Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-02-13 at 8:53 AM UTC in aldra is a piece of shit
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   I prefer the white Asians, also known as the Russians.
2. 2017-02-13 at 8:52 AM UTC in aldra is a piece of shit
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   Originally posted by Malice Fun fact: East Asians are genetically predisposed toward strong passive-aggressive tendencies.

   
   This is my experience. I work with a lot of Asians at work
   
   Question:
   
   You're having a bad day. Everything is going to shit and the boss is on your ass because he caught you fucking off at work
   
   A coworker that you've been on friendly terms with shoots a rubber band at you from about 50 feet away. It hits you on the upper back/lower neck. It makes you mad. Do you...
   
   A. Shoot the rubber band back at your coworker twice as hard
   
   B. Tell your coworker to leave you the fuck alone
   
   C. Get away from your coworker for a while
   
   D. Have a total fucking meltdown complete with death threats, demands that your coworker immediately leave the premises, saying things like "YOU'VE AWOKEN A BEAST THAT YOU DIDN'T WANT TO AWAKEN, AND YOU CAN NEVER TAKE IT BACK," and yelling "I don't give a fuck" every time your coworker tries to speak like it's some kind of magic phrase that makes you immediately win the argument, and making fun of various painful experiences that your coworker had the trust in you to share
   
   If your answer is anything but D, congratulations! You're not my coworker.
3. 2017-02-13 at 8:40 AM UTC in I need some boner help
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   POkemon Go was shite.
4. 2017-02-13 at 8:39 AM UTC in MAGA hats?
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   The bigly.
5. 2017-02-13 at 8:38 AM UTC in MAGA hats?
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   Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Lol u mad

   
   I voted Trump. But they'll still line landfills in about 6 years.
6. 2017-02-13 at 8:36 AM UTC in I need some boner help
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   Originally posted by Discount Whore Pokemon Go was fucking crazy while it lasted. I have never seen anything get so many people to start exercising and then subsequently give up. I wonder how some sort of a system where you can actually MAKE money by exercising would go. It would have to have some sort of peripheral device though so that people couldn't (easily) tamper with it. However that'd totally ruin the accessibility aspect so I guess we'll just all be fat shits forever.

   
   I played it everyday while I was unemployed but as soon as I got a job it was gone
7. 2017-02-13 at 8:35 AM UTC in Suggested user title rankings for 10k+ and above.
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8. 2017-02-13 at 8:29 AM UTC in Hey aldra, are you mad?
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   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Altdra

   
   
9. 2017-02-13 at 8:29 AM UTC in My "best friend" is a fucking piece of shit
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   Ur a chicklen.
10. 2017-02-13 at 8:28 AM UTC in Mexican cartel killed
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    I think I could survive a minigun.
11. 2017-02-13 at 8:28 AM UTC in If hou pm an address i'll mail you something cool.
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    yeah fadcedx, shit fogot to encript
12. 2017-02-13 at 8:27 AM UTC in ape dick
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    yo mama is the new thing.
13. 2017-02-13 at 8:27 AM UTC in ●
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    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Looks like RisiRs on his…. PERIOD… BA DUM TISS!!!

    
    
14. 2017-02-13 at 8:27 AM UTC in I need some boner help
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    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Just do cocaine.

    
    
15. 2017-02-13 at 8:27 AM UTC in Come to Tinychat
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    §m£ÂgØL was there
16. 2017-02-13 at 8:27 AM UTC in Need to offload a sleep med
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    no its trash.
17. 2017-02-13 at 8:26 AM UTC in 14 Posts
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    +5
18. 2017-02-13 at 8:26 AM UTC in Dubs decides if i drop Bill Krozby's IP.
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    Post mine too.
19. 2017-02-13 at 8:25 AM UTC in Its just one of those days
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    Okay I'll do that.
20. 2017-02-13 at 8:25 AM UTC in I'll post a picture of my junk if..
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    heres mine