Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-08-14 at 10:55 PM UTC in Cheesy gordita
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   au contraire, my online activities are a form of stress relief, and a source of endless humor. so what is dark rodent jr. up to these days? besides sucking cocks, I mean?

   Do you think gay thoughts like that often?
2. 2015-08-14 at 10:53 PM UTC in Luister dan.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Hangt er van af welk groen je het overhebt. Ik bedoel, sla is groen maar dat smaakt niet naar spinazie.

   Doet sla schreeuw wanneer het wordt vermoord ?
3. 2015-08-14 at 9:15 PM UTC in Luister dan.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Doet groene smaak zoals spinazie ?
4. 2015-08-14 at 9:10 PM UTC in Cheesy gordita
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   fortunately, my progeny are not pale little faggots like your kid turned out to be.

   I love winding you up like one of those little old cybal monkeys. I like to imagine the veins on your forehead pulsing as your uncontrolled rage drives you closer to a crippling stroke with every beat of your stress damaged heart.
5. 2015-08-14 at 8:31 PM UTC in Cheesy gordita
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   there's not much more to tell. everyone in my family are either felons, psychos, and one of my relatives even killed someone but I raised my kids well, pretty much on my own, and they are making me proud.

   Don't worry apples never fall far from the tree
6. 2015-08-14 at 7:41 PM UTC in Cheesy gordita
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Nah, the phone incident was early on a schoolday. When they were teenagers they witnessed me beat their uncle half to death, though. He threatened to burn down my house, so it was sort of justified. By the way, my son is in his second year of college, on the deans list, and my daughter is perpetually on the honor roll, so nice try, rodent.

   http://m.wapt.com/news/honor-students-apparent-turn-to-isis-stuns-vicksburg-residents/34691124
7. 2015-08-14 at 7:37 PM UTC in Cheesy gordita
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Nah, the phone incident was early on a schoolday. When they were teenagers they witnessed me beat their uncle half to death, though. He threatened to burn down my house, so it was sort of justified. By the way, my son is in his second year of college, on the deans list, and my daughter is perpetually on the honor roll, so nice try, rodent.

   Tell me more...
8. 2015-08-14 at 6:23 PM UTC in Exclusive Spectral PI
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Is there actually a demon of the month club? That would be pretty cool I'd join up for some demons each month.
9. 2015-08-14 at 5:47 PM UTC in Cheesy gordita
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   well they were rentals, so who fuckin cares at the last place, I threw a 250$ cordless phone through the front window

   Did you do all that in front of your kids?
10. 2015-08-14 at 5:42 PM UTC in Exclusive Spectral PI
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    What's your point, Beaver?

    Nope, you don't get to ask a question without answering at least one of the four I asked in post #5.
11. 2015-08-14 at 5:18 PM UTC in Cheesy gordita
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    no, I do not.

    That would explain the holes in your walls.
12. 2015-08-14 at 5:16 PM UTC in Exclusive Spectral PI
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Does the Demon of the Month club send you little figurines each month. Do you leave them in the packaging to maintain their value? Which one is uour favourite? Will you post a picture of it?
13. 2015-08-14 at 4:54 PM UTC in CC info got stolen, anyone who's better with computers than me have any idea how?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    A couple weeks ago, my girlfriend and I were dogsitting for a friend for 10 days. During this period we both made online purchases with our credit cards over their wifi. After we were done dogsitting, my girlfriend's card got charged from store in another state. She got an immediate email notification, and they cancelled the card and the charges. A couple days later, I had two charges that I didn't make appear on my statement. So I called the bank and had my shit cancelled.
    
    At this point I realized it could be more than a coincidence, and we had both used that same wifi network to buy stuff (on different computers), so I sent a text to our friend warning here that there could be something fishy with her wifi, and she texted me back that her info got stolen as well. Now I think it is definitely not a coincidence, but I'm not sure exactly what is going on.
    
    The only thing I can think of is that someone could be sitting outside with a laptop, or maybe a neighbor, that got onto the network and is using a packet sniffer and decrypting the info they get to steal the credit card information, but like I said I'm not too great with computers and stuff. Anyone got any ideas what's going on?
14. 2015-08-14 at 4:01 PM UTC in Exclusive Spectral PI
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Motherfucker looks like COCKodile dundee

    Nah, Paul Hogan still has teeth.
15. 2015-08-14 at 3:51 PM UTC in is everyone evil
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    The entire notion of "it's their own fault", comeuppance, and just deserts is a gradeschool mentality that some people seem to have failed to grow out of. Who care whose fault a person's poverty or misfortune is? Does it make their suffering any less material, any less bad? Imagine the world where everyone gets exactly what they deserve and the world where everyone gets exactly what they want/need. Clearly the latter is better than the former. Material concerns might make us shape our policy somewhat differently, past performance may reflect future returns so to speak and showering drug addicts in money may not produce the best returns in human well being but the idea that anyone has or can do anything to make themselves a priori (that is, with all else being equal) less deserving of happiness or existence then you've created what is, in effect, a secular religion in the true blue spirit of the abrahamics.

    So if you and I took a course at a university together and I fucked the entire semester and did squat. While you busted your ass and produced A+/4.0 gpa effort. Would you be ok with both of us getting a C/2.0?
16. 2015-08-14 at 3:43 PM UTC in Cheesy gordita
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    baja chalupa, motherfuckers

    Do you know how to work with gypsum board?
17. 2015-08-14 at 3:36 PM UTC in Exclusive Spectral PI
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This photo was recently captured while Spectral was summoning Gog or whatever demon he got from his Demon of the Month club last week.
18. 2015-08-14 at 3:14 PM UTC in 500 Thankses
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Oh look someone agreed with me for once!

    
19. 2015-08-14 at 3:05 PM UTC in TOTSE is Back Up
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Back up where? Your ass? Well that would explain why you saw that POS. It was stuck there right next to your head.
20. 2015-08-14 at 12:02 PM UTC in Do you know where your genetic relatives live?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    The DNA test itself is 100% accurate, however, the trained monkeys who linked those DNA profiles to places and dates are pretty well 100% wrong.

    So you study genetics wjile you practice drums now?