Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-08-03 at 6:16 PM UTC in ATTN Spectral:
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I drink Corona. Quart bottles.

   Even Vizer wouldn't drink that Mexican turtle piss.
2. 2015-08-03 at 6:04 PM UTC in Medical treatment for Spectral & Arthur Treacher
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   I am prescribing you both a 100mg dose of Getdaphuquovirit 2 x per day for 60 days for your Buthertitis. While on this medication it is important for you both to stay off of the internet and cut down on your breathing.
3. 2015-08-03 at 5:51 PM UTC in ATTN Spectral:
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   I'm sorry spectral, but that's just not good enough. Unless you can come up with a picture of the ewok's actual asshole, you won't even come close to approximating TDR's real-life appearance.

   I am happy you and spectral have each other to cling to in this the time of your butthurt
4. 2015-08-03 at 5:04 PM UTC in ATTN Spectral:
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   As if you've been trying otherwise, you don't scare me, kid. And i'm sure TDR doesn't afraid of anything either.

   Spiders kind of kreep me out, I'm just sayin'...
5. 2015-08-03 at 5:03 PM UTC in ATTN Spectral:
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Count your blessings, rat. If I really wanted to, I could come up with several different ways to turn everyone here against you. Every time you posted, you would get a literal belly full of disgust, ridicule and harassment. But hey, I'm not a coward like you, so I don't need any crutches to hold myself up, like you do.

   Everyone knows you really want. Everyone knows I don't care if people online don't like this persona. And everyone but you knows you never deliver on a threat old man.
6. 2015-08-03 at 4:27 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   would be funny to get some naloxone or something, and somehow get her to ingest it, and then laugh at her as she undergoes precipitated withdrawal

   I've always wanted to do this to somebody
7. 2015-08-03 at 4:06 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   Lughnasadh
8. 2015-08-03 at 4 PM UTC in ATTN Spectral:
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   that may be true, dark rodent, but we all know that you look like an ewok's asshole that got turned inside out. I thought it was a joke when someone posted a picture of you, you look exactly like nick tortelli from 'cheers' but with more beard growth.. goddamn I wish I had a picture of you that we could laugh at,, but unfortunately I don't,

   Post your pic...
9. 2015-08-03 at 3:59 PM UTC in ATTN Spectral:
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Nah. It's just because you're a genuine laughing stock.

   When was the last time you looked in the mirror. Hell Taggert you are so desperate for online friends you will side with anyone who is opposed to those who make fun of you. Just for the record everyone makes fun of you, even SotB.
10. 2015-08-03 at 3:23 PM UTC in ATTN Spectral:
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    that may be true, dark rodent, but we all know that you look like an ewok's asshole that got turned inside out. I thought it was a joke when someone posted a picture of you, you look exactly like nick tortelli from 'cheers' but with more beard growth.. goddamn I wish I had a picture of you that we could laugh at,, but unfortunately I don't,

    Spoken like a true victim AT or whatever your name was when I hurt your butt sp bad.
11. 2015-08-03 at 3:20 PM UTC in ATTN Spectral:
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12. 2015-08-03 at 1:52 PM UTC in Dylan Roof pleads not guilty?
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    The truth is, if you had any real skill or insight into running a forum, then you would have done so by now. With all the site hopping and such, you've had every opportunity to branch out and run the show, but you haven't. The only logical conclusions are that you're either scared of the heat that it could bring for whatever reason, or you're simply incapable of doing so. Either way, the fact remains that you'll never be able to do more than ride on someone else's coattails for the chance to punch those oh so infamous mods buttons you love to prattle on about. As for the topic at hand, I believe the reason a not guilty plea was entered against his will is because the court intends to have him examined to determine if he's competent to aid in his own defense. It's not at all uncommon and is only being brought up due to the sensational nature of this case. You conspiracy nuts can claim whatever you want, but the fact is that this sort of thing happens every day.

    The truth is SotB laughs at Spectral with every keypress.
13. 2015-08-03 at 1:13 PM UTC in ATTN Spectral:
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Give it up, rat. You're only making yourself look even more lame and foolish than you already are.

    Lanny.. give Slave of the Beast and I Admin and we'll take care of everything, including the worthless rats you have here sinking your ship. I know you think we don't know what we're doing, but we do. I know you just posted PI for a lark, but these lame cowards just make the place not even worth coming to. They're not funny. They're not witty. In fact, they bring absolutely nothing to the table. They are nothing but defacing/spamming kidiots. Let us take care of things and you'll most likely have a thriving community for even yourself to maybe enjoy coming to again. Maybe, maybe not. But at the current rate, and in the current state, it will never amount to more than a bare handful of users. You're intelligent enough to see that for the truth it is.

    Im sorry I hurt your fragile feelings so bad. It must be horrible to be a skinny toothless old man by your mid 50s. The ironic part is we are roughly the same age and yet your appearance puts 20 years on you. It makes glad I never lived behind Tim Hortons.
14. 2015-08-03 at 4:05 AM UTC in ATTN Spectral:
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15. 2015-08-03 at 3:54 AM UTC in The truth behind Auschwitz
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    The more you know...
16. 2015-08-03 at 3:04 AM UTC in Dylan Roof pleads not guilty?
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    Can you tellbus which of theses are actors and which are real?
17. 2015-08-02 at 7:32 PM UTC in 500 Thankses
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    What kind if truck did you fall off of this morning? Also, is that how you lost your teeth?
18. 2015-08-02 at 12:37 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    FO3 late game balance is hilarious. I don't complain though, the feeling of fucking up any humanoid nigga with one shot vs. pumping late-game mobs like death claws and yao guais full of lead and only making a scratch makes the game interesting again after the lull between getting good enough that nothing on the MQ can hurt you but before you hit the level cap.

    Lol Yeah, i play both FO3 and new Vegas way too much
    
    i just got raped by a massive pack of yao guais
    
    it was like the game went crazy, there were like 15 of them
    
    this is the first time in years I've gotten killed on that game
    
    i got through like 8 of them and i would have survived but i accidentally backed off a cliff
19. 2015-08-02 at 12:28 PM UTC in ATTN Spectral:
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    How do you get laid looking this way?
20. 2015-08-02 at 12:25 PM UTC in I take a break for a month and Raw Drama shuts down.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    You're not scary.

    Like you are?