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Yelling "He's got a gun!" at public venues.
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2015-08-26 at 2:02 PM UTCIf you could create mass panic you'd be able to steal a lot of things and get lost in the crowd.
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2015-08-26 at 2:20 PM UTCWith ideas like that you will go far.
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2015-08-26 at 4:18 PM UTCIt will work if your plan is to get arrested. It would be like yelling fire. As soon as people realize no one has a gun they will be pissed at you and shoot you with their own gun.
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2015-08-26 at 4:27 PM UTCyou are a future inmate
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2015-08-26 at 4:55 PM UTCSomething something, freedom of speech doesn't work.
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2015-08-26 at 6:10 PM UTC
It will work if your plan is to get arrested. It would be like yelling fire. As soon as people realize no one has a gun they will be pissed at you and shoot you with their own gun.
That's why you don't stand on a pedestal and draw everyone's attention to you before you yell it. Find a crowded place and just tuck your head into your shirt/coat collar and blurt it out- ''HOLEH FUCKING CHRIST HE'S GOT A GUUNNNNNNN!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
As I type that I'm thinking it's a bad idea, because I don't think anyone would give a shit and at THAT point it WOULD be embarrassing and awkward since everyone would know it was you who yelled it. It's a gamble for sure, as the only way it works is if everyone around you immediately goes into a frantic state of panic and wild movement as a result of your exclamation. You'd probably be better of yelling BOMB! That or just learn to pick-pocket effectively. If you need a partner, I'm potentially available. -
2015-08-26 at 6:19 PM UTCWhere I live, at least half of the adults are walking around armed at all times anyway.
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2015-08-27 at 1:19 AM UTCOP will be dead in 5 years.
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2015-08-27 at 8:51 AM UTCway to just shit on my life everyone
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2015-08-27 at 12:05 PM UTCThat has been your ass dumping on your life by the way you live it.
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2015-08-27 at 4:14 PM UTCThanks dad
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2015-08-27 at 4:46 PM UTC
Thanks dad
You're welcome squirt. -
2015-08-29 at 3:06 PM UTCYour crowning achievement was having sex with a drunk woman who didn't know who you were/wasn't awake. Thanks Dad.
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2015-08-29 at 3:42 PM UTC
Your crowning achievement was having sex with a drunk woman who didn't know who you were/wasn't awake. Thanks Dad.
You're crowning achievement, oh wait, you've never achieved anything. -
2015-09-09 at 2:35 PM UTCLol...squirt.
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2015-09-09 at 2:38 PM UTC"He's got a SQUIRT GUN!!!!!!!"
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2015-09-10 at 7:09 AM UTCIVE GOT ANTS IN MY PANTS!!!!
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2015-09-10 at 7:29 PM UTC
IVE GOT ANTS IN MY PANTS!!!!
Is that what you named your dick, ants? -
2015-09-11 at 8:35 AM UTCAlabama Black Snake
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2015-09-11 at 2:21 PM UTCIf you even yelled, "He's got a banana!! He's got a banana!!!" really loud in a crowded place, and then people found out there was really no banana, you would be jumped upon by everyone, arrested, and charged with a terrorist act.