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  1. #1
    felonious_monk Yung Blood
    Ok so reddit kinda is cool but pisses me off at the same time. Like I know you all here are pretty fucking clueless but at least you kinda know that you're fucked up. Over at reddit it's so ridic, like I read ask reddit pretty frequently and there's always all these threads about basic shit. Like one reoccurring thing is how everyone talks about how to date girls and whats the wrong and right way to date. Like they all act like experts on dating and say like "this is the wrong way and this is the right way for your first date" and it's funny cuz the people giving advice can't even see that it's not some act or test, "dating" (who even goes on traditional dates anymore in the first place) is just to see if you match. There is no script you're supposed to follow

    I'm no expert on getting girls but I'm not some kind of fool who will pick her up and present her with a rose and hold the door open for her and use breath spray before a kiss and all that cliche shit they probably did in the 70s
  2. #2
    felonious_monk Yung Blood
    Here is some real life advice from redditors that ya'll need to follow if you want a successful first date

    -"Ask abour their friends - It's also way less awkward than asking "so what do you do for fun?" Answering that question is nobody's idea of fun."

    "If you live in a big city, ask them how long they've been living there."

    "If you were going to eliminate every taboo from our culture except for three - making it so that all but those behaviors or perspectives were accepted - which ones would you keep?"


    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    Originally posted by felonious_monk "If you were going to eliminate every taboo from our culture except for three - making it so that all but those behaviors or perspectives were accepted - which ones would you keep?"


    this would be the perfect question to ask if you want your date to get up from the table and walk the fuck home


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