Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-08-29 at 7:55 PM UTC in I have bugs in my ears
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   Clean your room.
2. 2015-08-29 at 6:08 PM UTC in Sophie's Remote Access Trojan, Build 0.71 (Thoughts, ideas, comments & advice?)
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3. 2015-08-29 at 4:43 PM UTC in ATTN: Sophie
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   I probably have it on an old hard drive that is somewhere in my closet when I get home I am definitely going to look for it, MQ deserves to see it, just once, before he dies.

   It's nice to know I have such control over you.
4. 2015-08-29 at 3:42 PM UTC in Yelling "He's got a gun!" at public venues.
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   Your crowning achievement was having sex with a drunk woman who didn't know who you were/wasn't awake. Thanks Dad.

   You're crowning achievement, oh wait, you've never achieved anything.
5. 2015-08-29 at 3:40 PM UTC in ATTN: Sophie
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   TheDarkRodent… [video]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xwk15n_the-mayan-end-of-the-world-21dec12_lifestyle[/video]

   Yup, don't you wish you looked that young? After all we are the same age and you look 20 years older than me.
6. 2015-08-29 at 3:30 PM UTC in ATTN: Sophie
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   TheDarkRodent… [video]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xwk15n_the-mayan-end-of-the-world-21dec12_lifestyle[/video]

   Yup, don't you wish you looked that young? After all we are the same age and you look 20 years older than me.
7. 2015-08-29 at 2:40 PM UTC in ATTN: Sophie
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   Darth post your proverbial father son biker picture. You're a handsome motherfucker I think you need to stop being scared and let us bask in your visual charm.

   If you didn't save it tuff luck.
8. 2015-08-29 at 2:21 PM UTC in ATTN: Sophie
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   ^ lame

   Toothless ^
9. 2015-08-29 at 2:11 PM UTC in What the fuck is with these dominoes and the distinguished road shit?
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   I'm still wondering where the second B in Bradley B went. inb42brnot2b

   I'm still wondering where your teeth went.
10. 2015-08-29 at 2:05 PM UTC in ATTN: Sophie
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    Anyone see a lost-looking Ewok around these parts?

    
11. 2015-08-29 at 12:40 PM UTC in I Never Tell The Truth.
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    ♞ c heckmate

    The lie is you ran out of moves.
12. 2015-08-29 at 12:39 PM UTC in ATTN: Sophie
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    Nah, I remember the first time I noticed your existence, it was during FON's '20 pages' thread where we were all arguing that affirmative action is racist. Sometime during that time, you posted the picture of you and your son on those motorcycles in another thread, and everyone piled on making fun of it. I even made a joke or two, but I do that to everyone, whether I know them or not. It amuses me. While reading that thread, your responses, and especially the venomous response to my poking fun, I noted aloud that you were a terrible poster, who told bad, outdated jokes, and I hate to use the cliche of 'corny', but that was the exact word I used for it, even back then. We continuted the exchange for a long, long time, because if you are one thing, its pugnacious, and I ended up noting that you look like a downs syndrome version of robert deniro, or an ewok's cloaca. I recall every bit of it. Good times.

    The lie is you put way more into that post than the situation demands.
13. 2015-08-29 at 12:36 PM UTC in fuck space jam
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    this motherfucker made up a whole account and a persona, and chose an avatar, and then he tries to talk about 'it matters to you so much that you stroked your keys in response' dark rodent is experiencing age-related mental deterioration, everyone, so maybe we should go easy on him. .

    The lie is you're angered by it.
14. 2015-08-29 at 11:22 AM UTC in I have bugs in my ears
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    dude that is like my worst fear, fuck that shit. funny story though, when i was in marine boot camp at our graduation ceremony we had to do this marching shit for everyone to show how well disciplined and brainwashed we were and during the part where we had to stand still and have our heads completely still while some faggot talked for like 15 minutes a bug flew right into my ear and no shit started tunneling in there. i had to reach up and get it out because i was about to bug the fuck out. luckily i got it out with one fell swoop and we were still standing far from the crowd so im sure they could see it, but didnt see who it was. the dude next to me was fuckin pissed though. he whispered "are you fucking serious man?" what a chump.
15. 2015-08-29 at 9:22 AM UTC in Ask a recovering gambler/drug addict/ anything
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    Delete this thread please
16. 2015-08-29 at 9:21 AM UTC in fuck space jam
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    i'd blow a load right in your ass
17. 2015-08-29 at 8:06 AM UTC in I Never Tell The Truth.
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    I used to suck brooks outta dicklyn.
18. 2015-08-29 at 6:01 AM UTC in Get a chat
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    like the one at tainted browser. But ya know. Not so shitty and gay.
19. 2015-08-29 at 4:51 AM UTC in sentience within conciusness
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    Arthur brings up a great point. I read this interesting thing about how young human children learn to recognize that there are different levels of understanding and knowledge. The idea that someone else knows something you dont know or vice versa is a huge leap in cognitive development.
20. 2015-08-29 at 4:46 AM UTC in I Never Tell The Truth.
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    ♞ c heckmate