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Posts by The Self Taught Man

  1. Official opening band for the Splerglords.
  2. Originally posted by mmQ I use airplane shot bottles.

    I might have a slightly inverted (dropped in pelvic) short cock from meds but it's actually still fat. unelss it's cold.
  3. Originally posted by RisiR

    Weird we both shoved a christmas tree up the chimney.. I was 9 or 10 at the time though. I never fired on my neighbors though
  4. Too dope. I just can't handle the mountain goats. They are too glorious.
  5. Originally posted by RisiR Just kidding, stay around and save up for my trip. I'll do the rest.

    Stop trying to be Mr. Internetz Tough Guy. It really showcases your delicate ego.
  6. Originally posted by Bill Krozby

  7. Originally posted by mmQ What visit are you talking about? Are we talking about the same thing? Like monetary welfare checks or literal checking on someone's welfare? Lol

    Like literally checking on someone's welfare. LOL not the monetary benefits you chav hahaha.
  8. Just kidding, stay around and save up for my trip. I'll do the rest.
  9. Originally posted by RisiR Kill yourself.

    u 1st bb <3
  10. Originally posted by Dargo I've already done plenty you piece of shit. If you have any brilliant suggestions, by all means share.

    Kill yourself.
  11. Originally posted by RisiR You need exactly 13 jars full of male genetalia, Scrotum and Peenor, to start your mountain goat mountain park.

    I was just gonna kill you, but uh...I guess I could uh...um..
  12. Originally posted by Dargo A large hillside and some outcroppings could probably work.

    And, RisiR, it's Missy. Not Chrissy.

    Sorry but good to know.
  13. Originally posted by mmQ I don't know I've never gotten a welfare check. Typically for assistance here you go the public health office and apply for it, things like food stamps, Medicaid, etc etc. I've just never heard of the police having anything to do with anything.

    I guess it goes through the police because of the safety component and potential for an arrest to result from the visit.
  14. You need exactly 13 jars full of male genetalia, Scrotum and Peenor, to start your mountain goat mountain park.
  15. Originally posted by Sophie Dude, we've had actual IRL lolis on Masterchan before, posting "Hi Masterchan" vids, it's pretty dope.

    Uh, did they know what you guys are about?
  16. A large hillside and some outcroppings could probably work.

    And, RisiR, it's Missy. Not Chrissy.
  17. LOL Swiss Monkey

    that's what clinched it right there. connecting the two. HAHAHA this dude is a trip though

  18. And male genitals. Sorry, Chrissy.
  19. Originally posted by mmQ You have to call the police to get a welfare check? Vut?

    Yea...they're the ones who either come out or send social workers. How's it work in ND?
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