Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-06-24 at 9:08 PM UTC in muh sigs
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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2. 2015-06-24 at 9:05 PM UTC in Where is everybody?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Are Spectral, §m£ÂgØL and Michael Meyers the only members or what? Man, I see a bight future for us.
3. 2015-06-24 at 8:48 PM UTC in I've never banged a chick without a rubber.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If you're gonna pull out, *at least* use the rhythm method, with somebody you trust.
   
   I am really too scared to never use a rubber again, I'm not a very sex driven person, I just made a quick, stupid, decision and now I haz baby. I can deal with rubbers forever. Hopefully that 10 year male birth control shot gets clinical approval soon, I'd definitely get that done.
4. 2015-06-24 at 8:44 PM UTC in I suggest the removal of the "comment" feature
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I think it just confuses the posting presentation unnecessarily, but on the other hand, this is only the default forum setup. Lanny said he will be tweaking shit as we go to make it better than what we're looking at right now.

   
   Yeah, I figured it was just the default and would be changed eventually but I just wanted to bring it to attention, I guess.
5. 2015-06-24 at 8:24 PM UTC in Rocklin is on suicide watch
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm not the only one outraged at this.
   
   
   
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6. 2015-06-24 at 8:19 PM UTC in Nice Job on the Site Lanny
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Checking in. I don't even know why, but here I am.

   
   Ohai hamp how r u
7. 2015-06-24 at 8:04 PM UTC in I suggest the removal of the "comment" feature
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm I'm on mobile now. I was on pc e s earlier, it shows up on both. So what do you think of this feature spectral?
8. 2015-06-24 at 7:43 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   niggas in space!
9. 2015-06-24 at 7:16 PM UTC in I suggest the removal of the "comment" feature
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   No, I'm talking about this shit^
   
   "Comment" is not the same as "reply"
   
   Scroll up and you'll see exactly why it can be annoying. I just don't think it has any place here. I'd rather have that "comment" space be reserved for "reply". It gives threads the ability to have strange structure.
10. 2015-06-24 at 7:13 PM UTC in Anyone else having trouble staying logged in?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It logged me out in the middle of writing a thread a while ago, I think it just times out or something.
11. 2015-06-24 at 7:04 PM UTC in I suggest the removal of the "comment" feature
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    There is, but the comment feature is silly I think. It doesn't really serve any purpose in a place like this. If this were a different place, I could see that type of thing being reserved for admins and moderators for explanations of post edits and the like, but for every user to have the power to just... interject into things with the comment. I don't know, I don't like it.
12. 2015-06-24 at 6:49 PM UTC in I've never banged a chick without a rubber.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Alright, I have literally never ever used a condom in my entire life. Because of this, within the first three times I had sex, I fathered a child. Seriously. It was probably the first time that did it too according to her cycle. The next times I didn't need one because well, she was pregnant.
    
    I am NOT looking forward to using a condom. I have used one with my er, sex toy and I can assure you a LOT of sensitivity is lost between your dick and the rubber. That said, it is not worth the risk, it is not worth the stress, it is not worth the 18 years of an unwanted child. I got VERY VERY lucky with my situation but for those of you who will probably not get so lucky, I suggest only raw dogging it with somebody you trust who is on birth control.
13. 2015-06-24 at 6:43 PM UTC in I suggest the removal of the "comment" feature
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Because seriously, that's not how a forum works.
14. 2015-06-24 at 6:31 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Oh shit, what did I do?
15. 2015-06-24 at 6:28 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Is this where we post stuff that's too retarded for the rest of HB?

    
    I guess so, it's more of a thread that serves for a running dialogue of whatever the fuck you want. Usually when you make a thread, there's a topic. TRT has no topic, you just kinda hang out and shoot the shit about whatever the fuck you want. Talk about your new job, or how you need to stop drinking so much, or that new pussy you've been fucking. Whatever you want, really. I currently have nothing interesting going on in my life. I need to find a job so that I can travel to see my kid. I need a real fucking job though, I'm tired of this part time shit and it's difficult for me to find a warehouse gig where I can actually get a ride either that early or that late. If I can just get something that doesn't start earlier than 8 and doesn't end later than midnight, I'll be good.
16. 2015-06-24 at 6:24 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Sieg Heil.
17. 2015-06-24 at 6:23 PM UTC in Your most memorable drug experiences?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm sure a lot of us have had memorable drug experiences, interesting tales, sensations, thoughts. The exploration of drugs can often be quite the ride, so lets share in the name of entertainment.
    
