Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-08-05 at 5:22 AM UTC in Medical treatment for darth beaver
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I am prescribing you a 7.4g dose of lead 1 x per day for 1 days for your Latent Homosexuality. While taking this medication it is important for you to insert the injector into your cum recepticle and point towards the roof of your mouth.
   
   One injection will cure all ailments.
2. 2015-08-05 at 5:13 AM UTC in Injecting sepsis into an abcess
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Tried and confirmed. Got high as fuck but also got sepsis.
   
   Sepsis/10 would inject again
3. 2015-08-05 at 5:11 AM UTC in Why the fuck do you post this shit sploo?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I probably need to get my ass kicked more than anything else

   
   Where do you live? I got a police issue extendable baton I've been itching to try out
4. 2015-08-05 at 5:03 AM UTC in is it illegal to accidentally touch a vagina?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I see a good buisness card here:
   
   Sploo
   Molestation consultant
5. 2015-08-05 at 5:01 AM UTC in consciousness is a fractal
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   So, if you took all empty space, and made it into matter, and took all matter, and made it into empty space, maybe what results from that is like, the real reality.

   
   Kinda like how they think dark matter is the "real universe" and we are a side product because there seems to be more of it than regular matter?
   
   @Lanny lolling at the GEB comment
6. 2015-08-05 at 4:59 AM UTC in Need help feel kinda bad
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I love her and care about her but i guess it was never meant to be.

   
   Sounds like something a virgin would say
7. 2015-08-05 at 4:45 AM UTC in you are not authorized to create or remove attachments
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   But nigga its actually your picture nigga why you action like a nigga? Fukit I'll host with tags but you are a moist cunt you cheeky limey.
8. 2015-08-05 at 4:13 AM UTC in you are not authorized to create or remove attachments
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What the fuck is this shit? Fix it faggot want to put picture in my god damned posts
9. 2015-08-05 at 3:55 AM UTC in I miss Iron John
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I thought he was banned from the fXXX BBS's...
10. 2015-08-05 at 3:17 AM UTC in Sign directing bacterial traffic found in Spectral's mouth
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    At least he can give a hell of a blow job

    You stay out of this, littlestnigger.

    Was that a gummy bear you killed then?
11. 2015-08-05 at 3:12 AM UTC in Sign directing bacterial traffic found in Spectral's mouth
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    god-DAMN I wish I had that picture of you and your weak-chinned offspring on your junky bikes, I need a good laugh.

    "You feel constantly frustrated and angry no matter what you try. Your temper causes problems at work or in your relationships. You avoid new events and people because you feel like you can't control your temper. You have gotten in trouble with the law due to your anger." Does that sound like anyone yoj know?
12. 2015-08-05 at 1:42 AM UTC in Mental illness screening for firearms sales
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Honestly if my mental history bars me from owning a gun I'm just gonna hit up the black market (read nigger) and illegally purchase automatic weapons.
    
    What part of [size=72]shall not be infringed[/size] do they not understand?
13. 2015-08-05 at 1:37 AM UTC in fuck if I know
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Just find the symbiosis in your head by meditating/having sex/doing naked pushups

    
    This is literally the best advice ever if you add opiates to before meditating
14. 2015-08-05 at 1:34 AM UTC in Anybody here thing family guy sucks?
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    I agree with OP. Family guy is 90% shit and 10% gold which is enough for me to watch it on occasion.
    
    Really though it goes futurama > american dad > family goy.
15. 2015-08-05 at 1:30 AM UTC in Sign directing bacterial traffic found in Spectral's mouth
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    With what? Your gums?

    
    At least he can give a hell of a blow job
16. 2015-08-05 at 1:17 AM UTC in Sign directing bacterial traffic found in Spectral's mouth
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    And I'm pushing your pointy eyebrows with mere words.

    With what? Your gums?
17. 2015-08-05 at 1:16 AM UTC in Sign directing bacterial traffic found in Spectral's mouth
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    you have literally no idea what is going on, do you old man? you are actually entertaining to me, I come here to blow off steam by arguing with, and making fun of, douche bags like you….so please, continue.

    We are playing my game I assure you.
18. 2015-08-05 at 12:10 AM UTC in Sign directing bacterial traffic found in Spectral's mouth
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    you can't even properly manipulate your own genitals, you terminal fuckup

    Yet here I am pushing your buttons with mere words.
19. 2015-08-05 at 12:09 AM UTC in Mental illness screening for firearms sales
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Like, if I just stop showing up one day, it's because I had a fucking anger stroke.

    I hope it happens soon.
20. 2015-08-05 at 12:04 AM UTC in tried some diacetylmorphine.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It was OK