Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-08-28 at 3:58 AM UTC in attack of the ratch
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   So yeah. I woke up, told her her shit was packed, said mean things, she cried hysterically, started cleaning my place naked, tied her hands in some black belt whip type thing she found wrapped it around me andraped me. Everyone tells me to stop fucking with her and I feel dumb for doing so.
2. 2015-08-28 at 3:54 AM UTC in Zoklet theme!
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Guess you shouldn't have sat around on your asses doing nothing while the kidiots and power abusers ruined the place and got it shut down, huh? Where's all the people who laughed and scoffed at my repeated warnings the entire time? You only get what you put in, which was nothing.

   Evryone here laughs and scoffs at everything you post.
3. 2015-08-28 at 3:52 AM UTC in Roses are red, Violets are blue
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   You are not your handle.

   You were banned. Deal with it.
4. 2015-08-28 at 3:50 AM UTC in TTFN I had it.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Do you get nobody but nobody is that stupid? Except you.
5. 2015-08-28 at 3:40 AM UTC in Why minimum wage is bad.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Minimum wage hurts investment and youth employment. Its not even debateable. If you want to increase domestic consumption of the lower class to think theyre better off at the expense of people who can actually grow the economy and people who want to enter it and gain skills then fuck it, go ahead. Minimum wage should be restricted to sectors that allocate hourly wages that are not actually what they are. For.example I had a buddy who worked at subway many moons ago and on the expense sheet at the wnd of the day he was assumed to be paid $15 an hour when he was really.getting 9 something. As shityu as it is to say a lot.of small businesses do this as well. Most drywall and painting companies will invoice for more than theyre.paying their workers. What to do about this? I dunno, as always more transparwncy is needed as I moo dat doep
6. 2015-08-28 at 3:29 AM UTC in I'm cute
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Can detect autism at first glance sculpin/kitten
7. 2015-08-28 at 3:27 AM UTC in pull out method is actually a good thing if you execute it right
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If you're with a girl who's willing to get an abortion if you tell her youll get her pregnant when it's the "right time" but in the meantime baby I really need you to kill my unborn child because our perfect sun and moon baby comes on the next ovarian cycle baby I know how the stars align and shit then it's all good and after the 6th she gets a first trimester for free
8. 2015-08-28 at 3:07 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm going to change T-PAIN free acid into sodium tomorrow. Hopefully sodium carbonate will work fine lest I resort to sodium hydroxide. Baking soda can also be used, but it takes a little coaxing. Fuck ceretropic's ridiculous prices.
9. 2015-08-28 at 2:28 AM UTC in Ol gay ass Odin worshipping 211 drinkin k2 smokin BradleyBBack
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   nah, you claim I am a liar, without cause or reason, so you can go suck a cock full of AIDS for all I give a fuck.

   That's a lie.
10. 2015-08-28 at 2:27 AM UTC in Roses are red, Violets are blue
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Never. I've posted every day for the past 20+ years without interruption.

    First of all it's really sad that someone my age thinks that is an accomplishment. Secondly, you may have posted at Zoklet but not with your SpectraL account after it was perm banned.
11. 2015-08-28 at 2:23 AM UTC in ATTN: Fake Dumpster Slut
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Not true. Nobody has used this particular trick before. It's a -SpectraL original.

    
12. 2015-08-28 at 2:13 AM UTC in Who runs this motherfucking website??
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    No
13. 2015-08-28 at 1:20 AM UTC in Who runs this motherfucking website??
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Quiet, Darkie.

    Do you see me when you close your tired old wrinkled eyes every night?
14. 2015-08-28 at 1:18 AM UTC in TTFN I had it.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    If I had of been evil, I could easily have "become" Lanny and PM'd one of you for your password "for testing purposes". But I don't play like that. Never have, never will.

    Anyone who knows anything about pop, sell, and vbulletin or any other set of scripts for a BB knows that the administrator doesn't need to ask for your password you senile buffoon.
15. 2015-08-27 at 11:35 PM UTC in TTFN I had it.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    WTF do I have to do to post a fucking youtube clip??

    
    You gotta do the following: write your intent to post the video on this forum be sure to include the url of the thread it will be posted in, why you indtend to do so, what potential UNintended consequences may arise and how you intend to deal with them if they do and enclose 5 dollars cash in an envelope to A-1 Auto Glass at the following address:
    
    143 pinewood drive
    Oakwood Nebraska
    
    Your request minus the five dollars will then be forwarded directly to the owner of the YouTube channel where he video in question is uploaded. The channel owner then has the choice of accepting or rejecting your request. If it is accepted they will then send a reply plus 10 dollars cash to the guys at A-1 Auto Glass. This reply minus the 10 dollars will then be directly forwarded to youtube for further evaluation and potential conflicts with their terms of service. If there is no conflict with the terms of service youtube will then send the original channels response plus their deliberation plus 3 dollars and 57 cents to the gentleman at A-1 Auto Glass. This deliberation and response minus the $3.57 will then be forwarded to you. At this point you are required to send the final deposit of 6 dollars to A-1 Auto Glass. Failure to do so will result in the inability to post the clip.
    
    Please allow 6-8 weeks for response
16. 2015-08-27 at 11:10 PM UTC in locked in prism new album dedicated to specky boy and iron john
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    sounds like shit.
17. 2015-08-27 at 10:59 PM UTC in Ol gay ass Odin worshipping 211 drinkin k2 smokin BradleyBBack
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    You see, dark rodent, this is how much I care about your insinuation of revealing my PI. I switched accounts just for you, so half the job is done already. Knock yourself out. Literally.

    Wanna Chinese arm wrestle me fuck-o?
18. 2015-08-27 at 10:13 PM UTC in What the fuck is this shit?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    this
    
    also hexagrams

    
    and fractals. Cant forget the fractals.
19. 2015-08-27 at 9:02 PM UTC in Ol gay ass Odin worshipping 211 drinkin k2 smokin BradleyBBack
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    you know damn well that my kids are quite intelligent, and on a fast-track to success. Many of u here, on the other hand, have seen your malnourished little guy riding a 'chopper' with his dear old dad. Now, that motherfucker looked half-retarded, and effeminate to boot.

    I only know the lies you post.
20. 2015-08-27 at 8:37 PM UTC in ATTN: Fake Dumpster Slut
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    It's my trick and you guys stole it. But I don't mind. Go ahead and be me. I'll just have to be the best of all the -SpectraLs from now on, that's all.

    That trick is older than your missing teeth. Why do you think it only took me 15 seconds to figure it out and 5 minutes or less to expose it?