Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-03-09 at 12:46 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Is this fucking Japanese? LOL.
2. 2017-03-09 at 12:45 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov4HjDHWUe4
3. 2017-03-09 at 12:40 PM UTC in Terror Mode
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   But I'm not even mad most of the time. I don't know why people say that.
4. 2017-03-09 at 12:39 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Dude probably still got some secret sauce in his sandwich though
5. 2017-03-09 at 12:36 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I was sitting at Hardee's eating whatever garbage I ordered that day when an old guy walks in
   
   He slowly makes his way to the counter, and orders a "mile high sandwich" or whatever the fuck it's called
   
   He gets his food, sits down at a table,and unwraps it
   
   He then walks back up to the counter, and tells the cashier he wants another one "because it doesn't look like the picture"
   
   I'm like, "hah, what a fucking idiot. Has he never been to a fast food restaurant before?"
   
   But then I started thinking. What if we had done this from the beginning instead of shutting up and allowing ourselves to be cucked? How much different would fast food be today?
   
   
6. 2017-03-09 at 12:29 PM UTC in Terror Mode
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lol no wonder you're so mad all the time
7. 2017-03-09 at 12:23 PM UTC in Terror Mode
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I just went through my contacts and told the people I'm in contact with (hurrr) what I really think about them and their behavior. None of the replies pleased me and now I'm really mad. Real life mad.
   
   I started doing steroids when I was 21 and went on and off since then. That's over now. I'll pump so much fucking gear into me until I burst and my nutsack forgets that it ever existed. I'll never talk to anyone ever again for more than a couple of words when I need something and just use my life completely to feed my addictions.
   
   That's it. Thank you for your time.
8. 2017-03-09 at 11:27 AM UTC in do you ever get worried you give a fuck?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yes. It is killing me inside.
9. 2017-03-09 at 11:26 AM UTC in Are mopeds cool at all?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Not gayer than you. You could ride a pink dildo-bike with whistles and would still be the gayest thing in sight.
   
   I hope you get AIDS.
10. 2017-03-09 at 10:35 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I saw a black person in my dream last night and now I have a really ominous feeling that something bad is guna happen to me today. I gotta go out for a few hours so I'm probably guna be arrested or caught or hit by a bus or some shit. Idk. I just woke up with a bad feeling about today
11. 2017-03-09 at 10:28 AM UTC in How to determine who is lying.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Only if you want me to
12. 2017-03-09 at 10:27 AM UTC in How to determine who is lying.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I can do that love to make love not war
13. 2017-03-09 at 10:15 AM UTC in the govertmt shud pay 4 my addicons
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Or did we rotate user accounts

    
    This meme sucks
14. 2017-03-09 at 10:09 AM UTC in Ketchikan Alaska.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I want to move to Alaska
    
    But work keeps me here
    
    Fuck hot weather
15. 2017-03-09 at 10:07 AM UTC in sexual orientation and identity
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Well fuck me then. But I guess a hobo is just to read it
16. 2017-03-09 at 10:06 AM UTC in my mom never shuts the fuck up
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by brandon i wunder if op wood fite her if she drank his starbuks drink???????
    
    LOL :o:o:o:o
    
    "TEEN FITES MOM OVER STARBUCKS COFFEE"
    
    http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Teen-Fights-Mom-Over-Coffee-Confusion-121402019.html

    
    i've fought my mom over less
17. 2017-03-09 at 10:04 AM UTC in my mom never shuts the fuck up
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by brandon i wunder if op wood fite her if she drank his starbuks drink???????
    
    LOL :o:o:o:o
    
    "TEEN FITES MOM OVER STARBUCKS COFFEE"
    
    http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Teen-Fights-Mom-Over-Coffee-Confusion-121402019.html

    
    Dat spiritual discovry
18. 2017-03-09 at 10 AM UTC in rizla worth more than gold?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Oh, we rotated back to you for this Username? please translate into basic fucking english

    
    

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Talk about speaking english. Fucking stop talking in 1337 code you geeks.

    
    u r nood
19. 2017-03-09 at 9:57 AM UTC in reddit
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by felonious_monk "If you were going to eliminate every taboo from our culture except for three - making it so that all but those behaviors or perspectives were accepted - which ones would you keep?"

    
    
    this would be the perfect question to ask if you want your date to get up from the table and walk the fuck home
    
    
    
20. 2017-03-09 at 9:53 AM UTC in dissociatives vs hallucinogens
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Dissociatives are only bad if you're a complete fucking retard with them
    
    Unfortunately this includes me