    A few years ago, I ordered a little stimulant called ethylone. Compared to many other of the 'lones it was pretty fucking tame. It was a buzz, really. Regardless, I had been up on the stuff for about 3 days at this point, my bag was running low. it was nearing night and I figured "Hey, this stuff isn't very strong. Maybe I should just TAKE THE REST" which was about 400mg. About 4 times more than I was taking. I should have known better when my toilet paper parachute broke the first time. I should have known better. "This is too much" I thought. "I'll be fine" I thought.
    
    I was not fucking fine.
    
    At first, it was great. I felt high, I was good, better than the drug had done for me up until that point. I was watching some movie and I was very tuned into the plot. As the night went on, my paranoia went full swing. I became really agitated. Within hours, I was under the cover of my blankets on my laptop, trying to hide the light from my family in case they got up and came into my room to see if I was awake. I was sweating balls in there, it was fucking summer and there I was under the thickest- most light blocking blanket my ass could find. My paranoia worsened. Soon I was afraid for my life. My parents weren't simply just going to bust in at any minute, oh no.
    
    Now they were, apparently, trying to KILL me. But you know, they couldn't just do it like any other murderous parent, they had to hire SHADOW PEOPLE to do it. For those of you who have never at any point in your life, 100% believed in shadow people trying to kill you, I assure you that in the dead of night it is the most frightening thing you can experience. To illuminate my way, I located a flashlight and a laser, which I was blasting around the room trying to find the shadow people, trying to make them show themselves. Of course, they'd always skirt away. I could hear them too, I could fucking hear them threaten me. Tell me how they were going to kill me, why. I was sure the police were involved in my torture at one point. I went and checked on my family, they were all sleeping, but how could this be?
    
    My brother in particular, I was convinced he was in on this. I don't know why, but he was goddamnit. So, I did the only rational thing a person can do in that situation. I swiftly and violently grabbed his foot at 3am while he was dead asleep. He woke up, of course "What the fuck?" "Sorry, I was trying to find the bathroom". And off to the bathroom I went, convinced my plan had been foiled. As the sun started to come up, my paranoia waned and I realized how absolutely absurd the whole situation was. But still, I felt like shit. Utter shit. My jaw was squeaky and raw, I had a hard time eating a simple yogurt. The spoon just barely fit in my mouth. Talking was a pain. Somehow, my family was not alerted to my drug use despite all my ridiculous night time activities.
    
    That morning, we were going to go to chinatown with some other family. Going to one of those buffets with the huge round, spinning tables? Man. It was REALLY hard to eat but thankfully nobody really noticed since we were all eating from the same plates anyway. Still, going into the city made me forget about my shuffles with the shadow people the night before, I started to feel better. For about a month afterwords, whenever I was alone, I would hear whispers, voices, I was convinced my parents were still trying to kill me just about any time I took a shower. I would hear knocking on the door with a policeman on the outside. Which never happened. That fucked me up a lot I think. To this day I have not quite yet gotten rid of that paranoia or the whispers. Just last night I was dealing with incomprehensible whispers. It's an experience that has left me mentally scarred for life. It is one of my most fearful experiences, seldom have I been that scared in my life.
    
    Your turn!
18. 2015-06-24 at 5:59 PM UTC in Update on my dick piercing
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You are the most unassuming looking person to have a dick piercing, I wonder how many other people have incognito dick piercings that I'd never guess of. You'd think it'd be some rocker dude with a blue mohawk and sleeves of tats who'd do something like this, but no, it's ZANICK, metaphysical bookstore going, noodle eating ZANICK.
    
    The idea of getting my genitals close to any sort of needle makes me shrivel up.
    
    Glad you're happy with it though, and congrats on the new girl!
19. 2015-06-24 at 5:56 PM UTC in Nice Job on the Site Lanny
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    What's the character limit?
    
    And yes, I'm pretty happy you of all people decided to do this lanny.
    
20. 2015-06-24 at 5:52 PM UTC in Subforums that this site needs.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I really liked Flora & Fauna from Zoklet, I would occasionally make some good threads in there if anybody remembers. If you make it I'll write up something interesting. I made some shit on sanctuary too, quit halfway into making some on rdfrn but you're the first admin I like so, there we have it.
    
    If I feel up to it, I may write a thread about my whole hitchhiking/threesome with hydro/baby experience. I am daddy now, kind of.