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Posts by The Self Taught Man

  1. Haha, I like your grandfather.

    It's good to get humbled every once in a while.
  2. +7
  3. Since last year noob.
  4. Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Hey I go to work every day, unlike you jobless wastes of space.

    For how long having you been doing this "work" thing now?
  5. Originally posted by RisiR What was your granny's reaction? Did you still get laid?

    I took it much worse than they did actually. My grandmother laughed about it, was thankful nothing got hurt or destroyed, and my grandfather goes "well, it works!"

    I'm going to be the joke of the family now
  6. Originally posted by Captain Falcon yea lets incentivize you faggots having even less of a life.

    Hey I go to work every day, unlike you jobless wastes of space.
  7. Russians aren't white.
  8. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0X3CLJVMJU
  9. Originally posted by Discount Whore I wonder how some sort of a system where you can actually MAKE money by exercising would go.

    It's called sports, bro. I think we already have that.

    You don't even need talent or be physically superior. Crossfit. Those dudes make good money. Youtube is full of Workout channels. It is literally everywhere.

    "Hardcore Chest Destruction Workout(EXTREME!)" 500,000 clicks.
  10. Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher I'm actually pretty fucking pissed and depressed about it, I had great pride in never having had that happen

    What was your granny's reaction? Did you still get laid?
  11. Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Now I'm going to Germany to shoot out RisiR's windows



    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher I just put a hole in my grandparents' kitchen floor lol



    Always remember kids, release magazine, rack slide, THEN dry fire

    L-O-FUCKING-L.


  12. What's your handle then?

    I mean, a worldclass player like you is surely known among the community.
  13. Ohh, by the way, FUCK YOU LANNY FOR CHANGING IT TO DARK MATTER.

    I'm starting to believe that Lanny really is evil.
  14. The explosion isn't passive, though.

    If he had walked away without a word and never talked or helped you ever again to hurt you it would be passive aggressive.
  15. Originally posted by RisiR Someone doesn't know what passive-aggressive means.

    It means that you get mad at little stupid shit but keep it inside and one day you explode, which is presumably what this guy did.

    Also means that you get pissed off at every little thing but don't show outward signs of it

    Post last edited by Hash Slinging Slasher at 2017-02-13T11:56:09.790537+00:00
  16. I'll forever stay a Space Nigga.
  17. Originally posted by snab_snib it's pretty common knowledge that theanine strongly modulates the impact of caffeine. all of it together, effecting all other components, works very well.

    like i said. it's not a joke.





    bufotenine isn't toad piss, it's found in toad sweat glands and released when it's stressed. if you want to harvest bufotenine from toads, you slap it around a bit, give it a good squeeze, and scrape the secretions off of it's pores.

    that being said i'm not surprised that it has some 5-HO-DMT in it. i thought that it had a curiously deep effect on headspace, and that would explain it.

    i wonder what they put pure ATP in there for, though, i didn't think that would do much. and i don't think the mixture of dozens of different plants dried powder form does much, but, at the very least it's a quality filler, and i'm impressed they chose that rather than some corrageenan or something.

    but really mfw GFuel has dmt in it xDDDDD

    Tell me more about those toads. Never heard of them before. Interesting.

  18. Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher This is my experience. I work with a lot of Asians at work

    Question:

    You're having a bad day. Everything is going to shit and the boss is on your ass because he caught you fucking off at work

    A coworker that you've been on friendly terms with shoots a rubber band at you from about 50 feet away. It hits you on the upper back/lower neck. It makes you mad. Do you…

    A. Shoot the rubber band back at your coworker twice as hard

    B. Tell your coworker to leave you the fuck alone

    C. Get away from your coworker for a while

    D. Have a total fucking meltdown complete with death threats, demands that your coworker immediately leave the premises, saying things like "YOU'VE AWOKEN A BEAST THAT YOU DIDN'T WANT TO AWAKEN, AND YOU CAN NEVER TAKE IT BACK," and yelling "I don't give a fuck" every time your coworker tries to speak like it's some kind of magic phrase that makes you immediately win the argument, and making fun of various painful experiences that your coworker had the trust in you to share

    If your answer is anything but D, congratulations! You're not my coworker.

    Someone doesn't know what passive-aggressive means.
  19. Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher You seem more mad than aldra tbh fam

    When it comes to this forum shit I'm like SpectraL's dick, no hard feelings.
  20. yea lets incentivize you faggots having even less of a life.
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