Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-02-11 at 6:24 PM UTC in ATTN: Spectral
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   He actually met Jeff Hunter and took it in the ass and throat which is why he's always harping about the "TOTSE spirit" because he can't forget the night he got the totse spirit inside him forever.
2. 2017-02-11 at 6:23 PM UTC in ATTN: Spectral
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   I can't wait!
3. 2017-02-11 at 6:21 PM UTC in Sunny day, a walk, an old classmate, GETTING MUH DICK WET!
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   bundy makes my whongus stop working.
4. 2017-02-11 at 6:19 PM UTC in Foods/supplements to stay healthy
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   Fried Chicken and Amphetamines keeps me thin and sexy.
5. 2017-02-11 at 6:16 PM UTC in Calling somebody and/or their work "subpar"
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   Thanks, I'm gonna say this to someone on monday because he's really been pissing me off and telling him he's fucking up isn't working.
6. 2017-02-11 at 6:15 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
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   dont do it lanny hes a fake
7. 2017-02-11 at 6:11 PM UTC in Cash Me Outside How Bow Dah gurl tellz Dr Phil he would be nothing without her
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   I'd marry her
8. 2017-02-11 at 6:09 PM UTC in Programing firesticks for $$$$$$$$$
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   Gentleman Sticks
9. 2017-02-11 at 6:09 PM UTC in Etizolam
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   If its a tab that means its probably fake and you did no drugs.
10. 2017-02-11 at 6:02 PM UTC in Old Josef Mengele Documentary
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    Real nigga shit. Mengele really cuck'd the chosen people. More than Hitler if Hitler got away too. But this is an old video. These Nazis in South America were gangsters. Simon Weisenthal knew where he was but was afraid.
11. 2017-02-11 at 5:30 PM UTC in How do you normally dress?
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    Originally posted by TreyGowdy What is a nice watch that isn't a $20,000 rollex or some other absurd bullshit?

    
    Cerruti makes some nice looking pieces for cheap. 200 bucks gets you a nice looking watch.
    
    Tissot and Citizen offer some watches under 1000 that are great.
    
    This watch is pretty nice. It runs super accurate and looks nice. Great quality.
    
    https://www.amazon.com/Victorinox-241602-Maverick-Stainless-Bracelet/dp/B00D3LT1KI
12. 2017-02-11 at 5:30 PM UTC in Phone broke, anyone have a recommendation for a phablet?
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    Originally posted by Malice Oh, almost forgot, this is literally my ass, which I posted on Zoklet to wide critical acclaim. This is what squats do to you:
    
    
    
    
    

    
    K E K
13. 2017-02-11 at 4:53 PM UTC in How do you normally dress?
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    Ohh... yea, I also wear watches.
14. 2017-02-11 at 4:50 PM UTC in How do you normally dress?
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    Also:
    
15. 2017-02-11 at 4:49 PM UTC in How do you normally dress?
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    Originally posted by infinityshock they fit-ish. depending on what im doing. if im doing something requiring some athletic motions, ill wear baggier than normal clothes. i went canoeing not too long ago and even though it was almost 100 degrees out i wore a thick-ish long sleeved shirt for protection from overhanging branches and other assorted river shit. generally i prefer larger-than-usual pants because im always doing shit that requires flexibility. i used to always wear jeans but theyd always rip in the crotch from me doing excessively strenuous activities. either that…or my dick is too big.
    
    regardless of what im wearing it doesnt seem to have any effect on me picking up chicks i dont know. several times anonymous chicks have honked at me when im running, but the only chicks that were strangers who have ever directly hit on me are negresses.
    
    when i want to carry a handgun, which isnt very often, i wear a baggy-ish shirt and have it in my waistband being held in place by my underwear and…not joking…my dick/balls. my chest sticks out further than my stomach so the pistol doesnt print. i carry my phone in a fairly large case and if its visible it always incites people to ask questions about it. at the gunshows people are always asking what kind of gun i have in it. thats why i keep it in my thigh pocket, hidden-ish. sometimes i carry my 'shit' in a maxpedition pack on a belt…and i could care less what people think.

    
    Joggers are stylish. and stretchy. Even with fitted shirts you can get away with it if it's on your back. I know what you mean about the underwear though. But on your back you cant bend over too much. You could carry a compact like a 19 or something easily. I used to always here about people bitching that guns were too large and I never understood because I never wore clothes that fit.
    
    And yeah old black bitches always want to fuck.
16. 2017-02-11 at 4:47 PM UTC in How do you normally dress?
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    Originally posted by Sophie I wear denim, and Hugo Boss. I also wear jedielry, very expensive jedielry. Fuck all ya'll Gucci wearing Italian fashion loving fuccbois.

    
    Fuck your jedielry, nigga.
    
    1v1 me, nigga. I'm so fucking iced out, you have no idea.
    
    I wear all kinds of shit. Leather jackets and coats are my thing, though. Also sneakers.
    
    Some brands I like
    
    Polo
    Cerruti 1881
    FILA
    Carlo Colucci
    Paul&Shark
    NIKE
    Stone Island
    Bogner
    Picaldi
    
    Hugo Boss is from my hometown and I got mad connections so that's a given.
    
    
17. 2017-02-11 at 4:38 PM UTC in How do you normally dress?
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    Originally posted by infinityshock i could care less what people think.

    
    Then why don't you?
18. 2017-02-11 at 4:17 PM UTC in If you woke up with an entirely new face
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    Originally posted by Dissociator it happens after every sniffyline nosehole biomimetic gel binge im used to it

    
    This is a fact. Roshambo is a shapeshifter.
19. 2017-02-11 at 4:16 PM UTC in If you woke up with an entirely new face
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    *ugh* WTF?
20. 2017-02-11 at 4:12 PM UTC in Calling somebody and/or their work "subpar"
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    Seems to me that calling somebody and/or their work "subpar" would be far more offensive than just saying "you suck" or "that was the shittiest job I've ever seen"
    
    What causes this? Are there just some words that sting worse than others for no discernable reason?