Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-09-03 at 2:36 PM UTC in Tell me something weird about yourself.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ITT boring people trying to transcend their own mediocrity
2. 2015-09-03 at 2:30 PM UTC in A snake coming out of a rectum
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   no, the head is coming out and hissing, like the snake was deployed anally, ready for attack, like a concealed snake a ahmed would smuggle on an airplane.
3. 2015-09-03 at 2:29 PM UTC in Was "I have Ashley's address" saga the cringefest of the year?
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   if a girl actually has an IQ of 85 she'll act like it's 140, so ask her a 110 IQ question and she'll get mad but respect you
4. 2015-09-03 at 2:25 PM UTC in fuck space jam
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   They have a fake Lanny, too. This one is still a girl and hasn't ante upped yet.

   The term is anted up. God your dumb.
5. 2015-09-03 at 2:23 PM UTC in I fuck so much my left hip is dislocated and constantly hurting
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I did get a bone graft from there a decade ago which made me have skinny hips that git rite in dere. Tried painkillers and having it walked on/a535 fucking everything. I took a couple days off and only had sex twice a day during that time but yesterday went a lil ham and now my hip is fucking painful. I've been taking oxycontin 5mg IRs and they don't really help for very long, plus they affect my breathing which is already not great. I need a full body physical, can someone please volunteer to do it? Bend over and grab your ankles, nigger nigger nigger etc.
6. 2015-09-03 at 2:19 PM UTC in A snake coming out of a rectum
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   Why is this image I keep seeing in my head not more popular?
   
   inb4homo
7. 2015-09-03 at 2:17 PM UTC in Europe should be considered a sub-continent, not a continent.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   California, the land of fruits and nuts
8. 2015-09-03 at 2:13 PM UTC in Midsummer Eve By EdwardHughes/MrFuckYourBitch (Completely Revised)
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   TLDR
9. 2015-09-03 at 9:09 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I posted a shoplifting guide because you got me reminiscing, reject

   
   Whereabouts? I need to read that. I only really take alcohol because those smallish bottles slip neatly into my inside pockets.
   
   I got grassed in tho for drinking and arguing with everyone yesterday, which means I now have to argue with the bitches again later on.
10. 2015-09-03 at 2:25 AM UTC in Tell me something weird about yourself.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Are you able to experience empathy, guilt, shame and/or fear?

    
    One a rudimentary level I can attempt to empathize by consciously trying to understand how another person is feeling. But it does not come naturally.
    No guilt evar.
    I feel a sort of shame but it occurs on an internal level rather than being propagated by external stimuli.
    I doesnt afraid of anything.
11. 2015-09-03 at 1:53 AM UTC in pot smokers are arrogant pricks
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Troll more rat

    Not trolling just an observation.
12. 2015-09-03 at 1:51 AM UTC in The Temple Of Sickness
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    He is.
13. 2015-09-03 at 1:50 AM UTC in Tell me something weird about yourself.
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    I. Want to go to Ottawa and buy SpectraL Canadian bacon.
14. 2015-09-03 at 1:08 AM UTC in Europe should be considered a sub-continent, not a continent.
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    It has similar size and level of diversity as India which is considered a sub-continent. The only reason it's seen as a continent is cause the people that came up with the continents were Europeans.

    My sensors detect a Syrian refugee stranded in Eastern Europe.
15. 2015-09-02 at 11:58 PM UTC in Tell me something weird about yourself.
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    I honestly cant tell If I am a sociopath or just an incredibly depressed/bipolar normal person. I think the most likely possibility is that I have both antisocial personality disorder and bipolar disorder.
16. 2015-09-02 at 11:55 PM UTC in I need a public FTP server that i can use to host some files.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    What about drop box? Not secure enough?
    
17. 2015-09-02 at 10:49 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    I know right. I don't know what it is but it makes me into an argumentative asshole too. It's been a funny night tho. It's so easy to steal, I love that I've been taught how to do it. Round 2 argument was better than the first.
18. 2015-09-02 at 9:21 PM UTC in New Profile Picture
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    32x32 is pretty small on a high resolution screen though.

    That's small on my phone.
19. 2015-09-02 at 8:24 PM UTC in how the govt shud b ran
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    Ban yourself.
20. 2015-09-02 at 8:22 PM UTC in New Profile Picture
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Eh, I quit shoplifting years ago. the risk/reward ratio was not favorable. I have instructed others in the arts, however, and at one time had a small stable of 'workers' who I would transport and dispatch on certain 'missions' in exchange for their drug of choice. junkies and addicts can be quite useful, if utilized properly.

    So just get mmQ a or Bill Krozby to steal you a pair.