Posts by The Self Taught Man

2015-08-05 at 5:03 PM UTC in Who Are The Globalists?

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Holy shit! After I put TheDarkRodent and Psycho on ignore, 99% of the worthless garbage posts on the forum disappeared! Looks a lot better!

Pretending to stick your head in the sand does not change the fact that in an attempt to pose as a "valuable contributor" you resorted to copypasta like a talking head.

2015-08-05 at 2:33 PM UTC in Mental illness screening for firearms sales

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

If guns have no social utility then why are they used to free the oppressed?

2015-08-05 at 12:47 PM UTC in I miss Iron John

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

He can be brought in if you really, really want 'im. Would you settle for a cameo appearance, or does it have to be permanent?

Another one of your barbie dolls?

2015-08-05 at 12:44 PM UTC in Who Are The Globalists?

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Inb4iwroteop http://www.globalistagenda.org Copypasta

2015-08-05 at 12:40 PM UTC in Who Are The Globalists?

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Follow the money, you'll get the names…

Cute pictures there slugger. Would you like me to put them on the fridge while you go outside and play? Here's an idea. Why don't you write something that demonstrates your knowledge of who these folks are and if it's good enough maybe I'll put a gold star on it for you.

2015-08-05 at 11:44 AM UTC in hey mizled

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Lurkers lurking the lurk. I lurk that. ^ my best mizled impression

Yeah um no. Leave the impressions to Frank Caliendo and stick to drumming. Not that your any better a drumming but at least we don't have to witness it.

2015-08-05 at 11:37 AM UTC in Sign directing bacterial traffic found in Spectral's mouth

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Every house I have lived in has fist-shaped holes in the drywall, I actually get hypertension and migraines when I get too angry, etc, etc…. But: I would much rather be me than you any day.

Ah the first cracks of ignorance begin to betray your harness. Nice!

2015-08-05 at 5:39 AM UTC in It's My Motherfuckin Birthday...

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I hope you get raped today. Best birthday present ever.

2015-08-05 at 5:37 AM UTC in Help me finish spoof lyrics

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

And i will record it and post it here. I am making a spoof of the song "timber" found here. Im making it about a mugging gone wrong so keep with the theme faggots. If your suggestion is shit ill scrap it.

There are the actual lyrics:
"Timber"
(feat. Ke$ha)
[Ke$ha]
It's going down, I'm yelling timber
You better move, you better dance
Let's make a night you won't remember
I'll be the one you won't forget

Wooooah (timber), wooooah (timber), wooooah (it's going down)
Wooooah (timber), wooooah (timber), wooooah (it's going down)

[Pitbull]
The bigger they are, the harder they fall
These big-iddy boys are dig-gidy dogs
I have 'em like Miley Cyrus, clothes off
Twerking in their bras and thongs, timber
Face down, booty up, timber
That's the way we like toâ€“what?â€“timber
I'm slicker than an oil spill
She say she won't, but I bet she will, timber

Swing your partner round and round
End of the night, it's going down
One more shot, another round
End of the night, it's going down
Swing your partner round and round
End of the night, it's going down
One more shot, another round
End of the night, it's going down

[Ke$ha]
It's going down, I'm yelling timber
You better move, you better dance
Let's make a night you won't remember
I'll be the one you won't forget

It's going down (it's going down), I'm yelling timber
You better move (you better move), you better dance (you better dance)
Let's make a night you won't remember
I'll be the one you won't forget (you won't forget)

Wooooah (timber), wooooah (timber), wooooah (it's going down)
Wooooah (timber), wooooah (timber), wooooah (it's going down)

[Pitbull]
Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane
Nah, it's just me, ain't a damn thing changed
Live in hotels, swing on planes
Blessed to say, money ain't a thing
Club jumping like LeBron now, VolÃ
Order me another round, homie
We about to clown. Why? 'Cause it's about to go down

Swing your partner round and round
End of the night, it's going down
One more shot, another round
End of the night, it's going down
Swing your partner round and round
End of the night, it's going down
One more shot, another round
End of the night, it's going down

[Ke$ha]
It's going down, I'm yelling timber
You better move, you better dance
Let's make a night you won't remember
I'll be the one you won't forget

It's going down (it's going down), I'm yelling timber
You better move, you better dance (you better dance)
Let's make a night (let's make a night) you won't remember
I'll be the one (I'll be the one) you won't forget (you won't forget)

Wooooah (timber), wooooah (timber), (hey), wooooah (it's going down) (Pitbull)
Wooooah (timber), wooooah (timber), wooooah (it's going down)

Wooooah (timber), wooooah (c'mon), wooooah (it's going down)
Wooooah (timber), wooooah (you won't forget), wooooah (timber)

And this is what I have so far:

Your going down, ive got my kimber
dont fucking move get on the ground
Lets make a night you will remember
ill be the one you will regret

2015-08-05 at 5:27 AM UTC in Who's more autistic. Malice or myself?

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

>reddit

You sir win the autism award.

2015-08-05 at 5:22 AM UTC in Medical treatment for darth beaver

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I am prescribing you a 7.4g dose of lead 1 x per day for 1 days for your Latent Homosexuality. While taking this medication it is important for you to insert the injector into your cum recepticle and point towards the roof of your mouth.

One injection will cure all ailments.

2015-08-05 at 5:13 AM UTC in Injecting sepsis into an abcess

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Tried and confirmed. Got high as fuck but also got sepsis.

Sepsis/10 would inject again

2015-08-05 at 5:11 AM UTC in Why the fuck do you post this shit sploo?

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I probably need to get my ass kicked more than anything else

Where do you live? I got a police issue extendable baton I've been itching to try out

2015-08-05 at 5:03 AM UTC in is it illegal to accidentally touch a vagina?

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I see a good buisness card here:

Sploo
Molestation consultant

2015-08-05 at 5:01 AM UTC in consciousness is a fractal

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

So, if you took all empty space, and made it into matter, and took all matter, and made it into empty space, maybe what results from that is like, the real reality.

Kinda like how they think dark matter is the "real universe" and we are a side product because there seems to be more of it than regular matter?

@Lanny lolling at the GEB comment

2015-08-05 at 4:59 AM UTC in Need help feel kinda bad

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I love her and care about her but i guess it was never meant to be.

Sounds like something a virgin would say

2015-08-05 at 4:45 AM UTC in you are not authorized to create or remove attachments

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

But nigga its actually your picture nigga why you action like a nigga? Fukit I'll host with tags but you are a moist cunt you cheeky limey.

2015-08-05 at 4:13 AM UTC in you are not authorized to create or remove attachments

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

What the fuck is this shit? Fix it faggot want to put picture in my god damned posts

2015-08-05 at 3:55 AM UTC in I miss Iron John

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I thought he was banned from the fXXX BBS's...

2015-08-05 at 3:17 AM UTC in Sign directing bacterial traffic found in Spectral's mouth

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

At least he can give a hell of a blow job

You stay out of this, littlestnigger.

Was that a gummy bear you killed then?

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