 at 4:03 PM UTC

   #29
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Semiazas I've been in jail over night a few times.

   
   Daaang Semi you go HARD
   
   
   
10. 2017-02-08 at 1:29 AM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Fuck over night I OWN THE JAIL NIGGA
11. 2017-02-09 at 4:45 AM UTC

    #31
    

    Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    Never said I did. I was merely pointing out my instincts told me to keep a low profile until I had a better feel for the situation.
12. 2017-02-09 at 4:47 AM UTC

    #32
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Semiazas Never said I did. I was merely pointing out my instincts told me to keep a low profile until I had a better feel for the situation.

    
    Did you cry?
13. 2017-02-09 at 4:50 AM UTC

    #33
    

    Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    Nope. I was terrified on the ride to the station. I didn't know the the the minor offenders in different cells than the violent ones. I didn't know anything, so I just say on the floor for a few hours. Someone asked me why I was there and I bullshitted til my friends baild me out.
14. 2017-02-09 at 5:53 AM UTC

    #34
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Semiazas I didn't know the the the minor offenders

    
    Calm down m8 :D
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15. 2017-02-09 at 5:56 AM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This is my world bitch, and I allow you to persist in it.
16. 2017-02-09 at 6:38 AM UTC

    #36
    

    Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    The the the the the the....sorry, stroke talking. Where's malice when you need him?
17. 2017-02-09 at 8:26 AM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Semiazas 6 years for possession. He def had priors, but shit. That's why what prison does, for most people, is create worse criminals. The cream puff is lucky he didn't go a real jail. He's gonna get made a bitch either way. Even the fag nazis won't take him. And I know he's not fit, but 240? I don't even know my max because it only goes to 415, which I can rep.

    
    He had to be doing it wrong or something because Jesus Christ. How can you be that weak?
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18. 2017-02-09 at 8:33 AM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lol not using free weights in 2017. What a bitch.
19. 2017-02-09 at 6:36 PM UTC

    #39
    

    infinityshock Black Hole
    all you jailbirds post the stories of when you took it in the tailpipe...and was your husband a member of the bloods, crips, or other nigger gang...and how much you charge to loan out your orifices now.
    
    I have a honey bun and a whole bunch 'a cigarettes...
20. 2017-02-09 at 11:12 PM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Calm down m8 :D

    
    Hahahaha.... looks like Britney's still excited about her sleep over in the pen. LOL.
    
    No offense, Semi. I'm just fucking around.
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