Child Abuse

1. 2017-03-18 at 2:20 AM UTC

   #81
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   pls take me 2 tek dotz
2. 2017-03-18 at 2:20 AM UTC

   #82
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by cerakote call the police??

   
   Read Post #1. To get a welfare check, you typically have to call the police.
3. 2017-03-18 at 2:23 AM UTC

   #83
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Dargo Read Post #1. To get a welfare check, you typically have to call the police.

   
   i only read the first paragraph mb
4. 2017-03-18 at 2:25 AM UTC

   #84
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Dargo Oh, and cute pic Sophie (#^.^#) (and I don't mean that in a pedo way).

   
   I'd give her a ride to Masterchan if that's really where she wants to go.
5. 2017-03-18 at 2:27 AM UTC

   #85
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie I'd give her a ride to Masterchan if that's really where she wants to go.

   
   Hush now, you're supposed to be virtuous.
6. 2017-03-18 at 2:43 AM UTC

   #86
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Has anyone here ever try to grease the can of a 24 ounce Rockstar bigmouth and fuck it? I like that clankity sound it makes. I'ts like fucking an old school head-bot
7. 2017-03-18 at 2:44 AM UTC

   #87
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   You have to call the police to get a welfare check? Vut?
8. 2017-03-18 at 2:45 AM UTC

   #88
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 Has anyone here ever try to grease the can of a 24 ounce Rockstar bigmouth and fuck it? I like that clankity sound it makes. I'ts like fucking an old school head-bot

   
   I use airplane shot bottles.
9. 2017-03-18 at 2:45 AM UTC

   #89
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ You have to call the police to get a welfare check? Vut?

   
   Yea...they're the ones who either come out or send social workers. How's it work in ND?
10. 2017-03-18 at 2:47 AM UTC

    #90
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Dargo Hush now, you're supposed to be virtuous.

    
    Dude, we've had actual IRL lolis on Masterchan before, posting "Hi Masterchan" vids, it's pretty dope.
11. 2017-03-18 at 2:48 AM UTC

    #91
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Dargo Yea…they're the ones who either come out or send social workers. How's it work in ND?

    
    I don't know I've never gotten a welfare check. Typically for assistance here you go the public health office and apply for it, things like food stamps, Medicaid, etc etc. I've just never heard of the police having anything to do with anything.
12. 2017-03-18 at 2:48 AM UTC

    #92
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie Dude, we've had actual IRL lolis on Masterchan before, posting "Hi Masterchan" vids, it's pretty dope.

    
    Uh, did they know what you guys are about?
13. 2017-03-18 at 2:49 AM UTC

    #93
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I don't know I've never gotten a welfare check. Typically for assistance here you go the public health office and apply for it, things like food stamps, Medicaid, etc etc. I've just never heard of the police having anything to do with anything.

    
    I guess it goes through the police because of the safety component and potential for an arrest to result from the visit.
14. 2017-03-18 at 2:51 AM UTC

    #94
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Dargo I've already done plenty you piece of shit. If you have any brilliant suggestions, by all means share.

    
    Kill yourself.
15. 2017-03-18 at 2:52 AM UTC

    #95
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Dargo Uh, did they know what you guys are about?

    
    Of course. One does not simply stumble upon Masterchan. We're delisted from Google too.
16. 2017-03-18 at 2:52 AM UTC

    #96
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR Kill yourself.

    
    u 1st bb <3
17. 2017-03-18 at 2:52 AM UTC

    #97
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Dargo I guess it goes through the police because of the safety component and potential for an arrest to result from the visit.

    
    What visit are you talking about? Are we talking about the same thing? Like monetary welfare checks or literal checking on someone's welfare? Lol
18. 2017-03-18 at 2:52 AM UTC

    #98
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Just kidding, stay around and save up for my trip. I'll do the rest.
19. 2017-03-18 at 2:53 AM UTC

    #99
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ What visit are you talking about? Are we talking about the same thing? Like monetary welfare checks or literal checking on someone's welfare? Lol

    
    Like literally checking on someone's welfare. LOL not the monetary benefits you chav hahaha.
20. 2017-03-18 at 2:54 AM UTC

    #100
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR Just kidding, stay around and save up for my trip. I'll do the rest.

    
    Stop trying to be Mr. Internetz Tough Guy. It really showcases your delicate ego.