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2017-02-14 at 2:57 PM UTC in ATTN: Spectral

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Darth Beaver You, Rob, Jugg, and myself know the events I recounted to be true. Would you care to present alternative facts? Or are you going to stick with your signature ad hominid attack when confronted with the stone cold truth?

>ad hominid attack

2017-02-14 at 2:57 PM UTC in Let's say you were at the flea market...

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I'd shoot first and never bother to ask questions

Ask questions first then shoot anyway

Post last edited by Hash Slinging Slasher at 2017-02-14T15:00:40.909381+00:00

2017-02-14 at 2:55 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Yeah my dick is about that size

2017-02-14 at 2:54 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Eiffel tower?

2017-02-14 at 2:49 PM UTC in ATTN: Spectral

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by -SpectraL The plot thickens…

Thats your skull not the plot.

2017-02-14 at 2:47 PM UTC in ATTN: Spectral

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Semiazas LOLOL. An obviously Spec alt, that being Guru, is a accusing Beaver of being him. If that was true, why was Guru ALWAYS on your side?

It seems as if you haven't played with your favorite Barbie Doll on quite some time. In fact you have forgotten his personality. DaGuru was afraid of me remember? He wouldn't even meet me in public (in his alleged hometown of Cleveland) for a beer out of fear I would turn out to be an axe murderer. "Axe murderer" your/his words not mine.

2017-02-14 at 2:45 PM UTC in Let's say you were at the flea market...

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I'd shoot first and never bother to ask questions

2017-02-14 at 2:43 PM UTC in ATTN: Spectral

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by -SpectraL Thanks for explaining that, DaGur… I mean… lol… Darth Beaver. I feel like I'm talking to some fanatical Star Wars basketcase. Oh, wait..

You, Rob, Jugg, and myself know the events I recounted to be true. Would you care to present alternative facts? Or are you going to stick with your signature ad hominid attack when confronted with the stone cold truth?

2017-02-14 at 2:36 PM UTC in Let's say you were at the flea market...

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

And selling some guns.

You have a long and somewhat informative talk with a customer about various .45 caliber pistols that you have for sale. The customer then informs you that he is going to have a look around but will probably be back.

A few minutes later, this customer comes back, eyes a pistol that you have marked at $519, and says "I'll give you $500 cash for it." You don't want to give him a discount. Do you...

A. Politely inform him that you can't take any less than advertised price for it

B. Try to explain to him why you have to charge so much for it

C. Explain why the advertised price is a good deal

D. Have a fucking meltdown over it, saying "that crap doesn't work here" before accusing the customer of trying to rip you off and doing the whole "how would you like it if..." routine complete with several false equivalences and accusations

If your answer is anything but D, congratulations, you're not an employee of a company called "HK specialist" (that doesn't actually have any HKs for sale) and you weren't at the SCACA gun show this weekend.

2017-02-14 at 2:35 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Tell her I'm interested

2017-02-14 at 2:12 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I don't have her number. I do have her email tho. She's hot, exactly the type of mid 50s woman I like

2017-02-14 at 2:08 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Send it to the job center lady

2017-02-14 at 2 PM UTC in Bandcamp Cuties

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Lanny mwf you guys are jelly that my internet crushes are cuter and more quirky and more perfect than yours in every way:

I thought you said you were just pretending to be a girl

2017-02-14 at 2 PM UTC in Essay on Sandstorm

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Lanny Thought this was going to be about the startup that just went out of business.

Instead it's about some happy hardcore musician? Somehow I care about this sandstorm even less.

If you've never necked a quarter G of MD and got off your nut to Sandstorm have you ever truly lived?

2017-02-14 at 1:58 PM UTC in Vaccines are fundamentally wrong

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

And I don't give a shit what vaccines cause or don't cause or whether they work or not because I will never be having children.

2017-02-14 at 1:54 PM UTC in Vaccines are fundamentally wrong

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Vaccines don't even work, why bother getting them?

I love how whenever there's an outbreak of staph or something, everybody points at the one kid who wasn't vaccinated.

Did your kid get the vaccine? Yes? Did your kid get staph? Yes? That means THE VACCINE DIDN'T WORK!

2017-02-14 at 1:54 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

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I started the day off with a date with the old lady at the job centre and now 2 beers. Maybe a curry, I'm a bit hungry.

I sent that poem to some chick and she hasn't replied yet. I just wanted to know how many fingers in her vagina :(

2017-02-14 at 1:54 PM UTC in Dubs decides if i drop Bill Krozby's IP.

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Bill Krozby doesn't drink beers he drinks brews

2017-02-14 at 1:52 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

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Time to start the day off with 60mg bundy

2017-02-14 at 1:51 PM UTC in Jeff Hunter reopening TOTSE

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He was altdra

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