Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-08-26 at 4 AM UTC in attack of the ratch
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   sounds fun man
2. 2015-08-26 at 3:50 AM UTC in ATTN: Malice
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I have a complete understanding of humans and their behavior, even having very high accuracy at "reading" people, their expressions, body language, predicting and understanding their thoughts/viewpoints/point of view/perceptions, motivations, and behavior in general. Reason being: Humans and human societies, the human brain, are the most complex systems of all.

   
   lmayonaise
   
3. 2015-08-26 at 3:46 AM UTC in Fagtroll's drivers license picture.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   clearly not the real dumpster slut
4. 2015-08-26 at 3:35 AM UTC in attack of the ratch
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   so I basically fucked a guys gf/baby mama because he owed me $200 or some odd dollars, then told him and she's basically been following me around during my hug dealing escapades over the course of the summer. I broke up with her several times without actually going out and cheated on her. I make her cry everyday and keep us both highly intoxicated. I've been selling drugs at the mid level all summer and made and spent money stupidly. I got arrested at 4am in a shitty area because that girl was literally going 70 in a 50 with 4!!!! black people in the back of the rental. I spent the night in holding cells before my PO let me out because I'm normally such a good boy. I'm going back to university in a few days. That ho is sleeping a few feet away right now, I think I made her cry twice today and had sex with her 3 or 4 times. We literally have so much sex my left hip is dislocated and she gets bad stomach pains afterwards. People I may or may not may or may not to may or may not be tied up in a murder or may not investimay or may not. I'm moving in a few days and this girl does not know the apartment. I've been suffering mild dts from alcohol withdrawal around 9 o clock each night, so thats when I start drinking. Today is only 1 beer and a bottle of wine to calm the nerves as I'll be up all night moving and cleaning with this lazy ho so I can move tomorrow and show my apartment. The best part is at this moment, while she's sleeping, she thinks there's a chance (albeit a small one) she might be moving to my new place with me but that isn't a possibility.
   
   A month ago, I slapped a different girl on the busiest street in the city in the middle of the day. I feel like I wasted my summer by being white boy wasted with this waste of space white girl, periodically doing that white girl (christina aguilara) and habitually slanging that white girl, then mostly spending the money on decent food, cabs, alcohol and just immediately gratifying pleasures. I have tattoos up to the back of my neck now so I bought a bunch of button up shirts. I made contact with a bunch of highly motivated arabs who take drugs and have rich families I'm going to try to get to invest in an idea I have. If this girl ends up hating me I might have to kill her because she knows too much.
   
   I love and hate you all btw
   
   Any Questions?
5. 2015-08-26 at 2:08 AM UTC in Soooo Specktroll
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I just meant I posted WITH him, that's all. We do sometimes share the same account.

   
6. 2015-08-26 at 1:28 AM UTC in ATTN: Mmq
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   so who's alt are you? I am literally sploo in 20 years

   Sploo will be dead in 20 years.
7. 2015-08-26 at 1:27 AM UTC in Need advice on buying a knife as a gift.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Yeah, these things are deadly as fuck. If you wield two in a fight you could do some pretty serious damage with what would normally be just your fists.

   Yes, they are Indonesian in origin if I'm not mistaken. It has been a weapon in Huc Chung Kun Tao/Kun Tao Silat for thousands of years.
8. 2015-08-26 at 12:51 AM UTC in Need advice on buying a knife as a gift.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Here is a completely different alternative. http://www.ecrater.com/p/19747385/hand-made-custom-damascus-karambit?gps=1&id=81021731659 I love Damascus steel for it craftsmen and time tested quality when crafted by an accomplished smith. Add that into a karambit and you have a very effective tool in terms of it's intended purpose.
9. 2015-08-26 at 12:38 AM UTC in Fagtroll's drivers license picture.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   You are mistaken. That is not a picture of spectral, it's a glamour shot of snoopy's wife. Know how I know? the wig is crooked.

   Snoopy's wife before meth and the wig.
10. 2015-08-25 at 11:28 PM UTC in ATTN Spectral:
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I responded to an ad for a dog that had been rescued and is now up for adoption. The couple that has fostered him said they found him waiting in front of a coffee shop for his owner that never returned. Poor thing hasn't got a single tooth in his mouth. He seems a little dopey and confused but needs a good home. Wonder what I should name him?

    I Suggest Spectral
11. 2015-08-25 at 11:24 PM UTC in ATTN: Dumpster Slut
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Fuck SpeckTroll
12. 2015-08-25 at 11:16 PM UTC in ATTN: Mmq
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Nice one Sploo
13. 2015-08-25 at 11:15 PM UTC in Soooo Specktroll
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I didn't agree to anything, Darkie, and in any event, you would have lost. That was the REAL Dumpster Slut I posted with before you posted with your fake Dumpster Slut. Check the date/time stamps. Sorry, buddy, but I outsmarted you.

    Oops? Little slip of the tongue there Specky? You really should speak with your physician about your sundowners syndrome. You seem to fuck up much more in the later part of the day. I reccommend an early morning appointment an that you print this thread to take with you as a memory aid.
14. 2015-08-25 at 10:16 PM UTC in Soooo Specktroll
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I didn't agree to anything, Darkie, and in any event, you would have lost. That was the REAL Dumpster Slut I posted with before you posted with your fake Dumpster Slut. Check the date/time stamps. Sorry, buddy, but I outsmarted you.

    Did you forget your Alzheimer meds today? You already admitted you created that account. http://niggasin.space/forum/half-baked/17329-a-challenge-to-specktroll#post17545 And by faking the account and asking for my password you tried to collect on a wager. Trying to collect on a wager is proof that you agreed to the wager. You never have and never will outsmart me.
15. 2015-08-25 at 10:08 PM UTC in Teh Dumpster Slut Tread
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I'll tell you a secret, Darkie. Lanny hates my guts. He even banned me 30,000+ times, literally. The only reason I'm even here is because he "tolerates" me.

    
16. 2015-08-25 at 9:46 PM UTC in Teh Dumpster Slut Tread
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Uh-huh.

    You are so wrong. But that's what makes fucking with you so easy.
17. 2015-08-25 at 9:43 PM UTC in Soooo Specktroll
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Did you want to PM me your password or would you rather just let Lanny handle it? http://niggasin.space/forum/half-baked/17329-a-challenge-to-specktroll?p=17546#post17546
18. 2015-08-25 at 9:31 PM UTC in A challenge to specktroll
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Wait just a cotton-pickin'-minute. I thought you were on my side, art teacher… I mean, treacher. >:c(

    
19. 2015-08-25 at 9:26 PM UTC in Super Easy Mini Pot Pies
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It would certainly make them less filling
20. 2015-08-25 at 9:26 PM UTC in Teh Dumpster Slut Tread
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    You are TheDarkRodent.

    Do see me under your bed and in all the shadows as well? Lanny can vouch for the fact that I am not either of those accounts.