Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-07-03 at 3:14 AM UTC in where could I pitch a tent ?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   how about my pants?
2. 2015-07-03 at 2:28 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Well my therapist recommended a two day respite from my home. Also found out she's quiting in a month

   
   Are you gonna take those two days?
3. 2015-07-03 at 2:23 AM UTC in Ok so, I got this sad fucking bird
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   -Many birds are actually pretty fucking smart, if it's something like an african grey or a macaw, they're intelligent as fuck. Some birds are actually INCREDIBLY FUCKING SOCIAL and will pluck feathers when put in social distress, like their mate leaving (AKA, possibly the owner, or his girlfriend, or daughter, or something)
   
   -Birds die easy because their bones are 'designed' to hold less weight, and fly. Chickens considerably less so but, I assume you've eaten chicken and know what their bones look like. They're not exactly built for impact.
4. 2015-07-03 at 2:20 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Everybody on this website is less of a coward than you are. Look in a mirror.
5. 2015-07-02 at 11:08 PM UTC in Rocklin is on suicide watch
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   tried to tell you guys……it wasn't enough for you what they did to sanct….

   
   
   
   wat they do?
6. 2015-07-02 at 6:17 PM UTC in I'm mixing adderall with bundy, blood pressure meds, and caffeine
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   [FONT=Arial]or I can't hear shit because I've been huffing air horn gas.[/FONT]

   
   
   fucking lol
   
7. 2015-07-02 at 6:16 PM UTC in What's the temperature where you're at?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   jesus christ man i didnt know it gets that hot that far up north
8. 2015-07-02 at 5:29 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   You of all people.

   
   I lol'd, let us review
   
   

   No, you seem more like the lame old man/middle aged sports bar kind of guy.
   
   You don't have to be into the punk scene to have punk friends. Just do shit with them, they're probably the kind of people you like. Think about it, shameless degeneracy, nihilism and hedonism, individualism, non-conformity, and openness, rampant open drug use, living fast dying young, crime. It's perfect for you. Get a younger punk girlfriend to make you feel young and alive again.
   
   Ever listened to Bad Brains? Listen to their first album, with the reggae parts deleted if you don't like it, and see if it grows on you, if you can feel the energy.

   
   

   What do you mean fuck those kind of people? You don't seem like the kind of guy to get on a moral high horse. What are you basing that on, their superficial physical appearance and demeanor? They could be the nicest most genuine people you'll meet.
   
   You aren't going to get better without intimate relationships.

   
   So, what you've done here is assume that a group of people (punk people) show these traits which you assume they all have "shameless degeneracy, nihilism and hedonism, individualism, non-conformity, and openness, rampant open drug use, living fast dying young, crime." Then, when POC says "Fuck those kinds of people" You tell him that these kind of people, whom you just described, "are just people man" and that POC should totally be friends with degenerate, rampant open drug using, live fast die young criminals. And again, this is a style of clothing/music choice.
   
   If there is anybody here who doesn't know how the world works, it is you malice. You are the person with the least real life experience here. For you to suggest POC go out and befriend punk people in search of "intimate relationships" is downright laughable.
9. 2015-07-02 at 3:15 PM UTC in Children shouldn't be introduced to faggots or their shity rights
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   It's mentally ill to have the hardware of a man and act like a bitch yes there is something wrong there, haywire

   
   
   you still have given no indication of why you hold this belief. this is the same tactic tumblr sjw fucks use in their debates. they make a statement with an air(heir? idk) of "thats just the way it is", like "IF YOURE A MEMBER OF A MINORITY GROUP YOU CANT BE RACIST, THATS JUST THE WAY IT IS", then if you ask them why they feel that way they just retort with something to the effect of "THATS JUST THE WAY IT IS AND IF YOU DONT AGREE YOURE WRONG" while raising their voices.
   
   i never understood why you people even give a fuck. im not gay but i dont give a fuck if dudes want to fuck each other because it doesn't have any impact on my life. why are you against freedom to do what you want? do you do drugs or drink or smoke? i doubt you'd want someone dictating to you what you can and cannot put in your body.
10. 2015-07-02 at 2:02 PM UTC in Circle Jerk
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    lol it died after totse, fuck the shitty community.
11. 2015-07-02 at 12:29 PM UTC in What's your favorite 40 oz?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    you know it blood, two of these bitches taped to my hands on a rooftop where it's attttt. Not really though, I'll do malt liquor if it's my only option but I'd rather even straight 80+ proof given the choice.

    This.
    
    also how do you like a post
12. 2015-07-02 at 12:17 PM UTC in Rocklin is on suicide watch
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Someone post a copy of the TTFN
    
    I was in the looney bin when it happened
13. 2015-07-02 at 12:13 PM UTC in So HB has no rules?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lol, I didn't think you'd actually change it
14. 2015-07-02 at 12:12 PM UTC in How to make money
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Buy, buy, buy, buy
    yeah I'm sure you'll turn a profit buying all this shit in relative non-bulk and making it by hand, people are gonna really want your shit over Tropicana. I've always thought of doing this with all types of foods because I can get all of the ingredients for free and rent a huge space to live and work on it in and another one to sell it in a blossoming area where people appreciate a local business and then I will become popular and have money

    
    
    
    tropicana is shit, you faggot. it's made from concerntrate and lots of sugar and taste like ass.
15. 2015-07-02 at 12:11 PM UTC in Can't add empty lines in my posts
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    It's your proxy or provider reformatting the text before relay.

    Is there a way to fix that?
16. 2015-07-02 at 11:57 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    No, you seem more like the lame old man/middle aged sports bar kind of guy.
    
    You don't have to be into the punk scene to have punk friends. Just do shit with them, they're probably the kind of people you like. Think about it, shameless degeneracy, nihilism and hedonism, individualism, non-conformity, and openness, rampant open drug use, living fast dying young, crime. It's perfect for you. Get a younger punk girlfriend to make you feel young and alive again.
    
    Ever listened to Bad Brains? Listen to their first album, with the reggae parts deleted if you don't like it, and see if it grows on you, if you can feel the energy.

    
    Fuck those kind of people. And why are you so bent on me getting a girlfriend? Nothing but problems.
17. 2015-07-02 at 11:37 AM UTC in Notifications
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    it gives me notifications of posts i havent even posted in fuck this site
18. 2015-07-02 at 11:36 AM UTC in You're all faggots.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Everyone needs a good lawn service.

    
    
    well I did shave her front lawn before I ate her cunt.
19. 2015-07-02 at 7:02 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Malice, you've got a pretty skewed idea of how the world works.
20. 2015-07-02 at 4:51 AM UTC in Ok so, I got this sad fucking bird
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    What kind of bird is it? You're probably not going to be able to bond with it at all, birds are like that. Maybe you could get him some toys or new foods. if he has a cage or is clipped you could possibly take him out for a walk or just let him sit outside or something.