Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-03-12 at 10 AM UTC in At the end of the day, we're all gonna die...
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   During my trip I od'd on CPM and thought I might die but I just puked a lot.
2. 2017-03-12 at 9:59 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
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   I kept standing in front of the toilet staring at myself in the mirror unable to piss with the door open and every light in the house
3. 2017-03-12 at 9:56 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGLRdG1N7XE

   
   1:06
   
   is she about to bite a kitten's head off
4. 2017-03-12 at 9:53 AM UTC in How many people here are actually religious?
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   derpadewism
5. 2017-03-12 at 9:52 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
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   this forum thrives on bundyposting like it's an essential nutrient
6. 2017-03-12 at 9:52 AM UTC in What would you do if an object in your room started floating in the air?
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   i would punch it
7. 2017-03-12 at 9:48 AM UTC in Low Riders
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   is zilll the zat awake?
8. 2017-03-12 at 9:44 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
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   the descri[tipon fo ymtrip - I laughed I cried I puked.
   
   ate: one box of bundy coricifin xontaining zimmmieis of the Coricidin brand
   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFmCVQWRReM
   
   the carpet reallly jumped out from under me, I am totally fucked up. Everything was so real hypeereal. it was like I was watching myself on TV
   
   As the madness intensified I found myself getting hotter and hotter yntil i runu to the bathroom and stand there tri[[ed put and forget what to do lol
   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJPahf5ZpkM
   
   Every time I tried to walk I became a triangle and destroyed everything in my path
   
   I puked out styrofoam, orange peels, bacon and many other things I don't remember eating, lots of puking.
   I puke a lot but I can't peee
   
   At this point I tried to take a picure of my eyes all tripped out but idk what happened now my phone is at 5% charging somewhere. I puke 7 times total.
   
   I saw the holy triangle. I saw spiceroy.
   I was able to move back and forth between quanmtum space phase shifting yup
   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGLRdG1N7XE
   
   
9. 2017-03-12 at 9:20 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
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   im on tc
10. 2017-03-12 at 9:12 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
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    im triangl;es
11. 2017-03-12 at 9:11 AM UTC in At the end of the day, we're all gonna die...
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    fuck u
12. 2017-03-12 at 9:11 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
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    a drug addicted night elf looking woman with chronic cracklung forms a band with a slutty wendy schaal in a manic episode and a gnomey socially awkward tree shrew
13. 2017-03-12 at 8:59 AM UTC in At the end of the day, we're all gonna die...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Im about to die riuighgt now
14. 2017-03-12 at 8:59 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
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    i puked
15. 2017-03-12 at 8:57 AM UTC in At the end of the day, we're all gonna die...
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    Death is a comforting thought when I think about it.
16. 2017-03-12 at 8:57 AM UTC in bitches be cray
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    youzaid t
17. 2017-03-12 at 8:55 AM UTC in What would you do if an object in your room started floating in the air?
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    This reminds me of a joke:
    
    What do you do if you see your computer floating away at night?
    
    Yell at the black guy to put it back.
    
    
    What do you do if you see your refrigerator floating away at night?
    
    Nothing. That's one BIG black dude.
18. 2017-03-12 at 8:55 AM UTC in At the end of the day, we're all gonna die...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Actor about which part?

    
    That we're all going to die
19. 2017-03-12 at 8:54 AM UTC in Low Riders
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    Originally posted by RisiR What's that golden brown car?

    
    73 Pontiac Firebird. rolled on at 100mph.. not proud of it. it was painful. and I angered my friend who owned the car and was in it with me, sleeping off a few beers. :(
20. 2017-03-12 at 8:47 AM UTC in How many people here are actually religious?
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    Originally posted by -SpectraL The parting of the Red Sea was done through advanced technology, most likely from a cloaked ship in orbit around the planet. The fishes and loaves for the thousands, molecular transportation. The healing of the sick and the raising of the dead, computerized remote medical arrays. Like I said, they don't use magic at all. It's all just extremely advanced technology. Given time, we would be able to accomplish all these things, too. We could say to this mountain, "Move from here to there", and it would.

    
    Yeah....gonna have to break with you on that one Speckles. That's pretty fucking stupid. Laugh all you want, but part of being a Christian is believing in miracles - believing that God is all powerful and can do things we can't even comprehend.
    
    I'm sure even the atheists out there understand that. Ex. IF there was a God who created everything, it's only logical He'd be able to perform incredible feats such as parting the Red Sea.