Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-02-11 at 6:08 AM UTC in ITT: You self diagnose a mental illness.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie I definitely have autism and/or assburgers. Hbu?

   
   Autistic people aren't chatty, so it'd have to be assburgers.
2. 2017-02-11 at 5:53 AM UTC in Phone broke, anyone have a recommendation for a phablet?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie Sure, but i find this easier to deal with than over-zealous mods. And i know i am one to talk but i have problems with authority.

   
   I agree, I hate mods too. That's why we have self moderation here. This site is our site. So lets just stop dicking on the freds, I think.
3. 2017-02-11 at 5:52 AM UTC in Phone broke, anyone have a recommendation for a phablet?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby Hey you're part of it, so get off your high horse. And you're on thin ice with me buddy, I still resent that comment you made about me the other day.

   
   I'm not claiming to be innocent, but I try to generally keep topical alongside memeing.
   
   Also, it was meant as a compliment if you didn't catch my follow up comment. It's unorthodox but true.
4. 2017-02-11 at 5:44 AM UTC in I think I might go up to a random person and say a fortune cookie quote.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ This is why you hang out at fancy rich people churches. I still have a plan on spying out a nice rich elderly couple at church, following them home, and then putting a letter in their mailbox explaining how I'm poor and lost everything and I prayed and God just told me to write this letter and put it in this mailbox and please I don't know what I'm doing but I'm just trusting God and I'm in dire financial need etc etc and include a phone number or some way for them to contact me and then set up an interview and see if they'd meet up and give me a monetary donation if for no other reason than the God stuff.

   
   *bump*. I've got a great improvement to your plan. I'll tell u in secret.
   
   
5. 2017-02-11 at 5:41 AM UTC in Phone broke, anyone have a recommendation for a phablet?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie It's the age of the shitpost. I find it easier just to go with it.

   
   Yeah but everything turns into a pissing contest between a handful of jenkem freebasers trying to score D O P E B U R N Z on each other, like... just shut the fuck up and stop pissing all over every fred, make a u mad topic in B&M and move on.
6. 2017-02-11 at 5:33 AM UTC in went to a gentlmen's club last night
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7. 2017-02-11 at 5:33 AM UTC in went to a gentlmen's club last night
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump

   
   Beat me to it.
8. 2017-02-11 at 5:30 AM UTC in Phone broke, anyone have a recommendation for a phablet?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Can you fucking retards stay even mildly on topic... ever?
9. 2017-02-11 at 5:29 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Just took a gummy. Lets get this shit rolling boyz.
10. 2017-02-11 at 5:26 AM UTC in Site not secure?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie Everyone here is a fed. Trust no one. Not even yourself.

    
    
11. 2017-02-11 at 5:25 AM UTC in ITT: You self diagnose a mental illness.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    -anxiety
    -mild ocd
    -i might have a touch of mania, idk
    
    I wish I had erotomania and/or some kind of Truman show delusion.
12. 2017-02-11 at 5:25 AM UTC in Site not secure?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It's a well known fact that Lanny's penis is 800 furlongs in length and was used to measure the depth of the adriatic sea.
13. 2017-02-11 at 3:52 AM UTC in aldra is a piece of shit
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra try not to wake up.

    
    Try not to fuck your ching chong midget mother you baby dick rice nigger.
14. 2017-02-11 at 3:51 AM UTC in aldra is a piece of shit
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra that meme is fucking horrible
    
    if anyone's killing themselves it should be you

    
    It should be your race traiting parent. You fucking punk.
15. 2017-02-11 at 3:49 AM UTC in aldra is a piece of shit
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra that meme is fucking horrible
    
    if anyone's killing themselves it should be you

    
    I'm going to bed now. I'll probably sleep for about 7 to 9 hours but then I'll fucking. KILL. YOU. NIGGA.
16. 2017-02-11 at 3:47 AM UTC in aldra is a piece of shit
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Nah really. He can fuck himself. I'm just done with his shenanigans.
    
    When he comes back, which I doubt, because he's a fucking and already scared, I'll fuck him right in his fucking face.
    
    Thanking a post that tells me kill myself because I want to make sweet love to you outside?
    
    Ok. I'll kill him.
    
17. 2017-02-11 at 3:41 AM UTC in aldra is a piece of shit
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Bump.
18. 2017-02-11 at 3:40 AM UTC in Shit_snap
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    End everything else, to be honest. Bitch is as fat as fuck.
19. 2017-02-11 at 3:39 AM UTC in Shit_snap
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Your mother enjoys the taste of cock in her mouth.
20. 2017-02-11 at 3:38 AM UTC in Good night, white kikes
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    GOOD RIDDANCE SHITFUCKER!